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80 Food Puns That Are Absolutely Egg-squisite

You can always find a reason to serve up a really good food pun.

Nothing is funnier than a perfectly timed pun. Unfortunately, it can be hard to find the right joke at the right moment. So if you can commit these hilarious food puns to memory, you're bound to be the life of the party at your next dinner. And once you get your joke in, you can milk it for all it's worth. See what we did there?

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These Puns About Food That Are Too Good to Resist

Use these funny puns the next time you need to make an impression before dinner, during a meal, or whenever you see fit!

  1. You'll always be my butter half.

    margouillat photo/Shutterstock

  2. I love you from my head tomatoes.

    Tomatoes on vine
    Jirik V / Shutterstock

  3. There's so mushroom in my heart for you


  4. Lettuce turnip the beet and make a salad.

    bag of lettuce

  5. Wanna spoon?
    Man hand holding a silver spoon on white background

  6. A salt with a deadly weapon.

    Sea salt in bowl on wooden background
    Catarina Belova/Shutterstock

  7. Please romaine calm.

    Romaine hearts on wooden cutting board
    Evgeny Karandaev/Shutterstock

  8. You two make a beautiful pear.

    Close up of two ripe yellow pears hanging on an orchard tree with a blurry sunny background.

  9. I love you very mochi.

    Mochi ice cream on japanese wooden plate
    Atsushi Hirao/Shutterstock

  10. Lettuce celebrate tonight.

    close up of mixed lettuce greens
    Paul Pellegrino/Shutterstock

  11. I'm berry excited to see you.

    Fresh red cranberries
    Julia Metkalova/Shutterstock

  12. Let's taco bout it.

    Classic hardshell tacos

  13. You butter back off, pal.

    Butter on bread
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  14. I hope you have an egg-cellent day.

    Eggs for sale at store

  15. Gouda luck to you.

    Circular wheel of Gouda cheese with a wedge cut out.
    Chris Curtis/Shutterstock

  16. Y'all bready to go?

    Whole wheat bread

  17. That doesn't sound very a peeling.

    Woman peeling orange

  18. My heart beets for you.

    Beet juice in a mason jar next to heart shaped beet

  19. He's jalapeño business.

    Baked Jalapeno pepper with feta cheese wrapped in bacon

  20. I love you a waffle lot.

    close up of square waffles with mint blueberries and berries on top along with maple syrup and powdered sugar
    Vladislav Noseek/Shutterstock

  21. You're my main squeeze.

    orange carrot ginger juice

  22. I'm your biggest flan.

    Cheese flan
    Ray Gutierrez/Shutterstock

  23. You look radishing today.

    Close up of a woman picking radishes from her vegetable garden

  24. You're simply brew-tiful.

    Coffee Cup and Beans
    Agnes Kantaruk/Shutterstock

  25. Sweet dreams are made of cheese.

    Block of cheddar cheese and slices on cutting board
    Stephanie Frey/Shutterstock

  26. Take another pizza my heart.

    Freshly baked pizza with arugula, tomato, red onion and mozzarella

  27. Thanks for pudding up with me.

    A bowl of chocolate pudding, or chocolate truffle mousse

  28. Donut ever leave.

    krispy kreme glazed doughnuts
    Pong Stocker/Shutterstock

  29. It was nice to meat you.

    meat plate

  30. I don't carrot all what you think of me.

    Bunches of organic carrots

  31. Don't go bacon my heart.

    bacon on display
    Nataliya Arzamasova/Shutterstock

  32. Olive you so much.

    handful of olives

  33. I like you a latte.

    Iced caramel lattes topped with whipped cream and caramel sauce
    Elena Veselova/Shutterstock

  34. You're my jam.

    Toast with raspberry jam

  35. Lime all yours.

    lime halves in and next to white ceramic bowl on wood counter
    Rungsuriya Chareesri/Shutterstock

