20 Nerdy Math Pick-up Lines That Are Absolutely Adorkable

Here's exactly what to say to the person you think is acute-y.

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The purpose of a great pick-up line is to establish a connection and break the ice—which means it makes things easier if you know a few details about the person you're trying to impress. For example, if they like Star Wars, you could go with something like "You're the Obi-Wan for me." And if they're all about Christmas, try "Call me Rudolph, 'cause you just sleighed me." But if that special someone is a total math geek, have no fear—there are cheesy math pick-up lines, too!

To help you make a terrific first impression on a person who loves math, we've rounded up the best math pick-up lines that are totally adorkable. Whether you're telling your crush they're sweet as pi or that you think they're acute-y, these math pick-up lines are as memorable as they are clever—and will show the object of your affections that you find just as much joy in decimals and derivatives as they do.

Hey girl…

Can I call-cu-later?

Are you the square root of -100?

Because you're a sold 10 but too good to be real!

How can I know 20 digits of Π…

And not know the 10 digits of your phone number?

My love for you is like dividing by zero…

It can't be defined!

Without you, I'm like a null set…


Are you the square root of -1?

'Cause you can't be real!

I'd like to be your derivative…

So I could be tangent to those curves.

My love is like a fractal…

It goes on forever!

I know my math…

And you've got one significant figure!

You must be a 90º angle…

'Cause you're looking right!

I hear you don't like fractions…

So will you let me be your other half?

I love you because…

You're sweet as Π!

Are you √2?

'Cause I feel irrational around you!

I don't like my current girlfriend…

Mind if I do a you-substitution?

If you were a function, then you'd be my asymptote…

'Cause I always tend toward you!

My love for you is like an exponential curve…

It's unbounded.

Are you a 45º angle?

Cause you're acute-y!

If you were sine squared I’d be cosine squared…

And together we would be one!

I know you like adding numbers…

So could you please add yours to my contacts?

My love for you is like √(-1)…

Complex, but not imaginary!

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