The "Real Housewife" You'd Be Best Friends With, Based on Your Zodiac Sign
Will you get along with a spicy Sagittarius like Sonja Morgan? Or a reliable Virgo like Kyle Richards?
From the horrors of "scary island" to the infamous Amsterdam dinner to the table flip that started it all, Bravo's Real Housewives franchise has given us countless TV moments that are now ingrained in pop culture. If you're a Bravo superfan, you probably have your favorite housewives (and those you love to hate). But did you ever wonder who you'd actually get along with? Best Life's resident astrologer has paired each zodiac sign with the Real Housewife they'd be best friends with. Keep reading to see if you'll (hypothetically!) be getting into trouble with Ramona Singer, gossiping with NeNe Leakes, or "Feelin Jovani" with the Countess.
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Aries: Ramona Singer (Scorpio)
You're someone who likes to be seen and heard, Aries. Life is too short to worry about what other people think. If something's on your mind, nothing and nobody will stop you from speaking up. Passion drives every choice you make.
That's why we think you'd get along perfectly with none other than the "Singer Stinger" herself. Ramona made plenty of waves during her time on RHONY and was infamous for always saying what other people wouldn't (and maybe what they shouldn't).
With Aries and Scorpio both ruled by fiery Mars, the planet of energy and action, the two of you would make a dynamic duo that'll each get a kick out of trying to get the last word in.
Taurus: Lisa Vanderpump (Virgo)
Taurus is a lover of all things luxury and beauty. You work hard for your money and won't hesitate to spoil yourself given the chance. Some might call it materialistic, but you've never let other people's opinions bother you before.
And this is why we think you'd pair best with a sassy and shrewd businesswoman like Lisa Vanderpump. Not only is she one of the most successful Housewives, but she's also known for her loyalty and devotion as a friend.
Plus, Virgos know all the best secrets about other people. The pair of you would have endless afternoons of fun sipping cocktails (at her restaurants Sur or Pump, of course) and watching the drama unfold.
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Gemini: NeNe Leakes (Sagittarius)
You're the social butterfly of the zodiac, Gemini. Everywhere you go, you manage to make a new friend. But the people you get along best with enjoy going out all night dancing and grabbing an early brunch the next morning to gossip.
You need a best friend who knows how to get into just the right amount of trouble without killing the fun vibe, which is why you'd get along with a Sagittarius like NeNe Leakes.
These fire signs aren't afraid to shake things up and will always call out the nonsense when they hear it. Not only will the pair of you have a great time together, but you'll be happy to have the "original housewife of Atlanta" on your side when the drama goes down.
Cancer: Teresa Giudice (Taurus)
Cancers are known for being faithful and dependable friends. You have a big heart and would do just about anything for the people closest to you. All you expect in return is that same loyalty from your best friend.
And there's nobody who knows more about the importance of family than Teresa Giudice. Cancer and Taurus are an easy match for friendship, and you'd find yourself feeling right at home sipping wine and cooking dinner alongside Teresa and her girls.
Also, since Cancer has a hard time speaking up for themselves, you'll benefit from having a friend on your side who has noooo problem calling it as she sees it (cough cough, table flip, sprinkle cookie).
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Leo: Sonja Morgan (Sagittarius)
Vibrant and vivacious, every head turns when you walk into the room, Leo. Some people can't handle being near all that attention, which is why you need a best friend who is just as outgoing as you. They'll know all the best jokes and will always be down for another cocktail when you're on vacation.
That's why we think you'd crack up with the Sagittarius queen herself, Sonja Morgan. Sonja might be best known for her wild party antics and snappy one-liners, but she's also a deeply loyal and honest friend who's never backed down from a challenge.
The two of you might cause a little trouble, but you'll have a lot of fun and laughs doing it!
Virgo: Kyle Richards (Capricorn)
You're an independent person, Virgo. You have great intuition and can see others' intentions for what they really are. So, you get along best with people who are reliable and trustworthy but still know how to have a good time.
A Capricorn like Kyle Richards fits this description to a T. This sign is fiercely protective of those they love and would be the first to lend a hand if you were in trouble.
Plus, Capricorns have a smart and wicked sense of humor that will keep you entertained no matter how dull a party gets. And you can only hope you'll get invited to this year's white party.
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Libra: Denise Richards (Aquarius)
Booked, busy, and always on the go, Libras like the feeling of being free. So, you need to have the option to change your mind if the mood strikes you. And this requires a best friend with an equally adventurous lifestyle who will encourage you to chase your dreams.
That's why we think you'd get along perfectly with an Aquarius like Denise Richards. You're both motivated go-getters who like to do things your way.
And with Richards just announcing her return to the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, you'll love all the attention and social engagements that'll come with this friendship.
Scorpio: Lisa Rinna (Cancer)
Scorpios like to keep things private, so it's unlikely you'd ever join a reality show. But as a friend of the cast, your intensity and loyalty would make for great television. You like to observe others before making any decisions about them, and you're drawn to people who aren't afraid to show their vulnerable side.
A friendship with a Cancer like Lisa Rinna makes perfect sense. Cancers treat their friends like family, so you know you can trust them to always have your back. They are extremely loyal and deeply compassionate.
And your complex energy won't have an issue dealing with a Cancer's moodiness. Remember, "Own it, baby!"
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Sagittarius: Kenya Moore (Aquarius)
Building bonds and forming connections is very important to you, Sagittarius, which explains your eclectic mix of friends. Your open-minded attitude makes you approachable, and your sense of humor leaves people in stitches.
Your ideal best friend is someone creative and fun who isn't afraid to challenge the status quo, and an Aquarius like Kenya Moore is the perfect fit.
Aquarians are extremely clever and know how to use their smarts to play mind games with their enemies. Trust us, you'll be glad to have an Aquarius on your side, rather than be against them!
Capricorn: Luann de Lesseps (Taurus)
Money can't buy you class, so good thing you already have both! Capricorns are famous for their work ethic and determination to succeed. But you also love to let loose at the end of a long week, so you need a best friend who understands the importance of a work-hard-play-hard lifestyle.
It might look like Taurus Luann de Lesseps is purely having fun at her cabaret shows, but she knows she's building her brand.
Tauruses love to spoil themselves and show others a good time. You'll waste no time ordering some caviar poolside and discussing the details of your latest business deals (and dating lives).
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Aquarius: Andy Cohen (Gemini)
Aquarius is the rebellious free-thinker of the zodiac. Conformity is boring, and you're always looking for a way to shock the system.
That's why we thought it only made sense to pair you with the genius behind the Real Housewives franchise, Andy Cohen. As a Gemini, Andy knows how to schmooze and socialize in any situation.
But more than that, you two share a love of getting to the truth, and you're both incredibly good at asking the right questions to get people to spill their guts (who else could handle those reunions, right?). With your smarts and Andy's sass, you two will be an unstoppable pair.
Pisces: Bethenny Frankel (Scorpio)
Creative, idealistic, and caring—who wouldn't want to be best friends with a Pisces? You have an easygoing energy that always seems to brighten the day. And you know just what other people need to hear to feel valued and heard.
You deserve a friend who gives you that much care and attention back, which is why you'd hit it off great with a Scorpio like Bethenny Frankel.
You'll love the way Bethenny always says what's on her mind. And the two of you would have endless amounts of fun sharing your dreams for the future over a Skinny Girl margarita.