40 Corny Jokes You Can't Help But Laugh At

Jokes as corny as you feel on the inside.

40 Corny Jokes You Can't Help But Laugh At
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Here's a fun fact for you: Do you know why we call cringe-worthy jokes "corny"? It started in the early 20th century, when mail-order seed catalogs tried to make their boring products more entertaining by including really terrible jokes. Just how bad were their corny jokes about corn? Here's one for you: "What did the corn say when he was complimented? Aw, shucks." Here's another: "What did one ear of corn say to the other? Don't look now, but we're being stalked." What do you think? Pretty corny, huh? Anyway, that's where funny corny jokes got their start, and the tradition continues today, although they're not exclusive to seed catalogs anymore, and they're rarely (if ever) about farming supplies.

Here are 40 of our favorite funny corny jokes guaranteed to make you laugh, even if the rational part of your brain wants to resist. We promise you, we're not trying to sell you seeds. These best corny jokes are just for your enjoyment. For more lighthearted jokes, check out these 50 Jokes from Children That Are Crazy Funny.

1
How do you stop a bull from charging?

Credit Card Corny Jokes

Cancel its credit card!

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2
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?

Criminal Walking Down Stairs Corny Jokes

A condescending con descending!

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3
Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?

Nose Corny Jokes

Because then it would be a foot!

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4
What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

Businessman on Bike Corny Jokes

Attire!

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5
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

Man Playing Golf Corny Jokes

In case he got a hole in one!

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6
Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?

Snoop Dogg Corny Jokes

For drizzle!

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7
What do you call a man that irons clothes?

Man Ironing Clothes Corny Jokes

Iron Man!

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8
How did the barber win the race?

Barber Corny Jokes

He knew a shortcut!

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9
What do you call a pile of cats?

Cat Corny Jokes

A meow-tain!

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10
How did the hipster burn his tongue?

Hipster Man Drinking Coffee Corny Jokes

He drank his coffee before it was cool!

11
What do you call a row of rabbits hopping away?

Rabbits Corny Jokes

A receding hare line!

12
Why don't they play poker in the jungle?

Poker Corny Jokes

Too many cheetahs!

13
Where does the electric cord go to shop?

Power Cord Corny Jokes

The outlet mall, of course!

14
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?

Man at Vending Machine Corny Jokes

"Give me my quarterback!"

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15
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

Drinking Tea Corny Jokes

Reality!

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16
Why can't you trust the king of the jungle?

Lion Corny Jokes

Because he's always lion!

17
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?

Empty Stadium Corny Jokes

All of the fans left!

18
What kind of cheese isn't yours?

Nachos and Cheese Corny Jokes

Nacho cheese!

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19
Why did the fish get bad grades?

Fish Corny Jokes

Because it was below sea level!

20
Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?

Live Shrimp Corny Jokes

He was a little shellfish!

21
Did you hear about the population of Ireland's capital?

Dublin, Ireland Corny Jokes

It's Dublin!

22
What's a bear with no teeth called?

Gummy Bears Corny Jokes

A gummy bear!

23
What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Mummy Corny Jokes

Wrap music!

24
How do you make a Venetian blind?

Venetian Blinds Corny Jokes

Poke him in the eyes!

25
What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale Corny Jokes

Christian Bale!

26
Did you hear about the sensitive burglar?

Burglar Corny Jokes

He takes things personally!

27
Why couldn't the pirate learn the alphabet?

Pirate's Ship

Because he was always lost at C!

28
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?

Seagull Flying Corny Jokes

A bagel!

29
What do you call a sleeping bull?

Bull Corny Jokes

A bulldozer!

30
Why are elephants wrinkly?

Elephant Corny Jokes

Have you ever tried to iron one?!

31
How do you make a Swiss roll?

Swiss Roll Corny Jokes

Push him down a mountain!

32
How do you impress a female baker?

Female Baker Corny Jokes

Bring her flours!

33
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?

Usain Bolt Corny Jokes

Nothing. They fast!

34
How does a rancher keep track of his cattle?

Cattle Corny Jokes

With a cow-culator!

35
How many lips does a flower have?

Flowers Tulips Corny Jokes

Tu-lips!

36
What's a pepper that won't leave you alone?

Jalapeno Peppers Corny Jokes

Jalapeño business!

37
What job did the frog have at the hotel?

Frog Corny Jokes

Bellhop!

38
What did the cake say to the fork?

Cake Corny Jokes

"Want a piece of me?!"

39
What do you call a group of unorganized cats?

Group of Cats Corny Jokes

Cat-astrophe!

40
When does a duck wake up?

Sleeping Duck Corny Jokes

At the quack of dawn!

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