30 "Mean Girls" Quotes That Are So Fetch

We would like to take this moment to give a shoutout to Tina Fey for giving us Mean Girls, the film from which we draw constant inspiration of totally fetch things to say. There is an applicable Mean Girls quote for practically every situation. And you can totally sit with us, because we have rounded up the most grool Mean Girls quotes for your viewing or Instagram captioning pleasure.

1. "I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular."
   —Gretchen Wieners
2. "It's not my fault you're, like, in love with me or something!"
   —Cady Heron
3. "It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can always tell when it's going to rain."
   —Karen Smith
4. "I'm not like a regular mom, I'm a cool mom!"
   —Mrs. George
5. "Get in loser, we're going shopping."
   —Regina George
6. "That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets."
   —Damian Leigh
7. "Oh my God, Danny DeVito, I love your work!"
   —Damian Leigh
8. "Is butter a carb?"
   —Regina George
9. "I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy."
   —"She doesn't even go here!"
10. "There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it."
    —Janis Ian
11. "Ex-boyfriends are off-limits to friends. That's just, like, the rules of feminism."
    —Gretchen Wieners
12. "But you're, like, really pretty… So you agree? You think you're really pretty?"
    —Regina George
13. "Made out with a hot dog? Oh my God that was one time!"
    —Amber D'Alessio
14. "Whatever, I'm getting cheese fries."
    —Regina George
15. "On Wednesdays we wear pink."
    —Karen Smith

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16. "Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco!"
    —Damian Leigh
17. "Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by Regina George."
    —Ms. Norbury
18. "She doesn't even go here!"
    —Damian Leigh
19. "You wanna do something fun? Wanna go to Taco Bell?"
    —Karen Smith
20. "The limit does not exist."
    —Cady Heron
21. "That is so fetch!"
    —Gretchen Wieners
22. "I want my pink shirt back!"
    —Damian Leigh
23. "Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab Caesar!"
    —Gretchen Wieners
24. "I can't go out tonight. *fake coughs* "I'm sick."
    —Karen Smith
25. "I'm a mouse. Duh!"
    —Karen Smith
26. "Grool. I meant to say great but then I started to say cool."
    —Cady Heron
27. "Your mom's chest hair!"
    —Janis Ian
28. "One time, she punched me in the face. It was awesome."
    —Bethany Byrd
29. "My Nana takes her wig off when she is drunk."
 "Your Nana and I have that in common."
    —Damian Leigh and Ms. Norbury
30. "Your face smells like peppermint!"
    —Aaron Samuels