50 Christmas Jokes That'll Make You Jollier Than St. Nick

These funny Christmas jokes are sure to please your entire family.

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Christmas is one of our favorite holidays of the entire year. Not only do we get presents, cookies, and (hopefully!) a sprinkling of snow, but we also get to hang out with our friends and family at various Christmas parties and holiday get-togethers. Most of the time, the conversation at these events flows smoothly. But if it doesn't, one of the best ways to break the ice is with well-timed Christmas jokes. Ahead, we've rounded up the best funny Christmas jokes for kids and families. These festive jokes will get your entire dinner table belly laughing.

  1. What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper!
  2. How do sheep say "Merry Christmas?" "Fleece Navidad!"
  3. What do angry mice send each other in December? Cross mouse cards!
  4. What's red, white, and blue at Christmas dinner? A sad candy cane!
  5. What comes at the end of Christmas Day? The letter Y!
  6. What type of cars do elves drive? Toy-otas!
  7. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic!
  8. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? "It's Christmas, Eve!"
  9. Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho, ho, ho!
  10. What's the best thing to give your parents for Christmas? A list of everything you want!
  11. What's a parent's favorite Christmas carol? Silent Night!
  12. What does Santa eat for breakfast? Mistle-toast!
  13. How did Mrs. Claus tell Santa the weather? "It looks like rain, dear!"
  14. What do you call a mean reindeer? Rude-olph!
  15. Where does mistletoe go to get famous? Hollywood!
  16. What nationality is Santa Claus? North Polish!
  17. What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt? Snow!
  18. What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish!
  19. What happened to the thief who stole an advent calendar? He got 25 days!
  20. Why does everyone like snowmen? Because they're so cool!
  21. What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps!
  22. What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has Noel!
  23. When does a reindeer have a trunk? When it goes on vacation!
  24. Where does Santa go to vote? The North Poll!
  25. What kind of bug hates Christmas? A humbug!
  26. What does Santa use to measure? Santameters!
  27. Where do snowmen keep their money? In a snow bank!
  28. What are elves allergic to? Sh-elf-ish!
  29. How does Jack Frost get to work? By icicle!
  30. What do you call Santa when he runs out of money? Saint Nickel-less!
  31. What type of motorcycle does Santa Claus drive? A Holly Davidson!
  32. What happens if you eat Christmas decorations? You get tinselitus!
  33. What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes!
  34. Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where all the toys are!
  35. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed? A cookie sheet!
  36. What's a ghost's favorite Christmas story? The Fright Before Christmas!
  37. What does Santa get at the donut shop? A jolly roll!
  38. What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed? A cold!
  39. Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? Because he wanted to see time fly!
  40. What is Santa's dog's name? Santa Paws!
  41. What do snowmen call their kids? Chill-dren!
  42. Where do reindeer go to buy new tails? The retail store!
  43. Why is it always cold on Christmas? Because it's Decembrrrr!
  44. What do you call Santa when he doesn't move? Santa Pause!
  45. What's Santa's favorite snack? Crisp Pringles!
  46. What do you get if you cross an apple and a Christmas tree? A pineapple!
  47. When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? In the dictionary!
  48. What do snowmen say to one another in the morning? "Have an ice day!"
  49. What type of dog do you get for the holidays? A pointsetter!
  50. What's a snowman's favorite snack? Ice Krispy treats!
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