35 Geeky Math Jokes Everyone Will Find Hilarious
You can count on these quips for a good laugh.
The land of math is far removed from the land of jokes—unless you’re joking about how unbearable math is, of course! Sure, basic arithmetic is tolerable enough, but it’s all downhill from there. So, whether you’ve long put Geometry 101 behind you or are currently dreading an upcoming trig exam, try to find some humor in the situation. With these laugh-out-loud math jokes at your disposal, you can count on a good laugh—no matter what problem you’re facing.
What did one math book say to the other?
Stop bothering me… I’ve got my own problems!
Why did the student sit on the floor to do her multiplication problems?
The teacher told her not to use tables!
What do you call a number that can’t keep still?
A roamin’ numeral!
And for more laughs that aren’t math jokes, get a load of these 50 Puns So Bad They’re Actually Funny.
Are monsters good at math?
No… unless you Count Dracula!
Why should you never talk to Pi?
Because she’ll go on and on and on and on and on and on and on….
What did zero say to eight?
Hey, nice belt!
What do you call two dudes who bond over math?
Why were the students worried when they saw the math teacher holding graph paper?
They knew she was plotting something!
Why did the two 4’s skip lunch?
They already 8!
How do you get warm in a cold room?
Just stand in the corner. It’s always 90 degrees!
Where do math teachers go on vacation?
To Times Square!
Those parallel lines have so much in common…
It’s a shame they’ll never meet…
How do you make seven an even number?
Just remove the “s!”
Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
Because it had more cents!
What did Al Gore play on his guitar?
Why did the math professor divide sin by tan?
What’s an opinion without 3.14?
It’s just an onion!
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Why didn’t they serve beer at the math party?
Because you should never drink and derive.
Why should you never get in an argument with an obtuse triangle?
Because they’re never right!
Why did the Romans think algebra was so easy?
They knew X was always 10!
What’s a math teacher’s favorite sum?
Why do plants hate math?
Because it gives them square roots!
Why was the student upset when his math teacher called him average?
It was a mean thing to say!
The farmer only counted 297 cows in the field…
But when he rounded them up, he had 300!
What’s a nocturnal bird’s favorite type of math?
Why was the geometry lecture so long?
The professor kept going off on a tangent!
Why did the right angle go swimming?
Because it was 90 degrees!
Why doesn’t anyone talk to circles?
There’s just no point.
What did the students call their algebra teacher after he spent all summer at the beach?
Did you hear the joke about the statistician?
Why couldn’t 4 get into the club?
The bouncer thought he was 2 square!
What did the calculator say to the student?
You can always count on me.
Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?
His parents wouldn’t cosine.
There are three types of people in the world…
Those who can count, and those who can’t!
(You know this one!) Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!
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