Laffy Taffy candy has been around for decades. The sugary sweet treat gets its name not only from the candy inside the wrapper but the fun entertainment on the outside. These quirky Q&As are not only funny—since the beginning, the jokes have been written and sent in by children, making them extra special and adorable. Below, you'll find a series of cute, funny Laffy Taffy jokes. All are sourced from the backs of the iconic taffy candies and guaranteed to give you and your friends a sweet chuckle!
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The Best Laffy Taffy Jokes
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- Q: What do you call a happy cowboy?
- Q: How do you mend a broken jack o’ lantern?
- Q: What is the definition of a farmer?
- Q: What kind of tree grows in your hands?
- Q: Why did the bones cross the street?
- Q: Why did the student eat his homework?
- Q: When does it rain money?
- Q: How do you cut the ocean in half?
- Q: What building has the most stories?
- Q: What has no legs but can do a split?
- Q: What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?
- Q: Why was the tomato blushing?
- Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
- Q: What room can no one enter?
- Q: What is a tree's favorite drink?
- Q: Why do hamburgers fly south for the winter?
- Q: Why do phones ring?
- Q: Why did the farmer bury all his money?
- Q: Why did the orange lose the race?
A jolly rancher.
With a pumpkin patch.
Someone good in their field.
A palm tree.
They didn't, the dogs ate them.
The teacher said it was a piece of cake.
When there is a change in the weather.
With a sea saw.
A library.
A banana.
Hip hop.
Because he saw the salad dressing.
He was feeling crummy.
A mushroom.
Root beer.
So they don’t freeze their buns.
Because they can’t talk.
To make his soil rich.
It ran out of juice.
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Laddy Taffy Joke Only Adults Will Get
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- Q: What did 0 say to 8?
- Q: What did the lunch lady say to Luke Skywalker?
- Q: What kind of tea is sometimes hard to swallow?
- Q: What do you call a cat that eats lemons?
- Q: What is a good spot for a taste bud?
- Q: What do you call a baby with a drum?
- Q: What's the best way to carve wood?
- Q: What did the policeman say to his tummy?
- Q: What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
- Q: What do you call a lease for false teeth?
- Q: What do you get if you cross a stereo and a fridge?
- Q: What did one campfire say to the other?
- Q: What did the fork say to the spoon?
- Q: How do you turn soup into gold?
- Q: Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a corn patch?
- Q: Why did the reporter go into the ice cream shop?
- Q: What do you get when you cross a pig with a Christmas tree?
Nice belt!
"Use the forks, Luke."
Reality.
A sour puss.
I forgot… it is on the tip of my tongue.
A baby boomer.
Whittle by whittle.
"I got you under a vest."
A nervous wreck.
A dental rental.
Very cool music.
"Let’s go out one of these days!"
"Who’s that sharp guy next to you?"
Add 24 carrots.
There are too many ears around.
Because he wanted to get the scoop!
A porcupine.
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Laffy Taffy Jokes About Animals
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- Q: How did dinosaurs decorate their bedroom?
- Q: What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
- Q: What do sharks say when something radical happens?
- Q: What kind of bear has no teeth?
- Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
- Q: Where should you go if your dog is missing?
- Q: Why don’t birds follow directions?
- Q: What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
- Q: Why do marsupials make such good tea?
- Q: What do you call a fancy sea creature?
- Q: What do you call it when a dinosaur crashes his car?
- Q: How do bulls write?
- Q: What do owls say when they're introduced?
- Q: Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
- Q: Who took the frog's car?
- Q: Why don't lobsters share?
- Q: Why don't ducks tell jokes while they are flying?
- Q: What did the horse say when he tripped?
- Q: Where do hamsters go on vacation?
- Q: How do you communicate with a fish?
- Q: What do cats eat for breakfast?
- Q: Why do fish always sing off-key?
- Q: What kind of horses go out after dusk?
With rep-tiles.
A pouch potato.
"Jawesome."
A gummy bear.
A bulldozer.
The lost and hound.
Because they prefer to wing it.
Open-toed.
Because it's koala tea.
Sofishticated.
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
With a bullpen.
"Howl do you do?"
Because of its bark.
It was toad.
Because they are shellfish.
Because they would quack up.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy-up."
Hamsterdam.
You drop it a line.
Mice Krispies.
Because you can't tuna fish.
Nightmares.
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Best Laffy Taffy Puns
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- Q: How do you make peanuts laugh?
- Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
- Q: Why did the strawberry cross the road?
- Q: Why should you never write with a dull pencil?
- Q: How do you get an alien baby to sleep?
- Q: What did the hurricane say to the island?
- Q: What prize do you get for putting your phone on vibrate?
- Q: What is thin, white, and scary?
- Q: What do you call a broken window?
- Q: Why was the broom late?
- Q: What do you call a sad strawberry?
- Q: How do billboards talk?
- Q: What did the music teacher say when her students asked if they could sing their favorite song?
- Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus?
- Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
- Q: What did the pancake say to the baseball player?
- Q: What do you call a grandmother who tells jokes?
You crack them up.
An impasta.
Because his mother was in a jam.
Because it's pointless.
You rocket.
"I've got my eye on you."
The no bell prize.
Homework.
A plain in the glass.
It over swept.
A blueberry.
Sign language.
"Of chorus"
...It was in tents.
He wasn't peeling well.
"Batter up."
A gram cracker.
