40 Food Puns That Are Absolutely Egg-squisite

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40 Food Puns That Are Absolutely Egg-squisite
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Nothing is funnier than a perfectly timed pun. Unfortunately, it can be hard to have the right joke for the right moment. So if you can commit these hilarious food puns to memory, you’re bound to be the life of the party at your next dinner. And once you get your joke in, you can milk it for all it’s worth. See what we did there?

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1
What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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2
What is the most attractive fruit?

A fine-apple.

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3
What did the cupcake say to the icing?

I’d be muffin without you.

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4
Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

He felt like bacon.

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5
What’s an apple’s favorite compliment?

You’re awesome to the core.

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6
What happens when veggies throw a party?

They get a DJ to turnip the beet.

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7
What did the hot-dog bun say to the sourdough?

You’re my roll model.

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8
What does it do before it rains candy?

It sprinkles!

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9
What did the cocky pickle say?

I’m kind of a big dill.

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10
What’s a chicken’s least favorite day of the week?

Fry-day.

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11
What does a nosey pepper do?

Get jalapeño business.

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12
Why did the butcher work overtime last week?

To make ends meat.

cereal food puns

13
What do you call a violent breakfast food?

A cereal killer.

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14
What do you call a sad cheese?

A Blue cheese.

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15
Did you watch the movie about the hot dog?

It was an Oscar Wiener.

 

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16
What did the banana say to its sick friend?

“How are you peeling?”

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17
Why do melons have fancy weddings?

Because they cantaloupe.

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18
What happens when you step on a grape?

It lets out a little wine.

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19
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese.

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20
What do you say to a sad salad?

Don’t kale my vibe.

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21
What do you call an avocado that’s been blessed by the pope?

Holy Guacamole.

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22
What type of vegetable looks after the elderly?

The Carrot-aker.

celery food puns

23
Why did the gardener quit?

Because his celery wasn’t high enough.

chocolate - food puns

24
What type of candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

ice cream food puns

25
Why did the ice-cream truck break down?

Because of the rocky road.

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26
When should you take a cookie to the doctor?

When it feels crummy.

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27
What’s a dessert’s favorite pick-up line?

Pie like you berry much.

salad food puns

28
Where did the lettuce go to grab a drink?

The Salad Bar.

fast food food puns

29
Why do the French eat snails?

Because they don’t like fast food.

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30
Why did bread break up with margarine?

For a butter lover.

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31
How long does it take to brew Chinese tea?

Oolong time.

waffles food puns

32
Did you hear the story about the angry waffle irons?

He just flipped.

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33
What do you call a sad raspberry?

A blueberry.

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34
Why can’t you trust tacos?

Because they tend to spill the beans.

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35
How did the cheddar profess his love?

“I don’t want to sound cheesy, but we go really gouda together.”

Yogurt with berries food puns

36
Why does yogurt love going to the museum?

Because it’s cultured.

Mac and cheese food food puns

37
What do you call a mac ‘n’ cheese that gets all up in your face?

To close for comfort food.

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38
What do you call blueberries playing the guitar?

A jam session.

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39
What did the waiter say when he dropped a hotdog?

It could always be wurst.

Brown eggs food puns

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Why can’t eggs tell jokes?

They’d crack each other up.

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