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A Barista Is Rating Celebrities Based on How Rude They Are

This TikTok user served so many stars at her swanky Malibu coffee shop.

Celebrities really are just like us…in that they need their daily caffeine fix. So, depending on where they work, coffee shop employees have a good chance of running into a star or two. One former barista served so many celebrities at Blue Bottle Coffee in Malibu, California that she made two TikTok videos ranking them by how nice or rude they were. (Editor's note: Since this article was initially published, the barista has deleted the TikToks.) Keep reading to find out how these A-listers fared, and for more service industry gossip, check out A Hotel Restaurant Server Is Ranking Celebs Based on How Rude They Are.

Craig T. Nelson

Craig T. Nelson at the premiere of "Incredibles 2" in 2018
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Rating: 20/10 

The TikToker said that she would "literally die for" Coach star Craig T. Nelson, who she also called "so pure." She complimented Nelson's wife, Doria Cook-Nelson, for being friendly too, and said that she loved seeing their golden retriever with them. She also noted that they were so nice, she wanted to go to their house for dinner. "Love him," she summed it up.

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Patrick Dempsey

Patrick Dempsey at the Tag Heuer celebration in 2019
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Rating: 12/10 

According to the barista, former Grey's Anatomy star Patrick Dempsey has "still got it" and is "super hot." More importantly, she claimed that he's also "super nice."

"[I] flirt with him every time," she added.

For more star behavior, check out A Restaurant Hostess Is Rating Celebrities Based on How Rude They Are.

Jake Gyllenhaal

Jake Gyllenhaal

Rating: 10/10 

Though Jake Gyllenhaal only came into the coffee shop once, the TikToker still gave him a perfect score. Aside from being kind and attractive, the Spider-Man: Far From Home star was also "very low-key," which wasn't a negative for the barista. "I love a low-key Malibu day for him," she said.

For more on the Marvel universe, check out Ranking Every Marvel Movie, From Worst Reviewed to Best.

Adam Sandler

Adam Sandler at the "Murder Mystery" Premiere at the Village Theater on June 10, 2019 in Westwood, CA
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Rating: 10/10 

The creator told her followers that Adam Sandler was "just as you'd expect," in that he was "f***in' hilarious" and a very nice guy. The barista also said that she saw the actor's "dad van" when he came to the shop, which added to his score.

For a stylist's take on things, check out A Celebrity Stylist Is Rating Stars Based on How Rude They Are.

Shawn Mendes

Shawn Mendes

Rating: 8/10

Pop singer Shawn Mendes "was hotter in person," according to the barista. Aside from his looks, she noted that he ordered a drip coffee and was "a super sweet guy."

For more tea, check out An L.A. Restaurant Server Is Ranking Celebs Based on How Rude They Are.

Cody Simpson

Cody Simpson at the premiere of "Stranger Things: Season 3" in 2019
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Rating: 6/10 

The creator saw singer, actor, and Miley Cyrus ex Cody Simpson at Blue Bottle Coffee a handful of times, and said that he all of the workers there every time he came in. Although she thought Simpson was polite, the barista docked points because he was "kinda boring."

For one star's defense of her own behavior, check out Jennifer Lawrence Reveals the Real Reason She's "Incredibly Rude."

Pierce Brosnan

Pierce Brosnan attends The Los Angeles Premiere Of "Once Upon a Time in Hollywood" held at TCL Chinese Theatre in July 2019
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Rating: 5/10 

Former James Bond Pierce Brosnan got one of the lowest ratings on the TikToker's scale, despite being "a regular," in her words.

"He's honestly really boring in person, hate to say it," the barista said.

For more on the star and his family, check out See Pierce Brosnan's Lookalike Son Paris on His Latest Magazine Cover.

Kendall Jenner

Kendall Jenner in 2019
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Rating: 5/10

The barista said that Kendall Jenner tried to go undercover by using the name "Lauren" when she came in, even though everyone at the coffee shop knew who she was. Aside from calling that "really weird," the TikToker also claimed that the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star was "kind of rude" and "didn't tip."

For a star's experience with an unpleasant celeb, check out James Corden Says This Is the Rudest Celebrity He's Ever Met.

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