20 Elephant Jokes So Funny You’ll Laugh Your Trunks Off

You're going to want to be all ears for these hilarious jokes.

20 Elephant Jokes So Funny You’ll Laugh Your Trunks Off

With their big floppy ears and playful personalities, elephants are some of the most loveable animals on the planet. After all, if you’ve ever seen one in person, you know that all they want to do in life is play with their toys and take adorable baths. Because we love elephants so much, we rounded up the best elephant jokes of all time. In fact, we guarantee these hilarious elephant jokes will make you laugh your trunks off.

What game should you never play with an elephant?


Why did the elephants get kicked out of the pool?

Because their trunks kept falling down!

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

He called a tow truck!

What did the elephant say to her son when he misbehaved?

“Tusk tusk!”

Why are elephants bad dancers?

Because they have two left feet!

Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts!

How do you raise a baby elephant?

A forklift!

What did the elephant do to unwind after work?

He watched ele-vision!

What do elephants and trees have in common?

They both have big trunks!

Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk!

What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?

An irrelephant!

Why do elephants never forget?

Because nobody ever tells them anything!

What is the biggest type of ant?

An eleph-ant!

What do you call an elephant that can fly?

A propellephant!

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

You take away their credit card!

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

“I love you a ton!”

How do elephants talk to each other?

On the ele-phone!

What do you call an elephant that never takes a shower?

A smellyphant!

Which animals were last to leave Noah’s ark?

The elephants, because they had to pack their trunks!

What do you get when an elephant skydives?

A big hole!

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