50 Halloween Jokes & Puns to Lift Your Spirits

Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo!

50 Halloween Jokes & Puns to Lift Your Spirits

Some people like their Halloween to be spooky, while others relish in the chance to be a little silly. After all, the holiday calls for being clever and creative, and from costumes to parties, there’s a lot of room for thinking outside of the box. Lucky for those who love the outlandishness of Halloween, if you’re looking for a laugh, you’re in for a treat (get it?). We’ve rounded up some funny Halloween jokes you can tell your friends—or your trick-or-treaters. From cute Halloween jokes for kids to Halloween puns that adults will enjoy, there’s something for everyone. Just the right balance of trick and treat.

 Hilarious Halloween jokes for kids

    1. Why do they put fenced around graveyards? Because people are dying to get in!
    2. Where did the mommy ghost take the baby ghost? To the day-care center.
    3. What did the skeleton bring to the pot-luck. Spare ribs.
    4. What do mummies like listening to on Halloween? Wrap music.
    5. What plans like Halloween the most? Bam-Boo!
    6. Why did the policeman ticket the ghost on Halloween? It didn’t have a haunting license.
    7. Why do skeletons make such good comedians? They have so many funny bones.
    8. Why do vampires use mouthwash? They have bat breath.
    9. What do you call a skeleton that refuses to help you clean? Lazy Bones .
    10. What a ghost’s favorite ride at the fair? The scary go-round and the rollerghoster!
    11. Want to know what you’ll find on a haunted beach? A Sand-witch!
    12. Why didn’t the skeleton like the Halloween candy? He didn’t have the stomach for it!
    13. What part of the street do vampires live on? The dead end.
    14. Which ghost is the best dancer? The boogie man!
    15. What do you call a tired skeleton on Halloween? The grim sleeper.
    16. What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Booberry pie
    17. What is a goblin’s favorite type of cheese? Monster-ella!
    18. Why are vampires too easy to fool? Because they’re suckers.
    19. Why did the witch look so angry? She has resting witch face.
    20. What should you eat at a baseball game on Halloween? A frakenfurter
    21. Why was the witch late for the party? She lost her witch-watch.
    22. What do you call a vampire that lives in a kitchen? Count Spatula.
    23. How do you mend a jack-o-lantern? With a pumpkin patch!
    24. Why did the ghost go to the bar? To get some boos.
    25. Why did the scarecrow stand up comedian fail? Because all his jokes were corny!

Funny Halloween jokes for adults and kids alike

    1. What do you call a moon out of orbit? A lunatic!
    2. Why are all mummies workaholics? They’re afraid to unwind.
    3. What did the ghost bring his girlfriend? A boo-quet.
    4. Who did Dracula take to the school dance? His ghoul friend.
    5. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin? Squash.
    6. Why are skeletons always so calm? Nothing gets under their skin.
    7. What is the skeleton’s funniest bone? It’s humerus.
    8. How do spiders communicate? Through the word wide web!
    9. What do little ghouls and boys study in algebra? Pumpkin pi.
    10. What do skeletons learn about in history class? Napoleon Bone-a-part.
    11. What is zombie Shakespeare’s favorite play? Romeo and Ghouliet.
    12. What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist.
    13. Why didn’t the zombie go to school? He felt rotten!
    14. What do you say when you’re having dinner with a skeleton? Bone-appetit!
    15. What did the happy pumpkin say? Life is gourd!
    16. What’s a teenage ghost’s favorite song? Ghouls just wanna have fun!
    17. What did the vampire say to his loved one? It was love at first bite!
    18. How are witches able to stay so positive? Witch-ful thinking!
    19. What did the werewolf say to his friend? Howl you doing!
    20. Which fruit is a vampire’s favorite? Neck-tarine!
    21. What does a young ghost call his mom and dad? His transparents.
    22. Skeletons love binge-watching their favorite shows on the skele-vision.
    23. Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner? He was already stuffed!
    24. What’s another word for a witch’s garage? A broom closet!
    25. Where does a ghost go on vacation? Mali-boo!

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