The holiday season means more than just gift-giving and eating a reckless amount of pie. It’s also a prime opportunity to take part in yet another beloved holiday tradition: the ugly sweater party. And while those tacky and altogether over-the-top sweaters become the unicorns of the thrift store once the holiday season starts, the internet has given us plenty of new garish get-ups to enjoy, too. So, read on to find the perfect hilariously ugly Christmas sweater for your next holiday gathering! And for more great holiday buys, check out these 20 Dog Christmas Presents for the Animal Lover in Your Life.
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1 | This '80s homage
AmazonAre you still mourning the days when everyone loved Frankie Goes to Hollywood? Well, you can channel those ‘80s vibes this holiday season with the next best thing: This “Santa Says Relax” sweater—the fashion mashup we’ve always wanted, but never knew we needed until now.
2 | This garland cardigan
AmazonYou’ve decked the halls—now it’s time to deck yourself out in this garland cardigan, perfect for adding a festive touch to any room you happen to find yourself in. And for more great decorations, check out these 20 Target Home Décor Items That Will Make Your Home Look Like a Million Bucks.
3 | This caroling shark sweater
AmazonShark Week comes but once a year, but you can bring that same terrifying joy to the holiday season with this three-shark sweater. We may never know why they’re out of the sea or singing Christmas carols, but some mysteries are best left unexplained.
4 | This Shining example of a holiday sweater
EtsyWish Halloween could last all year? Now it can with this kitschy little nod to The Shining. It's so cozy, you'll want to wear it forever and ever and ever...
5 | This three-piece sweater
AmazonYou’ve already got an arsenal of dad jokes—now get the sweater to match! With tacked-on suspenders and a little snowman tie, this sweater’s so corny it’s almost cute. Almost.
6 | This pizza-lover's number
EtsyDespite what everyone else may say, you know that the best holiday pie isn't pumpkin or apple—it's pizza. And if you want to show your love for all things round and cheese-topped this holiday season, there’s this “Merry Crustmas” sweater, perfect for celebrating your own pie-lent night.
7 | This indescribable Christmas cat hoodie
AmazonWho says your furry pals can’t get in on the holiday fun? This adorable cat sweater is perfect for anyone who loves Christmas and their feline friends in equal measure. And for more presents for cat fans, check out these 20 Purrfect Accessories for Cat Lovers.
8 | This “birthday boy” sweatshirt
EtsyWant to celebrate the true meaning of the holiday while still looking awesome at your ugly sweater party? If you're a jokester, grab this “birthday boy” sweater.
9 | This howlingly good Southwestern sweater
AmazonWho needs a three-wolf moon shirt when you have a two-wolf cactus cardigan? This southwest-inspired sweater is the perfect addition to any warm-climate Christmas party.
10 | This angelic crewneck
AmazonYou may have largely ditched the cherubic elements in your wardrobe when you stopped wearing Fiorucci circa 1999, but this sweater is the perfect reason to make an exception to that rule.
Amazon12 | This not-so-cheery Godzilla sweater
AmazonSure, Godzilla may not be a part of most traditional Christmas celebrations, but now that you’ve seen this amazing sweater, are you really okay with celebrating the holiday without him ever again?
13 | This subtle Christmas light sweater
A little Joyce Byers from Stranger Things, a little bit your cat when she gets wrapped up the decorations, this sweatshirt is the perfect combination of cute and cozy.
14 | This gift sweater that keeps on giving
AmazonThe real present this holiday season is the pleasure of your company—so dress like the gift you are!
15 | This doggone adorable sweater
EtsyHow much do you have in common with a 93-year-old British royal? Well, if you’re the type who’d happily buy this “Merry Corgmas” sweater, probably a lot more than you’d expect.
16 | This clucking hilarious sweater
AmazonWe can’t be certain that there was a chicken at the first Christmas, but one thing is for sure: There’s going to be one at every holiday celebration at your house going forward, thanks to this amazing sweater.
17 | This holy taco trinity sweater
AmazonCelebrate another holy trinity this holiday season: the beautiful marriage of meat, cheese, and crunchy tortillas. Taco 'bout a festive look!
18 | This intergalactic Santa sweater
Real talk: Santa’s sleigh is cool, but it’s not exactly an eco-friendly ride. This year, celebrate the big man reducing his carbon footprint with this adorable unicorn sweater instead.
19 | This periodically punny holiday sweater
EtsyWant a garment that simultaneously channels both your adoration of the holidays and your respect for the sciences? Surprisingly enough, there’s a sweater for that.
20 | And this “do you even gift” sweater
AmazonIs it going to ruin your childhood a bit? Most definitely. Is it funny? Without a doubt. Has it already been added to your cart? If not, what are you waiting for? And for more amazing holiday presents, check out these 33 Awesomely Creative Christmas Gifts You Never Would Have Thought Of.
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