30 Hilarious Jokes No One Is Too Old to Laugh At

Turn that frown upside down—for good.

30 Hilarious Jokes No One Is Too Old to Laugh At

Turn that frown upside down—for good.

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Once you pass a certain age, your comedic sensibilities are bound to change. (No, we’re not calling it out specifically. You know who you are.) Suddenly, quips that once made you double over are now seen as puerile. Your streaming queue is more likely to include a wry Coen brothers joint than, say, Spaceballs. Maybe it’s an effort to seem more “cultured.” Maybe it’s 100-percent genuine. But one thing’s for sure: it is inevitable.

Still, even in the face of these changing tides, some jokes are just too dang funny to not laugh at, no matter what your age. Don’t believe us? Just read these 30 groaners and try not to, at the very least, crack a smile. And if you’re looking for some more timeless laughs, check out these 50 Knock Knock Jokes Guaranteed to Crack You Up.

Soldier in fatigues

1
Where does the General keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

And for more corny chuckles, check out these 40 Corny Jokes You Can’t Help But Laugh At.

Squid Hilariously Silly Jokes

2
How does a squid go into battle?

Well-armed.

For more hilarious jokes about your favorite sea creatures, check out these 40 Funniest Jokes About Animals.

Switzerland Hilariously Silly Jokes

3
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but their flag is a huge plus.

Female Cow Animal Jokes Hilariously Silly Jokes

4
Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Right where you left it.

And for more awkwardly hilarious jokes, check out these 40 Dumb Wordplay Jokes That Will Crack You Up.

Koala on tree Hilariously Silly Jokes

5
Why aren’t koalas actual bears?

They don’t meet the koalafications.

And for more laughs, check out the 50 Puns So Bad They’re Actually Good.

Hilariously Silly Jokes

6
A bear walks into a restaurant.

He tells his waiter, “I want a grilled …. cheese.”

The waiter says, “What’s with the pause?”

“Whaddya mean?” the bear replies. “I’m a bear!”

E.T. Drunk Jokes in Non-Comedy Movies Hilariously Silly Jokes

7
What’s E.T. short for?

Because he’s only got little legs.

how to ask for a raiseb Hilariously Silly Jokes

8
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope.

Hilariously Silly Jokes

9
Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes.

That way, when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away, and you’ll have their shoes.

Periyar River Hilariously Silly Jokes

10
Two men meet on opposite sides of a river.

One shouts to the other “I need you to help me get to the other side!”

The other guy replies, “You’re on the other side!”

bad puns Hilariously Silly Jokes

11
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

Winnie_the_Pooh_has_a_honey_pot_stuck_on_his_face Hilariously Silly Jokes

12
What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name.

Mayonnaise Hilariously Silly Jokes

13
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened?

Close the door, I’m dressing.

man standing in shoes Hilariously Silly Jokes

14
“I stand corrected!”

Said the man in the orthopedic shoes.

Bars of soap Hilariously Silly Jokes

15
I used to be addicted to soap.

But I’m clean now.

bad puns Hilariously Silly Jokes

16
What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between you and me, something smells.

50 funniest facts

17
Why is England the wettest country?

Because the queen has reigned there for years.

teacher laughing at a bad pun Hilariously Silly Jokes

18
It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs.

They always take things so literally.

christian bale hollywood stars totally lost it Hilariously Silly Jokes

19
What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

Gold Fish in Bowl Dad Jokes Hilariously Silly Jokes

20
A guy goes to a pet store to buy a goldfish.

The salesman asks him, “Do you want an aquarium?”

The guy responds, “I don’t care what star sign it is!”

Polar bear Hilariously Silly Jokes

21
What do you call bears with no ears?

B–

Hotel Slippers, 40s Hilariously Silly Jokes

22
What’s a foot long and slippery?

A slipper.

Woman telling Exaggerated story Hilariously Silly Jokes

23
Exaggerations have become an epidemic.

They went up by a million percent last year.

Red toaster Hilariously Silly Jokes

24
And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.

But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Man falling asleep while driving Hilariously Silly Jokes

25
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did.

Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

Rory McIlroy

26
What’s the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes *whack* “darn” and a skydiver goes “darn” *whack*.

secretly hilarious things

27
They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian.

Well, they’re not laughing now!

Two Cows Hilariously Silly Jokes

28
Two cows are grazing in a field.

One cow says to the other, “You ever worry about that mad cow disease?”

The other cow says, “Why would I care? I’m a helicopter!”

Broken Left Arm Wordplay Jokes Hilariously Silly Jokes

29
I told my physical therapist that I broke my arm in two places.

He told me to stop going to those places.

Marlin Hilariously Silly Jokes

30
What did the swordfish say to the marlin?

You’re looking sharp.

And for more great jokes, don’t miss these 50 Amazing Jokes You Can Text to Friends.

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