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Ryan Reynolds' 30 Funniest Tweets

He's everyone's favorite action hero-slash-comedian.

As anyone who has seen Deadpool, Waiting, or Van Wilder can attest, Ryan Reynolds knows how to deliver big laughs on the big screen. However, scripted roles aren't the only arena in which Reynolds' razor-sharp comedic talent shines. The actor has made a name for himself with his cutting humor on social media in recent years, delivering devastating burns to his fans, opening up about the messy realities of parenthood, and getting in some adorable jabs at wife Blake Lively along the way.

If you're having a bad day or just want to laugh until your sides hurt, these tweets are just what the doctor ordered. And when you want to make your own relationship as effortless as Ryan's, arm yourself with the 13 Best Marriage Tips from Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds!

On the Joys of Fatherhood

Ryan Reynolds funny tweet

Finding money in unexpected places is the best. And parenthood is pretty cool, too, according to Ryan. And when you want to crack up some more, the 20 Things Everyone Secretly Finds Funny are sure to do the trick.

On the Kardashians

Ryan Reynolds funny tweet Kardashians

Ryan never fails to ask the important questions in God's house. Think that's hilarious? Just wait until you read the 30 Hilarious Words for Everyday Problems

On Family Celebrations

Ryan Reynolds Funny Tweet parenting

Parenting can be stressful. Fortunately, Ryan always has a backup plan. And for more sidesplitting humor, enjoy the 75 Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Funny.

On Blake Lively

Ryan Reynolds Blake Lively funny tweet

There's only space in the limelight for one celebrity, even in Ryan and Blake's marriage. If you laughed at that tweet, you'll love the 40 Facts So Funny They're Hard to Believe.

On Beach Vacations

Ryan Reynolds funny Tweet daughter

Ryan knows that the most important thing when watching young kids is ensuring their safety. And what's safer than immobility? And when you want to crack your own friends up, This Is the Best Way to Make Anyone Laugh.

On Being a Hero

Ryan Reynolds funny tweet birth

Hey, women aren't the only ones who have it rough during the birthing process. If that made you crack a smile, you'll be in stitches when you see the 30 Worst Madame Tussauds Celebrity Wax Figures Ever.

On Disney Movies

Ryan Reynolds funny tweet Disney

Ryan's daughter clearly has her priorities straight: singing, dancing, patricide.

On Procrastination

Ryan Reynolds funny tweet 5th trimester

If you could get extensions from your college professors, it only stands to reason your partner should grant them, too. 

On Disneyland

Ryan Reynolds funny tweet Disneyland

Being a good parent means sharing important experiences with your kids, but hey, Disneyland is expensive.

On Gluten

Ryan Reynolds funny tweet gluten

If acting doesn't pan out, Ryan can always make a killing with his bagel-based holdups. And if you want to make your own diet healthier, start with the 10 Healthiest Carbs That Won't Derail Your Six Pack!

On the Moon

Ryan Reynolds funny tweet freedom

Parenting means sacrificing for your kids, especially when it comes to money and freedom.

On Fire

Ryan Reynolds funny tweet carpet fire

Ryan knows that flammable and inflammable mean the same thing, he just doesn't care.

On Game of Thrones

Ryan Reynolds funny tweet Game of Thrones

Ryan doesn't mince words, especially if you're a 6-year-old idiot.

On Frozen

Ryan Reynolds funny tweet Frozen

To paraphrase the actor: let it (it being the life you enjoyed before kids) go. 

On Birthdays

Ryan Reynolds funny tweet Billy Ray Cyrus

We hope this clever birthday tweet didn't leave Blake with an achy, breaky heart. And when you want to take some more inspiration from A-listers' romances, start with these 30 Best Celebrity Relationship Quotes.

On Miley

Ryan Reynolds Miley Cyrus tweet

Humor, some light sociopathy, and a deep love for the Cyrus clan all seem to run in the Reynolds family. 

On His Daughter's Milestones

Ryan Reynolds funny tweet bats

It's so cute when babies learn new skills, like vampirism.

On Getting the Snip

Ryan Reynolds funny tweet vasectomy

As Ryan makes clear, the only thing better than raising children is knowing you'll never have to do it again.

On Consent

Ryan Reynolds funny tweet safe word

Ryan knows the importance of ensuring that everything's above board in the bedroom. Even when it's not your bedroom.

On His Parenting Priorities

Ryan Reynolds funny tweet reading

The actor wasn't about to let this fan think he'd gotten the last laugh about his social media presence.

On His Childfree Years

Ryan Reynolds funny parenting tweet

Raising children is wonderful, but being able to do whatever you want all the time is clearly better.

On Secrets

Ryan Reynolds funny tweet secret family

Ryan isn't about to let his career get in the way of his responsibility to his family, even if that means booking last-minute flights to Copenhagen at Christmas. And if you feel the need to keep somethings private, start with the 13 Secrets You Should Always Keep from Your Partner.

On Playing Catch

Ryan Reynolds funny tweet car keys

Teaching your kids to be safe on the road starts with plenty of practice, as Ryan and his lightly-bruised daughter know all too well.

On Family

Ryan Reynolds funny tweet fleek

Note to self: dated slang will not pass muster in the presence of Ryan Reynolds.

On Mindfulness

Ryan Reynolds funny tweet silent shrieking

Inner peace and inner torment all start in the same place.

On Life Coaches

Ryan Reynolds funny tweet life coach

If you're hired a life coach, there's apparently no amount of life coaching that can help you.

On Leisure Activities

Ryan Reynolds funny tweet kite surfing

Having fun and traumatizing your loved ones and the staff at Club Med can go hand-in-hand, as Ryan pointed out in this hilarious tweet.

On Estrangement

Ryan Reynolds funny tweet mom

Cutting toxic people out of your life isn't always easy, but the Deadpool star knows when it's necessary.

On Grooming

Ryan Reynolds funny tweet hair

Just because you love someone unconditionally doesn't mean you need to look like an idiot while doing it, according to the actor.

On Accepting One's Limitations

Ryan Reynolds funny tweet parenting

It's important for a child's development to have their parents talk to them, especially if it's going to be the last thing they hear before daddy leaves for good, as per this funny tweet. And when you want to take your own parenting game up a notch, start with the 20 Easy Ways to Be a (Much) Better Father.

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Sarah Crow
Sarah Crow is a senior editor at Eat This, Not That!, where she focuses on celebrity news and health coverage. Read more
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