60 Hilarious Birthday Jokes & Puns to Send Your Friends
Growing up is inevitable, but "growing up" is optional.
Getting older can be hard, but hey, congrats on making it through another year! If you're someone who dreads birthday talk, comedy is some of the best medicine for aging. After all, it's better to laugh about your age than cry about it, right? If you're searching for the right thing to say on your friend or family member's birthday or lighten the mood on your own, look no further than the following birthday jokes and puns. We guarantee that they're almost as sweet as the birthday cake you're about to devour. Perfect for writing in a card, or sending to your friends on Instagram, these silly birthday jokes will get you laughing—no matter what your age.
The best happy birthday jokes
- What do you always get on your birthday? Another year older!
- Age is a relative thing. All my relatives keep reminding me how old I am.
- What goes up and never comes down? Your age!
- Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest!
- Birthdays are nice and all, but I think too many can kill you!
- Why do candles love birthdays so much? They just wanna get lit!
- I used to be a boy trapped in a woman's body. But after 9 long months, I was finally born!
- The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
- How do people celebrate birthdays in heaven? With angel food cake!
- You know you're getting old when you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
- What is the meaning of a true friend? One who remembers your birthday but not your age!
- What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy birthday cake? "What's eating you?"
- Birthdays are natures way of telling us to eat more cake.
- What does every birthday end with? The letter Y!
- What did the pirate day on this 80th birthday? Aye-matey!
- Today is your birthday, so congratulate yourself—especially if you're still young enough to remember it!
- Birthdays are a great time to stop and appreciate gravity. Sure, it makes things sag as you get older, but it also keeps your cake from flying all over the room so you don't have to chase it.
- What did one candle say to the other? "Don't birthdays just burn you up?"
- Don't get weird about getting older! Age is simply the number of years the world has been enjoying us!
- What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
Happy birthday puns with animals
- What does a turtle do on his birthday? He shell-a-brates!
- Happy birthday. You're one in a melon.
- Hope this birthday is toad-ally awesome.
- Wishing you a whale of a good time on this birthday!
- What's a bee's favorite day? It's bee-day!
- Happy birthday! Have a crab-u-lous day!
- What did the elephant want for his birthday? A trunk full of gifts.
- What does a cat like to eat on his birthday? Mice cream and cake.
- Happy birthday. Have a llama fun.
- Here's to another koala-ty birthday!
- How does the cat celebrate its birthday? By turning up the mewsic.
- Happy bear-day!
- Happy birthday! Age is Irrelpehant.
- Did you hear about the tree's birthday? It was a sappy one!
- We hope you have an otter-ly amazing birthday!
- Sound the a-llama! It's your birthday!
- Lets' party owl night!
- Sending you lots of hedge-hugs this birthday.
Happy Birthday puns with food
- Happy birthday, lettuce turnip the beet!
- Pieces of popcorn always have the best birthdays. Why? Because they're always popping!
- How do pickles celebrate their birthday? They relish the moment.
- Have a fantas-taco birthday!
- It's sherbert-day!
- You might be a year older, but you donut look like it.
- Sending you s'more birthday wishes!
- Happy Birthday! Now, lettuce celebrate!
- Have a rice birthday.
- Hope you have a tea-rrific birthday!
- Oh ship, it's your birthday!
- Here's to a soup-er birthday!
- Have a grate birthday in the cheesiest way possible!
- Why don't birthday candles ever exercise? They burn out too quickly!
- Happy birthday best tea!
- It's your birthday! I hope you shellibrate!
- Happy Birthday, stud muffin.
- Don't worry. I would never baguette your birthday.
- A lentil older, a lentil wiser.
- Another birthday has creped up on you…
- Hap-pea birthday!
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