40 Funny WiFi Names You and Your Neighbors Will Appreciate
These funny WiFi names will entertain everyone who comes over.

The person who was sent to set up your router asks you what you want your WiFi name to be, and in a panic, you tell them to just leave the name as is: H18YA91L. Now every time a friend asks for your WiFi name, you have to pull out a notebook where you keep the login information like a neanderthal. The struggle is real—and it's time for the struggle to be over. We have compiled 40 funny WiFi names including puns, references to your favorite shows, and just straight-up clever names that you can use to rename your network.
Clever WiFi Names
- Nacho WiFi
- Not a Virus
- Girls Gone Wireless
- Pretty Fly For a WiFi
- I Believe Wi Can Fi
- Thou Shalt Not Covet Thy Neighbor's WiFi
- No More Mister WiFi
- New England Clam Router
- Keep It On The Download
- Tell Your WiFi Love Her
- Close Your Bathroom Curtains
- Drop It Like It's Hotspot
- Abraham Linksys
- Get Off My LAN
- I'm Under Your Bed
- Mom Click Here For Internet
- Pick Up Your Dog's Poop
- Battle of the Bandwidth
- IP When I Sneeze
- That's What She SSID
Pop Culture-Inspired Funny WiFi Names
- No WiFi For You!
- Vandelay Industries
- We Were on a Break!
- Joey Doesn't Share WiFi
- The One Where They Get W.i.F.i
- Brave Little Router
- LANnisters Send Their Regards
- Luke, I Am Your WiFi
- *Borat Voice* My WiFi!
- Bill Wi, the Science Fi
- rIP Hedwig
- Hogwarts Hall of Wifi
- Dunder MiffLAN
- Jan Everywhere. LAN Everywhere.
- The Calzone Zone
- The NightLAN Cometh
- Dora the Internet Explorer
- One Does Not Simply Log Into Mordor
- These Chicks Don't Even Know the Name of My Bandwidth
- That's Hotspot
Allie Hogan is a Brooklyn based writer currently working on her first novel. Read more