  36. In queso you didn't know, you're awesome.

    Spicy Homemade Cheesey Queso Dip with Tortilla Chips

  37. I miss you, let's ketchup soon.

    heinz ketchup bottle

  38. Words cannot express hummus I love you.

    three bowls of hummus

  39. Pie like you very much.

    Homemade Organic Apple Pie

  40. You're such a weird dough.

    Chef's hands spraying flour over the dough.
    larisa Stefanjuk/Shutterstock

  41. You make me peel so good.

    white hand peeling cucumber over wooden cutting board
    Africa Studio/Shutterstock

  42. There's a cereal killer on the loose.

    bowl of cornflakes with a splash of milk

  43. In pizza we crust.

    Chicago Deep Dish Pizza
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  44. We're raisin the roof.

    bag of sun made raisins

  45. I'm muffin without you.

    lemon poppyseed muffin

  46. Orange you happy to see me?

    Heap of fresh oranges with one half slice.

  47. I really value our friend chip.

    open bag of potato chips
    Christian Draghici/Shutterstock

  48. The boat has sprung a leek.

    Brent Hofacker/Shutterstock

  49. She was berried alive.


  50. Pasta la vista, baby.

    Delicious cavatappi pasta with tomato sauce and parmesan cheese.

  51. You donut belong here.

    A box with fresh homemade donuts with icing.

  52. Thyme is money.

    Thyme plant in a pot.
    wmaster890 / iStock

  53. You're shrimply the best.

    woman holding two bags of frozen shrimp

  54. Not all heroes wear crêpes.

    Blueberry and banana crepes

  55. Don't worry, pea happy.

    bowl of peas
    Brent Hofacker/Shutterstock

  56. I'm so egg-cited to see you.

    holding eggs at store
    Thai Liang Lim/iStock

  57. I cannoli have eyes for you.

    Aleyna Rentz/Shutterstock

  58. Forgive me, I'm a little chai.

    Masala chai tea on a dark background
    Marina Bagrova/iStock

  59. Things are getting guacward.

    bowl of guacamole
    VDB Photos/Shutterstock

  60. Time to wok out.

    Empty iron wok with napkin on wooden table, top view
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  61. Always take the path of yeast resistance.

    Stack of White Bread
    poomsak suwannasilp/Shutterstock

  62. I'm souper hungry right out.

    Hot and Sour Soup

  63. I'm kind of a big dill.

    A woman holding dill with yellow flowers in her hands

  64. Udon even know me.

    Close up top view flat lay of one bowl of udon noodles in beef broth. Chop sticks in bowl.
    Sheila Fitzgerald/Shutterstock

  65. You're my best tea.

    Tea with lemon and honey.

  66. You're s'mores than I could ask for.
    warm freshly home made smores on a white plate
    Robert Gubbins/Shutterstock

  67. You're the apple of my pie.

    apple pie, slice of pie, wooden cutting board, fresh apples
    Irina Meliukh/ Shutterstock

  68. I'm so grapeful you're in my life.

    bunch of grapes

  69. I'm soy into you.

    Bottle of Kikkoman Soy Sauce
    Mejini Neskah/Shutterstock

  70. It's nacho your problem.

    Beef nachos with jalapeno, olives, tomato, beans cheddar cheese and sour cream

  71. I'm not yolking around.

    Fried egg on white plate
    Kamal Iklil/Shutterstock

  72. Honey, let's date.

    honey dripping on spoon

  73. Muffin compares to you.

    blueberry muffins on napkin
    Charles Brutlag / Shutterstock

  74. Don't be so melon-coly.

    woman eating watermelon

  75. Salami get this straight…

    Salami sticks resting in a mesh metal bowl.
    Kordin Viacheslav/Shutterstock

  76. We're a matcha made in heaven.

    Soy milk pouring in matcha ice tea.

  77. Being without you is the wurst.

    A group of Italian Sausages cook on a grill.

  78. Hugs and quiches.

    Homemade Cheesy Egg Quiche for Brunch with Spinach and Tomato

  79. I yam so thankful for our friendship.

    Homemade Thanksgiving Candied Yams with Brown Sugar
    Brent Hofacker / Shutterstock

  80. Curry home, I miss you.

    panang curry or red curry in white bowl

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Wrapping Up

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