30 Dog Puns to Make You Howl With Laughter

These will keep you laughing fur ages!

30 Dog Puns to Make You Howl With Laughter
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It’s no secret that dogs are some of the funniest animals out there. They’re clumsy. They’re clever. They always seem to be smiling (or maybe they’re just laughing at their own jokes?). All that’s to say that if there were any animal we’re sure would love a good pun, it would be dogs. After all, would man’s best friend ever leave you hanging on a joke? Definitely not. Read on for the best dog puns of all time. We promise they won’t drive you mutts!

Dog outside in the rain - dog puns

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Looking for some great dog puns?

Then paws what you’re doing and read these!

dog savoring the car ride - dog puns

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How do you know a good dog pun from a bad dog pun?

The good ones make you bark with laughter!

why dogs smile {best of 2018} - dog puns

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What did the dog owner say to her new puppy?

“You are so paw-fect. I will love you fur-ever!”

cute dog puppies - dog puns

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What happened to the dog who gave birth on the side of the road?

She was ticketed for littering!

shetland sheepdog dog - dog puns

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My friend said he once threw a stick two miles and his dog still brought it back…

Seems a bit far-fetched to me!

rhodesian ridgeback dog - dog puns

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What did the dog say when he went to the dentist?

“I think one of my canines is getting loose!”

Beagle Dog Animal Stories 2018 - dog puns

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What’s a dog’s favorite movie?

Harry Paw-ter and the Sorcerer’s Bone!

corgi with a bowl - dog puns

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What do you call a dog who picks a lock?

A corg-key!

Dog booties - dog puns

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What do you call a cold dog?

A pup-sicle!

Basenji Kongo Terrier Dog. - dog puns

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What did the dog say before he left for work?

“Just another day at the paw-ffice!”

french bulldog winking dog - dog puns

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What do dogs eat at the movies?

Pup-eroni pizza and pup-corn!

dog with tennis ball - dog puns

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Where do dogs go when their tail falls off?

The re-tail store.

cocker spaniel - dog puns

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How are we doing with these dog puns?

Some of them are ruff. But a few of them have pet-tential!

Two Dogs Walking Animal Jokes

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What did the dog say to its Valentine?

I’m mutts about you!

dalmatian - dog puns Megan Betteridge/Shutterstock

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What did the Dalmatian say after eating dessert?

“Man, that really hit the spot!”

Keeshond dog breed - dog puns

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Why did the dog go to the club?

To raise the woof! He wanted to paw-ty!

dog cocker spaniel - dog puns

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What did the dog say to his sad friend?

“Did you have a ruff day? Let me paw you a drink!”

adorable miniature schnauzer puppy lying down outdoors - dog puns

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What did the dog say to his landlord?

“I think we need to renegotiate the terms of my leash.”

Siberian Husky Dog Animal Stories 2018 - dog puns

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Do you think he’s a bad dog?

No, but he is a little ruff around the edges.

beagle with a soccer ball - dog puns

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What’s a dog’s favorite band?

The Beagles!

shih tzu dog is looking a snack - dog puns

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Why did the dog go to the bank?

To make a de-paws-it.

lab puppy lounging - dog puns

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What’s a dog’s favorite activity to do in school?

Lab reports!

Dog Magician Animal Jokes - dog puns

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What do you call a dog magician?

A labrabacadadbrador!

hound dog - dog puns

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What did the dog say to his nagging boss?

I told you I’d get it done on time, quit hounding me!

cute dog smiling

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What did the dog say to his shy friend?

“You never stand up for yourself! You just roll over!”

cutest dog hybrids jjj- dog puns

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What did the celebrity dog say when someone took his photo?

“Sorry, no pup-arazzi please!”

French poodle - dog puns

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Why should you be cautious when it’s raining cats and dogs?

If you’re not careful, you could step in a poodle!

Dog Sticking His Head Out the Window {Life Lessons From Dogs}

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What was the sale this week at the pet store?

Buy one dog, get one flea!

Now that you’ve read our favorite dog puns, you’ll want to read the 15 Life Lessons You Can Learn From Your Dog.

dog looking at sunset - dog puns

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As long as you have a dog by your side…

Anything is paw-sible!

rottweiler dog cute - dog puns

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Did you enjoy these puns?

If so, then thanks fur reading!

And to fill your heart with more on man’s best friend, check out the 15 Fluffiest Dog Breeds You Need to Look at Right Now.

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