80 Food Puns That Are Absolutely Egg-squisite
You can always find a reason to serve up a really good food pun.

Nothing is funnier than a perfectly timed pun. Unfortunately, it can be hard to find the right joke at the right moment. So if you can commit these hilarious food puns to memory, you're bound to be the life of the party at your next dinner. And once you get your joke in, you can milk it for all it's worth. See what we did there?
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These Puns About Food That Are Too Good to Resist
Use these funny puns the next time you need to make an impression before dinner, during a meal, or whenever you see fit!
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You'll always be my butter half.
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I love you from my head tomatoes.
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There's so mushroom in my heart for you
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Lettuce turnip the beet and make a salad.
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Wanna spoon?
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A salt with a deadly weapon.
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Please romaine calm.
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You two make a beautiful pear.
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I love you very mochi.
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Lettuce celebrate tonight.
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I'm berry excited to see you.
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Let's taco bout it.
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You butter back off, pal.
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I hope you have an egg-cellent day.
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Gouda luck to you.
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Y'all bready to go?
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That doesn't sound very a peeling.
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My heart beets for you.
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He's jalapeño business.
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I love you a waffle lot.
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You're my main squeeze.
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I'm your biggest flan.
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You look radishing today.
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You're simply brew-tiful.
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Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
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Take another pizza my heart.
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Thanks for pudding up with me.
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Donut ever leave.
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It was nice to meat you.
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I don't carrot all what you think of me.
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Don't go bacon my heart.
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Olive you so much.
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I like you a latte.
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You're my jam.
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Lime all yours.
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In queso you didn't know, you're awesome.
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I miss you, let's ketchup soon.
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Words cannot express hummus I love you.
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Pie like you very much.
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You're such a weird dough.
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You make me peel so good.
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There's a cereal killer on the loose.
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In pizza we crust.
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We're raisin the roof.
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I'm muffin without you.
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Orange you happy to see me?
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I really value our friend chip.
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The boat has sprung a leek.
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She was berried alive.
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Pasta la vista, baby.
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You donut belong here.
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Thyme is money.
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You're shrimply the best.
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Not all heroes wear crêpes.
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Don't worry, pea happy.
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I'm so egg-cited to see you.
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I cannoli have eyes for you.
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Forgive me, I'm a little chai.
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Things are getting guacward.
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Time to wok out.
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Always take the path of yeast resistance.
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I'm souper hungry right out.
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I'm kind of a big dill.
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Udon even know me.
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You're my best tea.
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You're s'mores than I could ask for.
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You're the apple of my pie.
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I'm so grapeful you're in my life.
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I'm soy into you.
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It's nacho your problem.
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I'm not yolking around.
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Honey, let's date.
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Muffin compares to you.
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Don't be so melon-coly.
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Salami get this straight…
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We're a matcha made in heaven.
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Being without you is the wurst.
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Hugs and quiches.
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I yam so thankful for our friendship.
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Curry home, I miss you.
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Wrapping Up
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