If you were around for the '90s, chances are you learned more about life from this iconic sitcom than in any classroom in the world. Perhaps that's why, on Friday, fans flocked to Twitter to share some of the most important life lessons that they gleaned from this incredible show. It may have marketed itself as a "show about nothing," but in true existential fashion, it taught us everything. So read on, and never forget the difference between taking and holding a reservation ever again. And for more great advice, be sure to check out these 33 Ways to Stay Lean for Life.
#SeinfeldTaughtMe how to properly greet friends pic.twitter.com/MnqALyerk2
— Jackson Smith (@The_JMaster) November 3, 2017
2 | It's not about taking the reservation, it's about HOLDING it
#SeinfeldTaughtMe how to slay a photo shoot. pic.twitter.com/DKccduMkMW
— Asia Landis (@Iam_trash_panda) November 3, 2017
4 | When you control the mail, you control information
#seinfeldtaughtme You can quit your job and go back in on Monday and act like it never happened. pic.twitter.com/PCANiT4TaI
— Norma Bates (@bluelighttv) November 3, 2017
8 | You can't return a jacket out of spite
#SeinfeldTaughtMe to watch out for close talkers pic.twitter.com/fugR6cVpIq
— KT (@taco_tofolli) November 3, 2017
9 | Watch out for close talkers
#SeinfeldTaughtMe how to correctly use answering machines pic.twitter.com/psPEVqdMfh
— Jack Tweets (@jackTweets11) November 3, 2017
12 | How to own the dance floor
#SeinfeldTaughtMe I can get fired from companies I don't actually work for in the first place. pic.twitter.com/930LEGzRaH
— Cameron Grant (@coolcam101) November 3, 2017
13 | Just because you don't work there, doesn't mean you can't get fired
#SeinfeldTaughtMe that Festivus is the best holiday. pic.twitter.com/BuE7yrIB8R
— HouseOwens (@house_owens) November 3, 2017
17 | Never EVER fall asleep in a hot tub
#SeinfeldTaughtMe trying to get a seat during rush hour in NY be like😂😂... pic.twitter.com/NHDsVsrluL
— Victor G (@AceMasters21) November 3, 2017
21 | Find humor in the little things
#SeinfeldTaughtMe that women don't know about shrinkage. pic.twitter.com/L1ebxR8MO7
— Mark Pantano (@TheMarkPantano) November 3, 2017
23 | How to look busy at work while doing nothing
#SeinfeldTaughtMe It's not a lie, if you believe it pic.twitter.com/ZdcEjWQBeF
— Philly (@philster115) November 3, 2017
24 | It's not a lie, if you believe it
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