30 Dog Puns to Make You Howl With Laughter
These will keep you laughing fur ages!
It’s no secret that dogs are some of the funniest animals out there. They’re clumsy. They’re clever. They always seem to be smiling (or maybe they’re just laughing at their own jokes?). All that’s to say that if there were any animal we’re sure would love a good pun, it would be dogs. After all, would man’s best friend ever leave you hanging on a joke? Definitely not. Read on for the best dog puns of all time. We promise they won’t drive you mutts!
Looking for some great dog puns?
Then paws what you’re doing and read these!
How do you know a good dog pun from a bad dog pun?
The good ones make you bark with laughter!
What did the dog owner say to her new puppy?
“You are so paw-fect. I will love you fur-ever!”
What happened to the dog who gave birth on the side of the road?
She was ticketed for littering!
My friend said he once threw a stick two miles and his dog still brought it back…
Seems a bit far-fetched to me!
What did the dog say when he went to the dentist?
“I think one of my canines is getting loose!”
What’s a dog’s favorite movie?
Harry Paw-ter and the Sorcerer’s Bone!
What do you call a dog who picks a lock?
What do you call a cold dog?
What did the dog say before he left for work?
“Just another day at the paw-ffice!”
What do dogs eat at the movies?
Pup-eroni pizza and pup-corn!
Where do dogs go when their tail falls off?
The re-tail store.
How are we doing with these dog puns?
Some of them are ruff. But a few of them have pet-tential!
What did the dog say to its Valentine?
I’m mutts about you!
What did the Dalmatian say after eating dessert?
“Man, that really hit the spot!”
Why did the dog go to the club?
To raise the woof! He wanted to paw-ty!
What did the dog say to his sad friend?
“Did you have a ruff day? Let me paw you a drink!”
What did the dog say to his landlord?
“I think we need to renegotiate the terms of my leash.”
Do you think he’s a bad dog?
No, but he is a little ruff around the edges.
What’s a dog’s favorite band?
Why did the dog go to the bank?
To make a de-paws-it.
What’s a dog’s favorite activity to do in school?
What do you call a dog magician?
What did the dog say to his nagging boss?
I told you I’d get it done on time, quit hounding me!
What did the dog say to his shy friend?
“You never stand up for yourself! You just roll over!”
What did the celebrity dog say when someone took his photo?
“Sorry, no pup-arazzi please!”
Why should you be cautious when it’s raining cats and dogs?
If you’re not careful, you could step in a poodle!
What was the sale this week at the pet store?
Buy one dog, get one flea!
Now that you’ve read our favorite dog puns, you’ll want to read the 15 Life Lessons You Can Learn From Your Dog.
As long as you have a dog by your side…
Anything is paw-sible!
Did you enjoy these puns?
If so, then thanks fur reading!
And to fill your heart with more on man’s best friend, check out the 15 Fluffiest Dog Breeds You Need to Look at Right Now.
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