50 Funniest Jokes So Silly They’re Guaranteed to Brighten Your Day

These hilarious zingers are guaranteed to leave you smiling.

50 Funniest Jokes So Silly They’re Guaranteed to Brighten Your Day
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Jokes come in all shapes and sizes. There are intellectual jokes. There are dad jokes. And, if you’re into them, there are cat jokes. But above all, there are silly jokes. You know the ones: A friend asks you a nonsensical question (perhaps, “Why did the man fall in the well?”). You say, “I don’t know.” And they hit you with the punchline (“Because he didn’t see that well,” in this case). And then you both laugh hysterically. Because let’s face it, no matter how bad the joke was, it was also funny. And you know what? It definitely brightened your day. Herein, we’ve rounded up the 50 funniest jokes that are so silly they’re practically sunshine.

1
Why did the belt get arrested?

brown belt with silver buckle - funniest jokes Shutterstock

He held up a pair of pants!

2
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?

Two parrots outside - funniest jokes

A carrot!

3
What do lawyers wear to court?

style tips - funniest jokes

Lawsuits!

4
What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

90s fashion boat shoes Flickr/Direz Zender

Roberto!

5
Did you hear about that new broom?

broom and dust - funniest jokes

It’s sweeping the nation!

6
Is it inappropriate to tell a “dad joke” if you’re not a dad?

dad chores - funniest jokes Shutterstock/bbernard

Yes, it’s a faux pa!

7
My new thesaurus is horrible!

thesaurus on a table- funniest jokes

Not only that, but it’s horrible!

8
What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

Labrador Retriever laying in the grass smiling, top dog breeds - funniest jokes

A labracadabrador!

9
What do you do if you see a spaceman?

astronaut working in space with earth in the background, - funniest jokes

Park in it, man!

10
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

dad laughing - funniest jokes

Get it?

11
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

pirate birthday cake - funniest jokes

Aye matey!

delaware license plate - funniest jokes

What did Delaware?

A New Jersey!

12
What happened when the grape crossed the road?

grapes on a wooden table - funniest jokes

There was a traffic jam!

13
Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

bacon on plate - funniest jokes

He felt like bacon!

14
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

hippo yawning - funniest jokes

One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter!

15
Why did the football coach go to the bank?

High School Football Team - funniest jokes

To get his quarter back!

16
What’s smarter than a talking parrot?

African Grey Parrot - funniest jokes

A spelling bee!

17
What do you get from a pampered cow?

Two Cows in a field - funniest jokes

Spoiled milk!

18
What did the picture go to jail?

Picture frames - funniest jokes Shutterstock

Because it was framed!

19
What do you call a computer that sings?

old fashioned computer station - funniest jokes

A-Dell!

20
What’s the best time to go to the dentist?

dentist chair - funniest jokes

2:30!

21
What can’t you run through a campground?

camping tent at night - funniest jokes

You can only ran, because it’s past tents!

22
How do you throw a space party?

planets in space - funniest jokes

You planet!

23
Where do hamburgers go dancing?

hamburger on a wooden table - funniest jokes

The meat-ball!

24

What did the duck say to the bartender?

Duck Swimming in a pond - funniest jokes

Put it on my bill!

25

Did you hear about corduroy pillows?

corduroy fabric - funniest jokes

They’re making head lines!

26
What happened to the frog that parked in the no-standing zone?

Wood frog - funniest jokes

Toad!

27
What are bald sea captains most worried about?

Cruise ship lifeboat

Cap sizes!

29
What did one plate say to the other?

plate of spaghetti on table- funniest jokes

Lunch is on me!

30
Where do you learn how to make banana splits?

an ice cream sundae - funniest jokes

At Sundae school!

31
What do you call a guy who never farts in public?

cheesy guy in suit on phone - funniest jokes

A private tutor!

32
What do you call a ghost’s mother and father?

ghost in the mist - funniest jokes

Transparents!

33
What kind of shoes do spies wear?

spy in the dark - funniest jokes

Sneak-ers!

34
Why did the tomato turn red?

Tomato Plan- funniest jokes

It saw the salad dressing!

35
What can you serve but never eat?

thanksgiving food - funniest jokes

A volleyball!

36
What’s the difference between a guitar and a fish?

guitar lessons - funniest jokes

You can’t tuna fish!

37
What can you find at very small beaches?

man relaxing on beach at sunset in a chair - funniest jokes

Microwaves!

38
Did you hear about the angry pancake? 

Pancakes in a pan, funniest jokes

He just flipped!

39
How do you talk to a fish? 

salema porgy fish - funniest jokes

You drop him a line!

40
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

teacher and student in a classroom, funniest jokes

The teacher woke him up!

41
What’s the best way to watch a fishing tournament?

fishing on a row boat in a lake - funniest jokes

Live stream!

42
Did you hear about the potato detective? 

sack of potatoes - funniest jokes

He got to the root of every case!

43
What types of clothes does a house wear? 

yellow house - funniest jokes Shutterstock/Artazum

Address!

44
If you’re an American when you go into a bathroom and an American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom? 

bathroom sign - funniest jokes

European!

45
What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

janitor's closet - funniest jokes

“Supplies!!!”

46
How much does a pirate pay for corn?

ear of corn, funniest jokes Shutterstock

A buccaneer!

47
Why didn’t the bike want to stand? 

bike on sand at the beach - funniest jokes

Because he was too tired!

48
What types of magazines do cows read?

newborn calf playing around with mother cow, dangerous baby animals

Cattlelogs!

49
Why is Peter Pan always flying?

peter pan painting on brick wall - funniest jokes

He Neverlands.

50
Why did the mouse fall in the well?

Mouse on a carpet - funniest jokes Shutterstock

Because he couldn’t see that well!

And for more of the funniest jokes, check out the 50 Knock Knock Jokes Guaranteed to Crack You Up.

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