20 Elephant Jokes So Funny You'll Laugh Your Trunks Off
You're going to want to be all ears for these hilarious jokes.
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With their big floppy ears and playful personalities, elephants are some of the most lovable creatures on the planet. Seriously: If you've ever seen one in person, you know that all they want to do is play with their toys and take adorable baths. Because we love elephants so much, we rounded up the best elephant jokes of all time. You'll want to be all ears for these!
1
What game should you never play with an elephant?
![wild elephant in a forest, elephant jokes](https://bestlifeonline.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2019/05/shutterstock_388630417.jpg?quality=82&strip=all)
Squash!
2
Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?
![elephant squirting water on itself in lake](https://bestlifeonline.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2019/05/shutterstock_235605427.jpg?quality=82&strip=all)
Because their trunks kept falling down!
3
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
![wild elephant on a road, elephant jokes](https://bestlifeonline.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2019/05/shutterstock_665610457.jpg?quality=82&strip=all)
He called a tow truck!
4
What did the elephant say to her son when he misbehaved?
![elephant with baby elephant, wild elephant elephant jokes](https://bestlifeonline.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2019/05/shutterstock_611261774.jpg?quality=82&strip=all)
"Tusk tusk!"
5
Why are elephants bad dancers?
![close up of elephant, wild elephant elephant jokes](https://bestlifeonline.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2019/05/shutterstock_412431229.jpg?quality=82&strip=all)
Because they have two left feet!
6
Why did the elephant leave the circus?
![Elephant walking on beach](https://bestlifeonline.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2017/08/elephant-on-beach.jpg?quality=82&strip=all)
He was tired of working for peanuts!
7
How do you raise a baby elephant?
![baby african elephant running to waterhole, elephant jokes](https://bestlifeonline.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2019/03/baby-elephant.jpg?quality=82&strip=all)
With a forklift!
8
What did the elephant do to unwind after work?
![Elephant and elephant. Kenya. Safari in Africa. African elephant. Animals of Africa. Travel to Kenya. Family of elephants. - Image](https://bestlifeonline.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2019/02/african-elephants.jpg?quality=82&strip=all)
He watched ele-vision!
9
What do elephants and trees have in common?
![wild elephant elephant jokes](https://bestlifeonline.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2019/05/shutterstock_506557048.jpg?quality=82&strip=all)
They both have big trunks!
10
Where does an elephant pack his luggage?
![wild elephant on beach, elephant jokes](https://bestlifeonline.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2019/05/shutterstock_537034375.jpg?quality=82&strip=all)
In his trunk!
11
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
![wild elephant elephant jokes](https://bestlifeonline.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2019/05/shutterstock_455926402.jpg?quality=82&strip=all)
An irrelephant!
12
Why do elephants never forget?
![wild elephants fighting with their trunks, elephant jokes](https://bestlifeonline.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2019/05/shutterstock_138886817.jpg?quality=82&strip=all)
Because nobody ever tells them anything!
13
What is the biggest type of ant?
![two african bush elephants in the water, amazing facts](https://bestlifeonline.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2018/08/african-bush-elephant.jpg?quality=82&strip=all)
An eleph-ant!
14
What do you call an elephant that can fly?
![elephant throwing dirt around](https://bestlifeonline.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2019/05/shutterstock_53599450.jpg?quality=82&strip=all)
A propellephant!
15
How do you stop an elephant from charging?
![wild elephant walking with baby, elephant jokes](https://bestlifeonline.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2019/05/shutterstock_717456544.jpg?quality=82&strip=all)
You take away their credit card!
16
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
![wild elephants hugging trunks, elephant jokes](https://bestlifeonline.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2019/05/shutterstock_506557018.jpg?quality=82&strip=all)
"I love you a ton!"
17
How do elephants talk to each other?
![elephants at sunset elephant jokes](https://bestlifeonline.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2019/05/shutterstock_790049065.jpg?quality=82&strip=all)
On the ele-phone!
18
What do you call an elephant that never takes a shower?
![elephants at watering hole](https://bestlifeonline.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2019/05/shutterstock_380828377.jpg?quality=82&strip=all)
A smellyphant!
19
Which animals were last to leave Noah's ark?
![Herd of elephants](https://bestlifeonline.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2018/07/elephant-herd.jpg?quality=82&strip=all)
The elephants, because they had to pack their trunks!
20
What do you get when an elephant skydives?
![herd of elephants](https://bestlifeonline.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2019/05/herd-of-elephants.jpg)
A big hole!
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