50 Best Yo Mama Jokes of All Time

Yo mama's so fat...

50 Best Yo Mama Jokes of All Time

Yo mama's so fat...

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Before we begin, we want to make it perfectly clear that we have nothing against your mother. We’ve never met the woman, but she sounds like an upstanding person and a nurturing, wonderful parent. All of the jokes you’re about to read are most definitely not about your beloved mom, who is beyond reproach and the best human being who ever existed. To be honest, we’re not even sure why we’re publishing all of these yo mama jokes. If you ask us, these kinds of yo mama jokes are old, cheap, and overused.

Just like yo mama!

Sorry, sorry, that was too easy. But that’s what happens when th e topic of yo mama jokes come up. You feel strangely compelled to say things that no mature adult would ever say out loud about another person’s mother. What kind of monster would do such a thing? Well, according to a 2017 study from the Medical University of Vienna, it might mean that you’re intelligent. That’s right, enjoying humor that’s dark, offensive, and really, really rude — i.e. every “Yo Mama” joke ever written — could indicate a higher-than-usual IQ. As long as it’s clearly meant as a joke, and you never try to make a convincing case to a pal why his mama is so ugly. There’s a big difference between being funny and being a jerk.

Here are 50 of our favorite Yo Mama jokes. Share them at your own risk. And if yo mama asks, no, we weren’t talking about her. And for more bad (but great) jokes, check out these 50 Puns So Bad They’re Actually Funny.

1. Yo mama’s so stupid…

She stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said “concentrate.”

2. Yo mama’s so ugly…

She threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

3. Yo mama’s so fat…

When she fell I didn’t laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

4. Yo mama’s so poor…

The ducks throw bread at her.

5. Yo mama’s so fat…

When she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

6. Yo mama’s so stupid…

When they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

7. Yo mama’s so old…

Her social security number is one.

8. Yo mama’s so fat…

It took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.

9. Yo mama’s so stupid…

She put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

10. Yo mama’s so ugly…

She made a blind kid cry.

11. Yo mama’s so fat…

When she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

12. Yo mama’s so poor…

She considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own “Save Yo’ Mama” foundation.

13. Yo mama’s so stupid…

When they said, “Order in the court,” she asked for fries and a shake

14. Yo mama’s so fat…

If she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

15. Yo mama’s so stupid…

She thought a quarterback was a refund.

16. Yo mama’s so poor…

She chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

17. Yo mama’s so fat…

She stepped on a scale and it said “To be continued.”

18. Yo mama’s so ugly…

Her portraits hang themselves.

19. Yo mama’s cooking so nasty…

The flys got together and fixed the hole in the window screen.

20. Yo mama’s so stupid…

She got hit by a parked car.

21. Yo mama’s so fat…

I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

22. Yo mama’s so short…

You can see her feet on her driver’s license.

23. Yo mama’s so stupid…

When I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

24. Yo mama’s so ugly…

When she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

25. Yo mama’s so fat…

When she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

26. Yo mama’s so depressing…

Blues singers come to visit her when they’ve got writer’s block.

27. Yo mama’s so fat…

She was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she’s known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

28. Yo mama’s so stupid…

When thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting “Wait, you forgot the remote!”

29. Yo mama’s so old…

She walked out of a museum and the alarm went off.

30. Yo mama’s so fat…

Her car has stretch marks.

31. Yo mama’s so ugly…

Her birth certificate is an apology letter.

32. Yo mama’s so stupid…

She went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

33. Yo mama’s teeth are so yellow…

When she smiles at traffic, it slows down.

34. Yo mama’s so fat…

When she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND the house.

35. Yo mama’s so poor…

She can’t even afford to pay attention.

36. Yo mama’s so stupid…

She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

37. Yo mama’s so fat…

She can’t even jump to a conclusion.

38. Yo mama’s so ugly…

She looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

39. Yo mama’s armpits are so hairy…

It looks like she’s got Buckwheat in a headlock.

40. Yo mama’s so fat…

Her blood type is Ragu.

41. Yo mama’s so classless…

She’s a Marxist utopia.

42. Yo mama’s so stupid…

She got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.

43. Yo mama’s so fat…

If she was a Star Wars character, her name would be Admiral Snackbar.

44. Yo mama’s so stupid…

When I said, “Drinks on the house,” she got a ladder.

45. Yo mama’s so fat…

She brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

46. Yo mama’s so stupid…

It takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

47. Yo mama’s so nasty…

They used to call them jumpolines ’til yo mama bounced on one.

48. Yo mama’s so poor…

Nigerian princes wire her money.

49. Yo mama’s so stupid…

She put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

50. Yo mama’s so lazy…

She stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it.

Looking for more corny classics? Here are 50 Knock Knock Jokes Guaranteed to Crack You Up.

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