30 Cat Puns That Are Absolutely Hissterical

These pawsome puns will make your day.

30 Cat Puns That Are Absolutely Hissterical

Cats are some of the best animals ever. They’re quiet. They’re fluffy. And they don’t make you take them on walks before 8 a.m. But most of all, they lend themselves extraordinarily well to all types of jokes. (After all, everyone knows cat memes are way funnier than dog memes.) But right now, it’s time to get serious about cat puns.

If you want to smile like a Cheshire cat today, read on for the best plays on words that have to do with cats. And if you expect them to be seriously pawful, you’re in fur a surprise. For more on everyone’s favorite pet, check out the 20 Ways Cats Are Better Than Dogs.

cat smiling - cat puns

Are you ready to read a bunch of amazing cat puns?

You better be, because we’re not kitten around here!

Want to learn even more about cats? Here are the 20 Amazing Facts You Never Knew About Your Cat.

cat and girl smiling at each other - cat puns

What did the cat say when her friend wouldn’t believe her?

“Listen, I’m fur real!”

Cat with Tail Straight Up - cat puns

What kind of sports car does a cat drive?

A Furrari!

And for more pics of adorable kitties, check out the 30 Cutest Celebrity Cats.

Vicious cat biting its owner - cat puns

How would you describe most puns?

Seriously clawful.

cat with big eyes - cat puns

What word do millennial cats overuse?


Cat with Dilated Pupils - cat puns

What was the cat’s favorite class in college?

Mewsic theory!

police line - cat puns

What do you call a cat that gets caught by the police?

The purrpatrator!

cat on back - cat puns

Why was the cat nervous to debate?

He had a furmidable opponent!

cat and canary toy - cat puns

How is your cat today?

She’s feline fine!

And she’s also probably sleeping. Find out the reason by reading This Is Why Cats Sleep So Much.

Cat Purring Why Cats Purr {stereotypes} - cat puns

What do you call a cat that gets everything it wants?


Open window - cat puns

There were four cats on a windowsill and one jumped into the yard. How many were left?

None, they were all a bunch of copycats!

Black Cat Friday the 13th - cat puns

How are we doing with these cat puns?

So fur so good!

cats noses are highly sensitive organs - cat puns

What did the cat say to the man on the street?

“Do I know you? You look pawfully furmiliar!”

sports trophies in trophy case over 40 home - cat puns

What do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog show?

A cat-has-trophy!

 cats sleep 70% of their lives - cat puns

What did that cat say when she didn’t want to commit to a date?

“It’s a pawsibility that I’ll go.”

People walking on the sidewalk in the city - cat puns

What did the cat say when he passed another cat?

Pawden me, I’ve got to get by.”

cat licking its paw - cat puns

What do you think of all of these talking cats?

It’s pretty impawsible!

cat on an airplane - cat puns

What did the cat say before he went skydiving?

“It’s meow or never!”

secretly hilarious things - cat puns

How did the lazy cat do on his school project?

He did the bare mewnimum!

cats are likely smarter than cats - cat puns

What do you call a cat and dog who love each other?

Best furends!

cat - cat puns

Do you think your cat would enjoy these cat puns?


trilling cat signs of affection - cat puns

What was the cat’s favorite subject in school?


cats hate changes to their daily routine - cat puns

What did the adult cat say to the kitten?

“You’re infurior to me.”

sleeping cat signs of affection - cat puns

What do cats wear to sleep?


Cat licking mouth - cat puns

What’s a cat’s most important trait?

Its purrsonality!

Self Help Books - cat puns

What was that cat’s favorite book?

The Great Catsby!

tails sign of cat affection - cat puns

What did the cat say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Let’s spend furrever together!

Crayon - cat puns

What’s a cat’s favorite thing to draw?

A self pawtrait!

 Orange cat - cat puns

What did the cat say when he heard a pun?

That was hissterical!

cats have complex muscles in their ears - cat puns

How were these puns?

Some might say they were appawling, but we thought they were pawsitively purrfect! And if you’re in the mood for more puns, check out the 50 Puns So Bad They’re Actually Funny.

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