50 Jokes from Children That Are Crazy Funny

"What did one ocean say to the other?" "Nothing. It just waved."

50 Jokes from Children That Are Crazy Funny

"What did one ocean say to the other?" "Nothing. It just waved."

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Kids are master joke tellers. This is just an unequivocal fact. They may be struggling with pretty much every other aspect of life—they’re still learning to read and write and use the potty and put on clothes by themselves—but when it comes to jokes, they have adults beat every time. If you don’t believe us, you’ve probably never had an original joke told to you by a child. We hate to be the ones to break it to you, but you’ve been missing out on some of the best comedy ever created.

Note: Before you dig in, know that jokes from children are often clever and they’re often wildly nonsensical (to the point that you’re really scratching your head), but the point is that the children get them—and they’re usually delivered with an energy that is too infectious not to make you howl with laughter. Here are 50 of our favorite jokes written by kids, which are so crazy funny that Netflix should be giving them all their own comedy specials. For more sneaky cleverness from children, check out these 40 Lies Kids Say That Parents Always Fall For.

nacho Jokes children

1
What do you call cheese that’s not yours?

Nach-o cheese!

For more laughs check out these 50 Knock Knock Jokes Guaranteed to Crack You Up.

kids laughing at Jokes children

2
Why did the skeleton have no shoes?

Because he had no money to buy them!

For some great money advice, check out 52 Ways to Be Smarter with Money in 2018.

kid eating Jokes children

3
What do spies eat instead of McDonald’s?

Spydonalds!

For more family humor, don’t miss these 50 Dad Jokes So Bad They’re Actually Hilarious.

chicken Jokes children

4
What did the fox say to the chicken in the restaurant?

I am sorry we don’t serve seeds here—only chickens!

marry ice cream Jokes children

5
Do you like ice cream?

Then maybe you should marry it!

And for more on your little ones, know The Best Way to Raise Emotionally Healthy Kids. 

kid waving Jokes children

6
What did one ocean say to the other?

Nothing. It just waved!

tiger Jokes children

7
What do you call a tiger with glasses on?

A scientist tiger!

For more on distinguished animals, here are 15 Animals with Very Impressive Titles. 

home alone Jokes children

8
What is the best thing to say when you live by yourself and you get home?

Honey, I’m home. Just kidding, I live on my own!

schoolbus Jokes children

9
Why are zombies fast?

To catch the bus!

cows Jokes children

10
What did the pepper say to the cow?

“You one spicy looking cow!”

Jokes children sale

11
What two things make your sister happy?

“I love you” and a 50% discount!

coconut Jokes children

12
What’s brown and hairy and likes to go on holiday?

A coconut on holiday!

best friends Jokes children

13
Does your dog wear a sunhat when its hot?

No, just pants!

knock knock jokes children

14
Knock knock, who’s there?

Alice.
Alice who?

IT IS MONDAY, GO TO SCHOOL!

kid in graduation gear Jokes children

15
When do babies go to college?

When they are smart!

Large dog Jokes children

16
What dog can jump higher than a building?

Every dog, ‘cause a building can’t jump!

For more silliness, here are the 25 Monty Python One-Liners That Are Still Relevant Today.

crocodile laughing Jokes children

17
Why did the chicken marry the crocodile?

Because crocodooladoo is good family name!

t-rex Jokes children

18
What do you get when you cross a T-rex and a chicken?

Nothing but death!

cows mooving Jokes children

19
Why did the cow go to the movies?

Because movies!

eggs Jokes children

20
What is furry and lays eggs and also flies?

Hot air chicken egg!

pigeons Jokes children

21
What do you do when a pigeon poops on your nose?

Poop on the pigeon’s nose and never look back!

For more animal coverage, don’t miss these 40 Amazing Animal Facts. 

baby laughing Jokes children

22
What did the chicken do when it saw a car crash?

Call the police!

Elephant Jokes children

23
What’s the difference between a chicken and a elephant?

An elephant has a huge bottom!

Cannons

24
What do cannonballs eat for dinner?

Baked beings!

brussel sprouts Jokes children

25
What do get when you cross a vampire, homework, and brussel sprouts?

I don’t know, but it’s probably super dangerous!

hilarious words Jokes children

26
Why shouldn’t you go to the fridge without permission?

Because it will come for its revenge!

thieves Jokes children

27
Why do thieves want money?

They want money because that is their job and they have to do their job!

crab Jokes children

28
What do you call a crab crossing a road?

Dead road crab!

unicorn Jokes children

29
What do you call a unicorn that goes to work?

A wimp!

Crow Jokes children

30
Why does the crow laugh?

Because they are mad, ha ha ha, I am also mad!

lion Jokes children


31
Why do lions run faster?

Metal legs!

Male Doctor Jokes children

32
The ER doctor asks a patient, “What brought you here?”

The patient responds, “An ambulance!”

Monkey eating Jokes children

33
How come a chicken didn’t eat his sandwich?

Because a monkey ate the sandwich!

man laughing Jokes children

34
If you go to the ham contest, what will the man say?

“You won last year, you are not allowed!”

Castles Jokes children

35
Where did the ghost watch TV all night?

In his haunted castle!

Skelton Jokes children

36
Why did the skeleton not go to the party?

He feels bony!

Dentist Patient Jokes children

37
What did the dentist say to the shark?

“Clean them rotten teeth!”

cheese Jokes children

38
What did the cheese say to the moldy cheese?

“You look unwell, I will take you to Dr. Cheese.”

 no answer Jokes children

39
I appear once in a second, twice in a month, and three times in a year. What am I?

Don’t bother, there’s no answer!

butt island Jokes children

40
Knock knock, who’s there?

Butt.
Butt who?
You live on Butt Island.

bananas Jokes children

41
Why did the banana peel cross the road to see the doctor?

Because it had no bones!

Gold Fish in Bowl Jokes children

42
There were two fish in a tank and one of the fish said, “Do you know how to drive this thing?”

BECAUSE THE FISH ARE DRIVING THE TANK IN A WAR!

sick child Jokes children

43
Doctor: You look look like the walking dead.

Man: I just have a cold.

Doctor: Oh yeah, I’m not a doctor, I’m a builder!

Deer antlers Jokes children

44
What do you call a deer with no eyes?

EYE dunno!

Shark in ocean Jokes children

45
Why do sharks have eyes?

So they don’t eat their best pals!

mashed potato Jokes children

46
Why are mashed potatoes not cool?

Because they don’t wear sunglasses!

bathroom Jokes children

47
What did the skeleton say to the toilet?

“You will get nothing out of me, I am all bones!”

monsters eat fish and people Jokes children

48
What is a monster’s favorite food?

People and fish!

Shark Diving Jokes children

49
What is the size of the biggest shark in the world?

Dive inside water and you will know!

Group of doggos Jokes children

50
What do you call a dog with small legs?

Deadbeat!

For more laughs, check out out the 30 Funniest Jokes in Popular Songs.

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