30 Cat Puns That Are Absolutely Hissterical

These pawsome puns will make your day.

30 Cat Puns That Are Absolutely Hissterical
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Cats are some of the best animals ever. They’re quiet. They’re fluffy. And they don’t make you take them on walks before 8 a.m. But most of all, they lend themselves extraordinarily well to all types of jokes. (After all, everyone knows cat memes are way funnier than dog memes.) But right now, it’s time to get serious about cat puns.

If you want to smile like a Cheshire cat today, read on for the best plays on words that have to do with cats. And if you expect them to be seriously pawful, you’re in fur a surprise. For more on everyone’s favorite pet, check out the 20 Ways Cats Are Better Than Dogs.

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Are you ready to read a bunch of amazing cat puns?

cat smiling - cat puns

You better be, because we’re not kitten around here!

Want to learn even more about cats? Here are the 20 Amazing Facts You Never Knew About Your Cat.

2
What did the cat say when her friend wouldn’t believe her?

cat and girl smiling at each other - cat puns

“Listen, I’m fur real!”

3
What kind of sports car does a cat drive?

Cat with Tail Straight Up - cat puns

A Furrari!

And for more pics of adorable kitties, check out the 30 Cutest Celebrity Cats.

4
How would you describe most puns?

Vicious cat biting its owner - cat puns

Seriously clawful.

5
What word do millennial cats overuse?

cat with big eyes - cat puns

Litter-ally

6
What was the cat’s favorite class in college?

Cat with Dilated Pupils - cat puns

Mewsic theory!

7
What do you call a cat that gets caught by the police?

police line - cat puns

The purrpatrator!

8
Why was the cat nervous to debate?

cat on back - cat puns

He had a furmidable opponent!

9
How is your cat today?

cat and canary toy - cat puns

She’s feline fine!

And she’s also probably sleeping. Find out the reason by reading This Is Why Cats Sleep So Much.

10
What do you call a cat that gets everything it wants?

Cat Purring Why Cats Purr {stereotypes} - cat puns

Purrsuasive!

11
There were four cats on a windowsill and one jumped into the yard. How many were left?

Open window - cat puns

None, they were all a bunch of copycats!

12
How are we doing with these cat puns?

Black Cat Friday the 13th - cat puns

So fur so good!

13
What did the cat say to the man on the street?

cats noses are highly sensitive organs - cat puns

“Do I know you? You look pawfully furmiliar!”

14
What do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog show?

sports trophies in trophy case over 40 home - cat puns

A cat-has-trophy!

15
What did that cat say when she didn’t want to commit to a date?

 cats sleep 70% of their lives - cat puns

“It’s a pawsibility that I’ll go.”

16
What did the cat say when he passed another cat?

People walking on the sidewalk in the city - cat puns

Pawden me, I’ve got to get by.”

17
What do you think of all of these talking cats?

cat licking its paw - cat puns

It’s pretty impawsible!

18
What did the cat say before he went skydiving?

cat on an airplane - cat puns

“It’s meow or never!”

19
How did the lazy cat do on his school project?

secretly hilarious things - cat puns

He did the bare mewnimum!

20
What do you call a cat and dog who love each other?

cats are likely smarter than cats - cat puns

Best furends!

21
Do you think your cat would enjoy these cat puns?

cat - cat puns

Purrhaps!

22
What was the cat’s favorite subject in school?

trilling cat signs of affection - cat puns

Hissstory!

23
What did the adult cat say to the kitten?

cats hate changes to their daily routine - cat puns

“You’re infurior to me.”

24
What do cats wear to sleep?

sleeping cat signs of affection - cat puns

Pawjamas!

25
What’s a cat’s most important trait?

Cat licking mouth - cat puns

Its purrsonality!

26
What was that cat’s favorite book?

Self Help Books - cat puns

The Great Catsby!

27
What did the cat say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

tails sign of cat affection - cat puns

Let’s spend furrever together!

28
What’s a cat’s favorite thing to draw?

Crayon - cat puns

A self pawtrait!

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What did the cat say when he heard a pun?

 Orange cat - cat puns

That was hissterical!

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How were these puns?

cats have complex muscles in their ears - cat puns

Some might say they were appawling, but we thought they were pawsitively purrfect! And if you’re in the mood for more puns, check out the 50 Puns So Bad They’re Actually Funny.

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