40 Corny Jokes You Can’t Help But Laugh At
Jokes as corny as you feel on the inside.
Here’s a fun fact for you: Do you know why we call cringe-worthy jokes “corny”? It started in the early 20th century, when mail-order seed catalogs tried to make their boring products more entertaining by including really terrible jokes. Just how bad were their jokes about corn? Here’s one for you: “What did the corn say when he was complimented? Aw, shucks.” Here’s another: “What did one ear of corn say to the other? Don’t look now, but we’re being stalked.” What do you think? Pretty corny, huh? Anyway, that’s where “corny” jokes got their start, and the tradition continues today, although they’re not exclusive to seed catalogs anymore, and they’re rarely (if ever) about farming supplies.
Here are 40 of our favorite corny jokes guaranteed to make you laugh, even if the rational part of your brain wants to resist. We promise you, we’re not trying to sell you seeds. These jokes are just for your enjoyment. For more lighthearted jokes, check out these 50 Jokes from Children That Are Crazy Funny.
How do you stop a bull from charging?
Cancel its credit card!
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What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending!
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Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be a foot!
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What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
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Why does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella?
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What do you call a man that irons clothes?
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How did the barber win the race?
He knew a shortcut!
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What do you call a pile of cats?
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How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool!
What do you call a row of rabbits hopping away?
A receding hare line!
Why don’t they play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs!
Where does the electric cord go to shop?
The outlet mall, of course!
What did the football coach say to the broken vending machine?
“Give me my quarterback!”
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What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
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Why can’t you trust the king of the jungle?
Because he’s always lion!
Why did the stadium get hot after the game?
All of the fans left!
What kind of cheese isn’t yours?
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Why did the fish get bad grades?
Because it was below sea level!
Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?
He was a little shellfish!
Did you hear about the population of Ireland’s capital?
What’s a bear with no teeth called?
A gummy bear!
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
How do you make a Venetian blind?
Poke him in the eyes!
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Did you hear about the sensitive burglar?
He takes things personally!
Why couldn’t the pirate learn the alphabet?
Because he was always lost at C!
What do you call a seagull that flies over the bay?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
Why are elephants wrinkly?
Have you ever tried to iron one?!
How do you make a Swiss roll?
Push him down a mountain!
How do you impress a female baker?
Bring her flours!
What do Olympic sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
How does a rancher keep track of his cattle?
With a cow-culator!
How many lips does a flower have?
What’s a pepper that won’t leave you alone?
What job did the frog have at the hotel?
What did the cake say to the fork?
“Want a piece of me?!”
What do you call a group of unorganized cats?
When does a duck wake up?
At the quack of dawn!
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