35 Skeleton Jokes That Will Tickle Your Funny Bone

These silly skeleton jokes are funny even after Halloween.

By Best Life Editors

August 16, 2019

By Best Life Editors

August 16, 2019

Seasonal jokes are some of the best. And while Halloween is often known for its spookier side, there are also those who love the holiday for its sillier side. For that, these skeleton jokes are quite humerus, and we guarantee they'll have you laughing long after Halloween is over, no bones about it!

Funny skeleton jokes for Halloween and beyond:

Who is the most famous skeleton detective? Sherlock Bones.
What was the skeleton's favorite musical instrument? The trom-bone.
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones.
What song do skeleton bikers ride to? Bone to be wild.
What do skeletons say as they head out to sea? Bone voyage!
How did skeletons send mail in the old days? The bony express!
What did the skeleton say to the vampire? You suck.
Who is the most famous French skeleton? Napoleon bone-apart.
How did the skeleton know it was going to rain? It could feel it in it's bones.
What song do skeleton crooks listen to after a heist? Bad to the Bone.
What do skeletons order at restaurants? Spare ribs!
What was the skeletons favorite rock band? The Grateful Dead.
Why are skeletons so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin.
What kind of plate do skeletons eat on? Bone china.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the scary movie? He didn't have the guts!
What type of art do skeletons like? Skulltures!
Why did the skeleton have to goto church to play music? They don't have any organs!
Why did the skeleton go to the dance? To see the boogie man.
How do skeletons say hello? Bonejour.
What do old skeletons complain about? Aching bones.
What do you call a skeleton who uses a door bell? A dead ringer.
Why do skeletons hate the winter? Because the cold goes right through them.
Why didn't the skeleton eat spicy food? He didn't have the stomach for it.
What do boney people use to get into their homes? Skeleton keys!
Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To get to the body shop.
Why do skeletons like to drink milk? Because milk is so good for the bones!
Why did the skeleton pupil stay late at school? He was boning up for his exams!
Why did the skeleton run up the tree? A dog wanted to eat it's bones.
Why don't skeletons like parties? Because they have no body to dance with.
What does a skeleton use to call his friends? A tele-bone.
When does a skeleton laugh? When something tickles his funny bone.
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numbskull!
What's a skeleton's favorite type of plant? A bone-zai tree!
What do you call a skeleton with no friends? Bone-ly!