20 Hilarious Dinosaur Puns Every Joke-a-saurus Will Love

Or should we call you a ve-LOL-ciraptor?

20 Hilarious Dinosaur Puns Every Joke-a-saurus Will Love

Scientists make new discoveries about dinosaurs every day. For example, in 2019 alone, paleontologists unearthed a new bat-like dinosaur fossil, created a robotic dinosaur model that could run on a treadmill, and (continued) to debate what actually spelled the end for these reptilian beasts. And while all of that is fascinating, there’s something that makes for even better reading material: dinosaur puns. We can practically guarantee you won’t be able to tricera-top these dinosaur puns.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A thesaurus!

How do you invite a dinosaur to the coffee shop?

Tea, Rex?

What do you call a dinosaur who won’t stop rambling?

A dino-bore!

What do you call a dinosaur fart?

An exstinktion!

What do you call a dinosaur who’s a noisy sleeper?

A Tyranno-snorus!

What’s a dinosaur’s favorite quote?

Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures!”

What did the dinosaur call her blouse business?

Try Sara’s Tops!

What do you call an anxious dino?

A nervous Rex.

Where do dinosaurs go shopping?

The dino-store!

What do you call twin dinosaurs?


What do you say when a dinosaur crashes its car?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

What do you call a spooky dinosaur?

A terror-adactyl!

What’s a dinosaur’s favorite drink?

Rex on the beach!

Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm?

Because it was an early bird!

What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex!

What do you call a dinosaur after a breakup?

Tyrannosaurus ex!

And what do you call a baby dinosaur?

A Wee-Rex!

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom?

Because the P is silent!

Do you think anything could tricera-top these dinosaur puns?

I dino what to tell you, but probably not.

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