25 Hilarious Dinosaur Puns Every Joke-a-saurus Will Love

Or should we call you a ve-LOL-ciraptor?

25 Hilarious Dinosaur Puns Every Joke-a-saurus Will Love
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Scientists make new discoveries about dinosaurs every day. For example, in 2019 alone, paleontologists unearthed a new bat-like dinosaur fossil, created a robotic dinosaur model that could run on a treadmill, and (continued) to debate what actually spelled the end for these reptilian beasts. And while all of that is fascinating, there's something that makes for even better reading material: dinosaur puns. We can practically guarantee you won't be able to tricera-top these dinosaur puns.

The best dinosaur puns you can't tricera-top

  1. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-try-try-ceratops!
  2. What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain? A Stegosau-rust !
  3. What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw !
  4. What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur!
  5. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic Pork!
  6. What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
  7. How do you invite a dinosaur to the coffee shop? Tea, Rex?
  8. What do you call a dinosaur who won't stop rambling? A dino-bore!
  9. What do you call a dinosaur fart? An exstinktion!
  10. What do you call a dinosaur who's a noisy sleeper? A Tyranno-snorus!
  11. What's a dinosaur's favorite quote ?"Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures!"
  12. What did the dinosaur call her blouse business? Try Sara's Tops!
  13. What do you call an anxious dino? A nervous Rex.
  14. Where do dinosaurs go shopping? The dino-store!
  15. What do you call twin dinosaurs? Pair-odactyls!
  16. What do you say when a dinosaur crashes its car? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
  17. What do you call a spooky dinosaur? A terror-adactyl!
  18. What's a dinosaur's favorite drink? Rex on the beach!
  19. Why did the Archaeopteryx catch the worm? Because it was an early bird!
  20. What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots? Tyrannosaurus Tex!
  21. What do you call a dinosaur after a breakup? Tyrannosaurus ex!
  22. And what do you call a baby dinosaur? A Wee-Rex!
  23. What do dinosaurs do on the Fourth of July? Play with dino-mite!
  24. Why can't you hear a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because the P is silent!
  25. Do you think anything could tricera-top these dinosaur puns? I dino what to tell you, but probably not.
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