No point in assigning out a few funny nicknames, you say? Think again. Back in 1993, a group of researchers invited over 150 couples to participate in a study about marital satisfaction. The participants were at different stages in their relationships. Some were newly married while others had been together for over 50 years. But the researchers weren't looking at the amount of time they'd been together to determine how happy they were in their marriages—it was their nicknames that they were really interested in. Turns out, the couples that used them most ranked highest on the happiness scale.
It's not the last time researchers have looked into the subject, either. The impact nicknames have on personhood and family dynamics has also been examined. While the results vary based on the subject, a common theme emerges: When both thoughtful and affirming, nicknames can have an overwhelmingly positive impact on the people they are assigned to.
Science aside, a cool and funny nickname is a great way to communicate intimacy with someone you love. Don't worry, there are tons of opportunities to come up with something truly unique. Inside jokes? Always a solid source of material. A subtle nod to your deepest secrets with someone close? Sure. And while you're at it, why not try injecting a little humor into things? If you're having a hard time finding the right inspiration, be sure to keep reading.
We're bringing you the funniest nicknames we can think of. Whether you're in the market for something to call your best friend, boyfriend, guy friends, or girlfriend, we've got tons of awesome ideas to share!
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How Can I Decide on a Cool Nickname for Someone I Love?
Coming up with the perfect nickname isn't just about being creative—it's also about being respectful. Check out the list below for a few tips to keep in mind.
Be Affirming
The best nicknames are those born of good intentions. Stay away from anything that could make someone feel diminished or devalued. In general, you should also stay away from things that are based on physical appearance. You don't want to risk highlighting something someone is already insecure about.
Make It Personal
Random can work, but making things more personal can really transform the impact a nickname might have. Coming up with something that actually reflects who you're giving the nickname to demonstrates the close connection between you both.
Keep It Easy
Whether you're bouncing between sweet nicknames for a female friend or are deciding on something a little edgier for one of your guys, it's important to keep things easy to remember and easy to pronounce. It's a nickname, after all. There's no sense in making something more complicated than the name they already have assigned.
Keep It Clean
We've all got that one friend that likes to toe the line. As a reminder, you're free to say whatever you want in the privacy of your own home, but if you anticipate using your friend's nickname in public, it's best to keep things clean. You don't want to embarrass your friend or offend anyone nearby.
Wrapping Up
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