Cats are some of the best animals ever. They're quiet. They're fluffy. And they don't make you take them on walks before 8 a.m. But most of all, they lend themselves extraordinarily well to all types of jokes. (After all, everyone knows cat memes are way funnier than dog memes.) But right now, it's time to get serious about cat puns.
If you want to smile like a Cheshire cat today, read on for the best plays on words that have to do with cats. And if you expect them to be seriously pawful, you're in fur a surprise. For more on everyone's favorite pet, check out the 20 Ways Cats Are Better Than Dogs.
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Are you ready to read a bunch of amazing cat puns?
You better be, because we're not kitten around here!
Want to learn even more about cats? Here are the 20 Amazing Facts You Never Knew About Your Cat.
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What did the cat say when her friend wouldn't believe her?
"Listen, I'm fur real!"
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What kind of sports car does a cat drive?
A Furrari!
And for more pics of adorable kitties, check out the 30 Cutest Celebrity Cats.
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How would you describe most puns?
Seriously clawful.
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What word do millennial cats overuse?
"Litter-ally"
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What was the cat's favorite class in college?
Mewsic theory!
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What do you call a cat that gets caught by the police?
The purrpatrator!
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Why was the cat nervous to debate?
He had a furmidable opponent!
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How is your cat today?
She's feline fine!
And she's also probably sleeping. Find out the reason by reading This Is Why Cats Sleep So Much.
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What do you call a cat that gets everything it wants?
Purrsuasive!
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There were four cats on a windowsill and one jumped into the yard. How many were left?
None, they were all a bunch of copycats!
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How are we doing with these cat puns?
So fur so good!
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What did the cat say to the man on the street?
"Do I know you? You look pawfully furmiliar!"
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What do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog show?
A cat-has-trophy!
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What did that cat say when she didn't want to commit to a date?
"It's a pawsibility that I'll go."
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What did the cat say when he passed another cat?
"Pawden me, I've got to get by."
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What do you think of all of these talking cats?
It's pretty impawsible!
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What did the cat say before he went skydiving?
"It's meow or never!"
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How did the lazy cat do on his school project?
He did the bare mewnimum!
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What do you call a cat and dog who love each other?
Best furends!
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Do you think your cat would enjoy these cat puns?
Purrhaps!
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What was the cat's favorite subject in school?
Hissstory!
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What did the adult cat say to the kitten?
"You're infurior to me."
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What do cats wear to sleep?
Pawjamas!
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What's a cat's most important trait?
Its purrsonality!
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What was that cat's favorite book?
The Great Catsby!
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What did the cat say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Let's spend furrever together!
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What's a cat's favorite thing to draw?
A self pawtrait!
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What did the cat say when he heard a pun?
That was hissterical!
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How were these puns?
Some might say they were appawling, but we thought they were pawsitively purrfect! And if you're in the mood for more puns, check out the 50 Puns So Bad They're Actually Funny.
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