24 Best Life Lessons Seinfeld Taught You
It claimed to be a "show about nothing." But it taught us everything.
If you were around for the '90s, chances are you learned more about life from this iconic sitcom than in any classroom in the world. Perhaps that's why, on Friday, fans flocked to Twitter to share some of the most important life lessons that they gleaned from this incredible show. It may have marketed itself as a "show about nothing," but in true existential fashion, it taught us everything. So read on, and never forget the difference between taking and holding a reservation ever again. And for more great advice, be sure to check out these 33 Ways to Stay Lean for Life.
How to properly greet friends
It's not about taking the reservation, it's about HOLDING it
How to slay a photo shoot
When you control the mail, you control information
You can quit your job and go back in on Monday and act like it never happened.
Never ever double-dip a chip in public
When you don't know what to say, say this:
You can't return a jacket out of spite
Watch out for close talkers
How to screen calls from people you don't want to talk to
Skinny Jeans are NOT for everyone
How to own the dance floor
Just because you don't work there, doesn't mean you can't get fired
Festivus is the best holiday
Don't be afraid to do the opposite
Soup is precious
Never EVER fall asleep in a hot tub
Getting a seat during rush hour takes strategy, not stamina
How to ease stress
The pirate shirt is not a good look
Find humor in the little things
Shrinkage is not a myth
How to look busy at work while doing nothing
It's not a lie, if you believe it
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