40 Hilarious Jokes for Kids That Will Make Your Whole Family Laugh

Hilarious zingers that will captivate even the tiniest of audiences.

40 Hilarious Jokes for Kids That Will Make Your Whole Family Laugh
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We’re not usually the gambling types here at Best Life, but we’d be willing to wager that one of the happiest moments of your life went a little something like this: you’re eight years old, you’re running around a playground with all of your BFFs, and you hear someone start to sing the familiar words—“Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg!”—and…. You laughed for three days straight. Why? Because you were a kid, of course! And because jokes for kids have all have that magical quality that can’t help but make you laugh. It’s a timeless blend of goofiness, weirdness, cleverness, and, above all, complete and total nonsense.

Just because you’ve grown up doesn’t mean you should—like Robin Williams’ all-too-serious grown-up version of Peter Pan in Hook—lose your sense of playful, childish fun. No! Simply print out this amazing list of jokes for kids and feel free to have everyone around you in stitches—no matter their age. And for more hysterical humor for the little ones in your life, don’t miss the 50 Jokes from Children That Are Crazy Funny!

alarm clock - jokes for kids

1
What does a clock do when it’s hungry?

It goes back four seconds!

scarecrow - jokes for kids

2
Why did the scarecrow win a big award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

Zing! And for more amazing jokes for kids, or for adults, don’t miss these 40 Food Puns that are Absolutely Egg-squisite.

wooden shoes - jokes for kids

3
Knock, knock…

Who’s there?

Wooden shoe.

Wooden shoe who?

Wooden shoe like to hear another joke?

Ears of corn - jokes for kids

4
What has ears but cannot hear?

A cornfield!

And for more jokes for kids from Hollywood, don’t miss these 20 Funniest Jokes From Kid’s Movies.

lettuce - jokes for kids

5
Knock, knock…

Who’s there?

Lettuce.

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

tornado - jokes for kids

6
What’s a tornado’s favorite game to play?

Twister!

woman smiling - jokes for kids

7
How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

pig - jokes for kids

8
What do you call a pig who knows karate?

A pork chop!

golf - jokes for kids

9
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of socks?

In case he got a hole in one!

And for more silly jokes, here are 70 Jokes So Corny They’ll Leave You in Stitches.

broken pencil - jokes for kids

10
Knock, Knock…

Who’s there?

A broken pencil.

A broken pencil, who?

Never mind, it’s pointless!

cheese - jokes for kids

11
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese!

bad jokes garbage truck trash

12
What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck!

Electricity - jokes for kids

13
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

Shocked!

pile of books - jokes for kids

14
Where do books hide when they’re scared?

Under the covers!

And for more great jokes for kids, see these 20 Funniest Jokes From Kid’s Books!

chocolate chip cookies - jokes for kids

15
Why did the cookie go to the hospital?

Because he felt crummy!

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16
How does the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse!

Bull - jokes for kids

17
What type of bull is the cutest?

Adora-bull!

Spinach in salad - jokes for kids

18
What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry!

pearls - jokes for kids

19
Why wouldn’t the clam share his pearls?

Because he was a little bit shellfish!

woman writing in notebook - jokes for kids

20
What did the paper say to the pencil?

Write on!

bird outdoors - jokes for kids

21
Why did the birdie go to the doctor?

To get a tweet-ment!

tissue box - jokes for kids

22
How do you get a tissue to dance?

You put a little boogie in it!

Gold Fish - jokes for kids

23
What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

tree in a swamp - jokes for kids

24
What did the tree say to the wind?

Leaf me alone!

custodian - jokes for kids

25
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!!!

tree rings - jokes for kids

26
What is a tree’s least favorite month?

Sep-timber!

woman holding out hands - jokes for kids

27
What has a face and two hands, but no arms or legs?

A clock!

ocean waves - jokes for kids

28
How does the ocean say hello?

It waves!

broom - jokes for kids

29
Why was the broom late?

It overswept!

snow in rome - jokes for kids

30
What do you call a cold bird in winter?

A brrrr-d!

higher energy person - jokes for kids

31
What’s the worst thing about throwing a party in space?

You have to planet!

elevator - jokes for kids

32
What did one elevator say to the other elevator?

I think I’m coming down with something!

cows - jokes for kids

33
Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don’t work!

yoga mat - jokes for kids

34
What did one wall say to the other wall?

I’ll meet you at the corner!

bull - jokes for kids

35
What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer!

calendar - jokes for kids

36
Can February March?

No, but April May!

Octopus in water - jokes for kids

37
What does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles!

ghost - jokes for kids

38
Why are ghosts bad liars?

Because you can see right through them!

 t-rex - jokes for kids

39
What do you call a dinosaur that is sleeping?

A dino-snore!

balloons - jokes for kids

40
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon?

Because she’d let it go! 

If you’re still in the mood for more jokes for kids, learn the 50 Knock Knock Jokes Guaranteed to Crack You Up.

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