30 Dirty Knock-Knock Jokes That Definitely Aren't for Kids

If these off-color gags don't make you giggle, you're officially more mature than us.

circle

The great thing about a dirty knock-knock joke is that it's almost always unexpected. There's just something inherently innocent and family-friendly about the setup for a knock-knock joke, so when it takes a left turn and the punchline is jaw-droppingly filthy—so much that you look around the room to make sure there are no children present—it gives you a new appreciation for this classic joke formula. Don't get us wrong, dirty knock-knock jokes are still groaners, but they're groaners that also make you blush.

Here are 30 bawdy and off-color favorites. Share with others at your own risk.

  1. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Tara.
    Tara Who?
    Tara McClosoff
  2. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    May I come in?
    May I come in who?
    Not till we have a serious discussion about birth control.
  3. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Jamaican.
    Jamaican who?
    Jamaican me horny.
  4. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Anita.
    Anita who?
    Anita you inside me.
  5. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Ivanna Seymour
    Ivanna Seymour who?
    Ivanna Seymour butts.
Young Black man laughing
Shutterstock/WAYHOME studio
  1. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Khan.
    Khan who?
    Khan-dom broke. I hope you're on the pill!
  2. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Dozer.
    Dozer who?
    Dozer the biggest breasts I've ever seen.
  3. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Idaho.
    Idaho who?
    I da ho! Where da John?
  4. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Ice cream.
    Ice cream who?
    Ice cream all night if you're lucky.
  5. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Howie.
    Howie who?
    Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband?
  6. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Ben Dover.
    Ben Dover who?
    Ben Dover and I'll give you a big surprise!
  7. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Baby owl.
    Baby owl who?
    Baby owl see you later at my place.
  8. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Yo mama.
    Yo mama who?
    Yo mama woke up in my bed again.

RELATED: For more up-to-date information, sign up for our daily newsletter.

  1. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Justin.
    Justin who?
    You're justin time to wipe my bottom.
  2. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Anita Colo
    Anita Colo who?
    Anita colonoscopy.
  3. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Do you want two CDs?
    Do you want two CDs who?
    Do you want to CDs nutz?
  4. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Waiter.
    Waiter who?
    Just waiter I get my hands on you.
  5. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Urine.
    Urine who?
    Urine secure, don't know what for.
  6. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Baghdad.
    Baghdad who?
    I'd love to see you Baghdad butt up.
  7. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Parton.
    Parton who?
    Parton my French!
Older white man covering a laugh
Shutterstock/Koldunov
  1. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Disguise.
    Disguise who?
    Disguise is your boyfriend? You could do so much better.
  2. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Amanda.
    Amanda who?
    Amanda lay you, and then your lonely nights are over!
  3. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Ima Reilly
    Ima Reilly who?
    Ima Reilly excited to see you naked later.
  4. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    When where.
    When where who?
    Tonight, my place, you and me.
  5. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Adolph.
    Adolph who?
    Adolph ball hit me right in the crotch.
  6. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Not someone.
    Not someone who?
    Not someone who will get you laid.
  7. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Tanaka.
    Tanaka who?
    Tanaka you up.
  8. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Ike.
    Ike who?
    Ike can rock your world, baby.
  9. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Phil
    Phil who?
    Phil McCrackin.
  10. Knock, knock.
    Who's there?
    Budweiser.
    Budweiser who?
    Budweiser knock-knock jokes all so filthy?
Filed Under
Best Life
Live smarter, look better,​ and live your life to the absolute fullest.
Get Our Newsletter Every Day!
Enter your email address to get the best tips and advice.
close modal
close modal
GET YOUR FREE GIFT
SUBSCRIBE