30 Hilarious Jokes No One Is Too Old to Laugh At

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30 Hilarious Jokes No One Is Too Old to Laugh At

Once you pass a certain age, your comedic sensibilities are bound to change. (No, we’re not calling it out specifically. You know who you are.) Suddenly, quips that once made you double over are now seen as puerile. Your streaming queue is more likely to include a wry Coen brothers joint than, say, Spaceballs. Maybe it’s an effort to seem more “cultured.” Maybe it’s 100-percent genuine. But one thing’s for sure: it is inevitable.

Still, even in the face of these changing tides, some jokes are just too dang funny to not laugh at, no matter what your age. Don’t believe us? Just read these 30 groaners and try not to, at the very least, crack a smile. And if you’re looking for some more timeless laughs, check out these 50 Knock Knock Jokes Guaranteed to Crack You Up.

Soldier in fatigues

Where does the General keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

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Squid Hilariously Silly Jokes

How does a squid go into battle?


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Switzerland Hilariously Silly Jokes

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but their flag is a huge plus.

Female Cow Animal Jokes Hilariously Silly Jokes

Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Right where you left it.

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Koala on tree Hilariously Silly Jokes

Why aren’t koalas actual bears?

They don’t meet the koalafications.

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Hilariously Silly Jokes

A bear walks into a restaurant.

He tells his waiter, “I want a grilled …. cheese.”

The waiter says, “What’s with the pause?”

“Whaddya mean?” the bear replies. “I’m a bear!”

E.T. Drunk Jokes in Non-Comedy Movies Hilariously Silly Jokes

What’s E.T. short for?

Because he’s only got little legs.

how to ask for a raiseb Hilariously Silly Jokes

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope.

Hilariously Silly Jokes

Never criticize someone until you have walked a mile in their shoes.

That way, when you criticize them, you’ll be a mile away, and you’ll have their shoes.

Periyar River Hilariously Silly Jokes

Two men meet on opposite sides of a river.

One shouts to the other “I need you to help me get to the other side!”

The other guy replies, “You’re on the other side!”

bad puns Hilariously Silly Jokes

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?

One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.

Winnie_the_Pooh_has_a_honey_pot_stuck_on_his_face Hilariously Silly Jokes

What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common?

Same middle name.

Mayonnaise Hilariously Silly Jokes

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened?

Close the door, I’m dressing.

man standing in shoes Hilariously Silly Jokes

“I stand corrected!”

Said the man in the orthopedic shoes.

Bars of soap Hilariously Silly Jokes

I used to be addicted to soap.

But I’m clean now.

bad puns Hilariously Silly Jokes

What did the left eye say to the right eye?

Between you and me, something smells.

50 funniest facts

Why is England the wettest country?

Because the queen has reigned there for years.

teacher laughing at a bad pun Hilariously Silly Jokes

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs.

They always take things so literally.

christian bale hollywood stars totally lost it Hilariously Silly Jokes

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

Christian Bale.

Gold Fish in Bowl Dad Jokes Hilariously Silly Jokes

A guy goes to a pet store to buy a goldfish.

The salesman asks him, “Do you want an aquarium?”

The guy responds, “I don’t care what star sign it is!”

Polar bear Hilariously Silly Jokes

What do you call bears with no ears?


Hotel Slippers, 40s Hilariously Silly Jokes

What’s a foot long and slippery?

A slipper.

Woman telling Exaggerated story Hilariously Silly Jokes

Exaggerations have become an epidemic.

They went up by a million percent last year.

Red toaster Hilariously Silly Jokes

And God said to John, come forth and you shall be granted eternal life.

But John came fifth and won a toaster.

Man falling asleep while driving Hilariously Silly Jokes

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather did.

Not screaming in terror like the passengers in his car.

Rory McIlroy

What’s the difference between a golfer and a skydiver?

A golfer goes *whack* “darn” and a skydiver goes “darn” *whack*.

secretly hilarious things

They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian.

Well, they’re not laughing now!

Two Cows Hilariously Silly Jokes

Two cows are grazing in a field.

One cow says to the other, “You ever worry about that mad cow disease?”

The other cow says, “Why would I care? I’m a helicopter!”

Broken Left Arm Wordplay Jokes Hilariously Silly Jokes

I told my physical therapist that I broke my arm in two places.

He told me to stop going to those places.

Marlin Hilariously Silly Jokes

What did the swordfish say to the marlin?

You’re looking sharp.

And for more great jokes, don’t miss these 50 Amazing Jokes You Can Text to Friends.

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