30 Hilarious Bear Puns That Are Un-Bear-ably Funny

You should prob-bear-ly read these now!

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Bears are fuzzy and adorable, but they're also crazy terrifying. After all, these animals aren't like the poisonous frogs and packs of hyenas that plague other parts of the world. Bears live right here, in national parks, towns, and backyards across America. And while your chances of being injured by a bear are approximately 1 in 2.7 million, according to the National Park Service, these animals still send shivers down our spines. The best solution we can offer? Make jokes! Herein, we've rounded up the best bear puns that will help you forget that these fluffy teddies would absolutely eat you if you made them feel threatened. And if you're expecting them to be un-bear-able, well, you're prob-bear-ly right.

What did the bear say after looking at his GPS?

"Give me a second to get my bearings!"

Why was the little bear so spoiled?

Because its mother panda'd to its every need!

What's a park ranger's favorite element?

Bearium!

How do bears catch fish?

They use their bear hands!

What's a bear's favorite thing to draw?

A self pawtrait!

What did the bear say when he had to relay an unhappy message?

"I hate to be the bearer of bad news!"

What did the mama bear say when her cub left a mess?

"Did I raise you to be a Bar-bear-ian?!"

What's a bear's favorite after-school activity?

Cub Scouts!

What's a bear's favorite dessert?

Blue beary pie!

Why did the panda get fired from his job?

Because he only did the bear minimum!

What's a bears favorite shoe?

They prefer to go bear foot!

How do bears prefer to travel?

On a bear-o-plane!

What did the bear say when he fell down the stairs?

"Oh, how embearassing!"

What did the bear say when his friends asked to hang out?

"Not today, I need to spend some koalaty time with my family!"

Who's a bear's favorite poet?

William Shakesbeare!

Why did the bear need to take a break?

He just likes to paws and reflect sometimes!

Why was the bear a good fit for the job?

He had all the right koalifications!

Why did the bear go to the flea market?

He was on the search for the best beargain!

What is a bear's favorite kind of chocolate?

Cadbeary Eggs!

You don't think these bear puns are funny?

Bear with me, they get beary funny soon!

What would bears be without bees?

Ears!

What is a bear's favorite soda?

Coca-Koala!

What do you call a bear that never wants to grow up?

Peter Panda!

What do you call a bear without any teeth?

A gummy bear!

Which horror movie is too scary for a bear to watch?

The Bear Witch Project!

Why was the bear wearing a tank-top?

He heard he had the right to bear arms!

What did the bear say when his friend got a bad haircut?

"Don't worry, it's not furever! Plus, I bearely even notice a difference!"

Why did the two bears break-up?

As much as they tried to make it work, they were just polar opposites!

What did the pessimistic bear say?

"It's just not pawsible!"

What did you think of these bear puns?

I could bearly stand them!

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