The knock-knock joke is one of the first joke formulas many of us learn—and it's endlessly riffable. One of the best ways to make them even funnier is by making them PG-13. A dirty knock-knock joke is almost always unexpected, and you can catch your recipient off guard with a filthy punchline to an otherwise innocent setup. Ahead, we compiled a list of the funniest dirty-knock-knock jokes that will make you look around the room to ensure no kids are around. Sure, these jokes are still total groaners, but they're also sure to make you blush.
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- Dirty Knock-Knock Jokes for Adults
- Knock-Knock Jokes About Sex
- Dirty Knock-Knock Jokes for Her
- Dirty Knock-Knock Jokes for Him
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Dirty Knock-Knock Jokes for Adults Only
Best Life
- Knock knock.
Who’s there?
master,
master who,
master baiter
Knock, knock. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wendy.
Wendy who?
Wendy you think we can get a little closer? - Knock knock,
Who’s there?
Dill.
Dill who?
Dill Dough. - Knock knock,
who’s there? Who's there?
Disguise.
Disguise who?
Disguise is your boyfriend?
You could do so much better. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Smell Map.
Smell Map who?
Oh, you are so disgusting. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie way you can come over tonight? - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, you and me. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Willie Stroker.
Willie Stroker who?
Willie Stroker or should I? - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
[Sexy voice]: Who would you like it to be? - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ima Reilly.
Ima Reilly who?
Ima Reilly excited to see you naked later. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce get cozy together! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mayan Ipples.
Mayan Ipples who?
Mayan Ipples are so hard right now. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
When where.
When where who?
Tonight, my place, you and me. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Willie Stroker.
Willie Stroker who?
Willie Stroker or should I? - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Adolph.
Adolph who?
Adolph ball hit me right in the crotch. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cam.
Cam who?
Camel toe. Do you have any pants I can borrow? - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Budweiser.
Budweiser who?
Budweiser knock-knock jokes all so filthy? - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Pat, Pat who?
Pat Myas - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Foreskin.
Foreskin who?
The world's greatest foreskin teller. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Centipede.
Centipede who?
Centipede on the Christmas tree. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
King Henry the Second.
King Henry the Second who?
King Henry, the second the queen leaves, we'll bring in the strippers.
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Filthy Knock-Knock Jokes About Sex
Best Life
- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda.
Amanda who?
Amanda lay you, and then your lonely nights are over. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mike. Mike who?
Mike Litoris. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Willis.
Willis who?
Willis member suffice? - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Baghdad.
Baghdad who?
I'd love to see you Baghdad butt up. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben Dover.
Ben Dover who?
Ben Dover and I'll give you a big surprise. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tara.
Tara who?
Tara McClosoff. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dewey.
Dewey who?
Dewey have a condom handy? - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice cream all night if you're lucky. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Helda dick.
Helda dick who?
I helda dick and the wind blew it for me. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Buster.
Buster who?
Buster Cherry. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I'm poor knee.
I'm poor knee who?
I guess we have to do something about that. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jamaican.
Jamaican who?
Jamaican me horny. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tanaka.
Tanaka who?
Tanaka you up. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ben Hur.
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur over. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hop on.
Hop on who?
Hop on dis dick. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want to hang out later? - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not someone.
Not someone who?
Not someone who will get you laid.
Dirty Knock-Knock Jokes for Her
Best Life
- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your wife. - Knock knock.
Who's there?
Jenny Tull.
Jenny Tull Who?
Jenny Tull warts. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Dozer.
Dozer who?
Dozer the biggest breasts I've ever seen. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Do you want two CDs?
Do you want two CDs who?
Do you want to CDs nudes? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas say yes to a fun night! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A yam.
A yam who?
A yam so wet for you right now. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy the size of that woman’s breasts. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let's Joe. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this affair from your husband? - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana kiss your lips. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Izzy Data.
Izzy Data who?
Izzy Data test tube in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Idaho.
Idaho who?
I da ho! Where da John? - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Amanda squeeze.
Amanda squeeze who?
Amanda squeeze you all night. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna hide this dead body? - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Khan.
Khan who?
Khan-dom broke. I hope you're on the pill. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Budweiser.
Budweiser who?
Budweiser mother taking her clothes off? - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bee.
Bee who?
I like the view from bee-hind you.
Dirty Knock-Knock Jokes for Him
Best Life
- Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Idaho.
Idaho who?
No! You da ho! - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Pudding.
Pudding who?
Pudding my heart on the line for you. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Not your wife. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
God bless you. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Stop crying you wimp, it's just a joke. - Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Salt.
Salt who?
Salt T. Nuts - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
May I come in?
May I come in who?
May I come in you? - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Baby owl.
Baby owl who?
Baby owl see you later at my place? - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama.
Yo mama who?
Yo mama woke up in my bed again. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
You're justin time to wipe my bottom. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana touch your butt. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ivanna Seymour.
Ivanna Seymour who?
Ivanna Seymour butts. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jack.
Jack who?
I'm the Jack Goff. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine secure, don't know what for. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Egg.
Egg who?
Egg-cited to see you in bed. - Knock, knock.
Who's there? Waiter.
Waiter who?
Just waiter I get my hands on you. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Anita Colo.
Anita Colo who?
Anita colonoscopy. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Madam.
Madam who?
Help madam finger is stuck in the door. - Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Mike.
Mike who?
Mike Weiner.
