40 Corny Jokes You Can’t Help But Laugh At

Jokes as corny as you feel on the inside.

40 Corny Jokes You Can’t Help But Laugh At

Jokes as corny as you feel on the inside.

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Here’s a fun fact for you: Do you know why we call cringe-worthy jokes “corny”? It started in the early 20th century, when mail-order seed catalogs tried to make their boring products more entertaining by including really terrible jokes. Just how bad were their jokes about corn? Here’s one for you: “What did the corn say when he was complimented? Aw, shucks.” Here’s another: “What did one ear of corn say to the other? Don’t look now, but we’re being stalked.” What do you think? Pretty corny, huh? Anyway, that’s where “corny” jokes got their start, and the tradition continues today, although they’re not exclusive to seed catalogs anymore, and they’re rarely (if ever) about farming supplies.

Here are 40 of our favorite corny jokes guaranteed to make you laugh, even if the rational part of your brain wants to resist. We promise you, we’re not trying to sell you seeds. These jokes are just for your enjoyment. For more lighthearted jokes, check out these 50 Jokes from Children That Are Crazy Funny.

Credit Card Corny Jokes

1
How do you stop a bull from charging?

Cancel its credit card!

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Criminal Walking Down Stairs Corny Jokes

2
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending!

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Nose Corny Jokes

3
Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot!

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Businessman on Bike Corny Jokes

4
What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire!

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Man Playing Golf Corny Jokes

5
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one!

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Snoop Dogg Corny Jokes

6
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

For drizzle!

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Man Ironing Clothes Corny Jokes

7
What do you call a man that irons clothes?

Iron Man!

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Barber Corny Jokes

8
How did the barber win the race?

He knew a shortcut!

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Cat Corny Jokes

9
What do you call a pile of cats?

A meow-tain!

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Hipster Man Drinking Coffee Corny Jokes

10
How did the hipster burn his tongue?

He drank his coffee before it was cool!

Rabbits Corny Jokes

11
What do you call a row of rabbits hopping away?

A receding hare line!

Poker Corny Jokes

12
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs!

Power Cord Corny Jokes

13
Where does the electric cord go to shop?

The outlet mall, of course!

Man at Vending Machine Corny Jokes

14
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

“Give me my quarterback!”

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Drinking Tea Corny Jokes

15
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Reality!

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Lion Corny Jokes

16
Why can’t you trust the king of the jungle?

Because he’s always lion!

Empty Stadium Corny Jokes

17
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?

All of the fans left!

Nachos and Cheese Corny Jokes

18
What kind of cheese isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese!

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Fish Corny Jokes

19
Why did the fish get bad grades?

Because it was below sea level!

Live Shrimp Corny Jokes

20
Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish!

Dublin, Ireland Corny Jokes

21
Did you hear about the population of Ireland’s capital?

It’s Dublin!

Gummy Bears Corny Jokes

22
What’s a bear with no teeth called?

A gummy bear!

Mummy Corny Jokes

23
What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Wrap music!

Venetian Blinds Corny Jokes

24
How do you make a Venetian blind?

Poke him in the eyes!

Christian Bale Corny Jokes

25
What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale!

Burglar Corny Jokes

26
Did you hear about the sensitive burglar?

He takes things personally!

Pirate's Ship

27
Why couldn’t the pirate learn the alphabet?

Because he was always lost at C!

Seagull Flying Corny Jokes

28
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?

A bagel!

Bull Corny Jokes

29
What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer!

Elephant Corny Jokes

30
Why are elephants wrinkly?

Have you ever tried to iron one?!

Swiss Roll Corny Jokes

31
How do you make a Swiss roll?

Push him down a mountain!

Female Baker Corny Jokes

32
How do you impress a female baker?

Bring her flours!

Usain Bolt Corny Jokes

33
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing. They fast!

Cattle Corny Jokes

34
How does a rancher keep track of his cattle?

With a cow-culator!

Flowers Tulips Corny Jokes

35
How many lips does a flower have?

Tu-lips!

Jalapeno Peppers Corny Jokes

36
What’s a pepper that won’t leave you alone?

Jalapeño business!

Frog Corny Jokes

37
What job did the frog have at the hotel?

Bellhop!

Cake Corny Jokes

38
What did the cake say to the fork?

“Want a piece of me?!”

Group of Cats Corny Jokes

39
What do you call a group of unorganized cats?

Cat-astrophe!

Sleeping Duck Corny Jokes

40
When does a duck wake up?

At the quack of dawn!

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