From life lessons that bear repeating to meme-ified lines that have become part of our cultural lexicon, these hilarious movie one-liners are sure to crack you up. And when you want to impress your friends with your movie knowledge, check out these 30 Movie Facts That Will Blow Your Mind.
1 | "She doesn't even go here!"
Mean Girls (2004)
-Damian (Daniel Franzese) calling out an overly-enthusiastic speaker at an anti-bullying assembly.
2 | "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
The Princess Bride (1987)
-Inigo Montoya (Mandy Patinkin) to Vizzini (Wallace Shawn) after he utters "inconceivable" one too many times.
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3 | "Our love is god. Let's go get a slushie."
Heathers (1988)
-JD (Christian Slater) to Veronica (Winona Ryder) after picking her up from a bad date.
4 | "These go to 11."
This is Spinal Tap (1984)
-Nigel Tufnel (Christopher Guest) to explaining what makes Spinal Tap's amps so special to Marty DiBergi (Rob Reiner).
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5 | "This is not ‘Nam. This is bowling. There are rules."
The Big Lebowski (1998)
-Walter (John Goodman) to Smokey (Jimmie Dale Gilmore) when he steps over the line while bowling.
6 | "Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the War Room!"
Dr. Strangelove, or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb (1964)
-President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers) when a tussle breaks out.
7 | "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)
-The Insulting Frenchman (John Cleese) to King Arthur (Graham Chapman) when he and his knights arrive at the castle.
8 | "There are only three ages for women in Hollywood: babe, district attorney, and Driving Miss Daisy."
The First Wives Club (1996)
-Elise (Goldie Hawn) to Dr. Morris Packman (Rob Reiner) when he denies her more fillers.
9 | "Gentlemen, I wash my hands of this weirdness."
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End (2007)
-Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) as he escapes a hallucination in which he's surrounded by versions of himself.
10 | "I am serious. And don't call me Shirley."
Airplane (1980)
-Dr. Rumack (Leslie Nielsen) dismissing Ted Striker (Robert Hays) after he says, "Surely, you can't be serious."
11 | "There are 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
The Blues Brothers (1980)
-Elwood (Dan Aykroyd) to Jake (John Belushi) as they try to make it to their gig on time.
