77 Bee Puns That Are Un-Bee-Lievably Funny

Cute Bee Puns

1. I know that I have never seen a hummingbird, but I certainly did see a spelling bee.
2. When a bee is in your hand, what's in your eye? Beauty. Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.
3. The bee was fired from the barber shop because the only thing he could do was give a buzz-cut.
4. Female bees have a particular affection for ru-bee rings.
5. All bees are happy during the honey-moon phase of their relationships.
6. A bee that's been put under a spell has been bee-witched.
7. The baby bee was affectionately known as a little hum-bug.
8. When a bee writes a sonnet, they're waxing poetic.
9. The talkative bee earned a reputation as being blab-bee.
10. Bee children take the school buzz to get to school.
11. That bee is talking so quietly... it must be a mumble-bee.
12. That pretentious wasp is just plain snob-bee.
13. All bees can relate to the disco group The Bee Gees.
14. The male bee was such a romantic, he kept pollen in love with all the female bees.
15. The swarm of teenage bees all loved The Bee-tles and their Let It Bee album.
16. A bee that will not stop eating will eventually become a little chub-bee.
17. The only thing more dangerous than being with a fool is fooling with a bee.
18. The teacher kept telling the naughty baby bees to bee-hive or she would call their parents.
19. We always buy our natural honey from the same bees because they always give us their swarm wishes.
20. Bee puns aren't that great. I don't get what all the buzz is about.

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Amazing Bee Jokes & One-Liners

21. How did the bumble bee lose an eye? With a beebee gun!
22. Why are bee puns good for your health? Because they give you a dose of Vitamin Bee!
23. Who looks after little bees? Babeesitters!
24. What does the professor bee say when a student asks a question about the course? “It’s on the sylla-buzz!”
25. What do you call a bee that works for the government? A pollentician!
26. What do you call a bee that keeps dropping things A fumble bee!
27. What’s black and yellow and flies at 30,000 feet? A bee on an airplane!
28. The bees went on strike because they wanted more honey and less working flowers.
29. What does the hive do when they make a mistake? They resort to plan bee!
30. How does a queen bee get around her hive? She’s throne!
31. Bees can fly in the rain if they are wearing their little yellow jackets.
32. What's a bee's favorite flower? Bee-gonias!
33. Why did the honey bee queen’s dessert wobble when she tried to eat it? Because it was royal jelly!
34. Did you know that bears without ears are commonly referred to as B's?
35. What goes zzub-zubb when it travels? A bee flying backwards!
36. What do you call a bee that’s a sore loser? A cry bay-bee!
37. What do you call a bee that falls down a hill? A stumble bee!
38. As soon as the bees were finished making their hive, they threw a big house-swarming party.
39. What do you call a ghost bee? A BOO bee!
40. Who was the bee’s favorite singer? Bee-yoncé!
41. Why do bees hum? Because they can’t remember the words!
42. What did the bee bank robber say to the tellers? “Your honey or your life!”
43. What’s another name for a wasp? A wanna-bee!
44. What do bees chew? Bumble gum!
45. Who's a bee's favorite painter? Pablo Bee-casso!
46. What’s a happy bumblebee’s blood type? Bee positive!
47. Which Disney character do bumble bees like best? Buzz Lightyear!
48. Why did the single bee finally get married? Because she met her hub-bee!

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Short Bee Puns

49. Quit pollen my leg!
50. Will you bee mine?
51. Appearances can bee deceiving.
52. A bee's favorite sport is rug-bee.
53. A bee's favorite novel is TheGreat Gats-Bee.
54. To bee or not to bee, that is the question!
55. Bees style their hair with honeycombs.
56. I'm so tired, I feel like a zom-bee!
57. I can't help pollen in love with you.
58. Just bee yourself.
59. Let it bee.
60. Talk about a hive mind...
61. Honey, comb your hair!
62. Sending you my swarmest wishes.
63. He didn’t hive a clue.
64. Wasp are you talking about?
65. Bee puns really sting.
66. What do bees like with their sushi? Wasa-bee!
67. It's swarm out today, isn't it?
68. I consider myself an insectional feminist.
69. Do you have a minute? I don't want to bug you.
70. Watch out! There's something bee-hind you.
71. I've never felt this way bee-fore!
72. Hey, that's not too shab-bee!
73. Don't worry, bee happy.
74. What's all the buzz about?
75. You're the bees knees!
76. You’ve simply bee-witched me.
77. These bee puns are just winging it.

Wrapping Up

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