25 Cow Jokes That Are Udderly Hilarious

You know what they say about cows…

25 Cow Jokes That Are Udderly Hilarious
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Ah, cows. There's nothing quite like them. These black and white, grass-eating beasts that go "moo" are some of the funniest (and most adorable) animals. Just look at them—their tongues are long enough to reach their noses! Whether you're a dairy eater or not, you have to admit that they're pretty amusing. Not to mention, there are plenty of funny cow puns to go around. These silly cow jokes hit the bulls-eye when it comes to hilarity, and we assure you they're udderly hysterical. So mooove on over and check out some of the funniest cow jokes we could find.

Funny cow jokes

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What did one dairy cow say to the other? Got milk?

Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain? He got no beef.

What do you call a cow that drinks too much coffee? Over-calfinated.

What did the secret agent cow say to the other? Are you udder cover?

Why was the cow sad? She was moo-dy.

What did the coach say to the cows? "Now get out there and give me 2%!"

Why can't cows wear shoes? Because they lactose.

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk? A milk dud.

You know what they say about cows…they're outstanding in their field.

Where did the bull lose all his money? At the cow-sino!

Cow jokes for kids

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What do you call a magic cow? Moo-dini.

What do you call a cow with full armor? Sir loin.

What do you get when you pamper a cow? Spoiled milk.

What do cows read in the morning? The moos-paper.

Where will you find the most cows? Moo York.

What do cows play at concerts? Moo-sic!

What do you call a cow in your backyard? A lawn-mower.

Why do cows have bells? Because their horns don't work.

Why did the cow go to the spa? She really needed some re-hoove-ination!

What does the farmer say to the cows at night? It's pasture bedtime.

Which cow is the best dancer? The one with the best moooves!

Cow knock-knock jokes

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Knock knock. Who's There? Cow go. Cows go who? No, silly cows go moo.

Knock knock. Who's there? A cow with no lips. A cow with no lips who? A cow with no lips said ooo ooo.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cow. Cow who? Cow-a-bunga dude!

Know knock. Who's there. Moo. Moo who? Make up your mind: Are you a cow or an owl?

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