30 Easter Jokes to Make Your Whole Family LOL

These egg-squisite Easter jokes are guaranteed to crack you up!

30 Easter Jokes to Make Your Whole Family LOL
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Easter is one of the best holidays for so many reasons. There are egg hunts, and jelly beans, and chocolate, and bunniesnot to mention, priceless time spent with family and friends. But when you think about it, Easter is great for another reason, too: It lends itself extraordinarily well to Easter jokes. After all, there’s no other holiday that involves a giant bunny who distributes baskets of eggs.

So whether you’re gathered around the table and need a few Easter jokes to get everyone laughing or just want to share a laugh at the Easter Bunny’s expense, we’ve rounded up the most egg-squisite Easter jokes guaranteed to crack you up. And for more entertainment beyond Easter jokes, you’ll want to learn the best Easter games to play on Easter Sunday.

Why was the Easter Bunny upset?

He was having a bad hare day!

How can you tell where the Easter Bunny’s been?

Eggs marks the spot!

How did the Easter Bunny make its deliveries so fast?

It used the eggs-press lane!

What did the Easter Bunny order at the coffee shop?

An Eggspreso!

What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?

Hip-hop!

Who tells the best Easter egg jokes?

The comedy-hens!

I was going to tell you a joke about an Easter egg…

But it’s not all it’s cracked up to be!

How long does the Easter Bunny celebrate Easter?

Around the cluck!

How does the Easter Bunny throw a tantrum?

He gets hopping mad!

Why did the Easter egg fail its driving test?

He liked to egg-celerate too much!

How does the Easter Bunny stay fit?

Eggs-ercise!

What did the Easter Bunny say to his Easter egg helpers?

“Let’s hatch a plan to get things done!”

What does the Easter Bunny get for making a basket?

Two points, just like anyone else!

How does the Easter Bunny feel after its made all its deliveries?

Eggs-hausted!

What do you call an Easter Bunny with fleas?

Bugs Bunny!

How do you make Easter easier?

Replace the t with an i!

Why did the Easter egg hide?

He was a little chicken!

How do you know when you’re eating rabbit stew?

When it has hares in it!

Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night?

They don’t want to get beat up!

Where does the Easter Bunny get breakfast?

IHOP!

What’s an Easter egg’s least favorite day of the week?

Good Fry-day!

What’s an Easter Bunny’s favorite type of story?

Anything with a hoppy ending!

Where is the best place to learn about Easter eggs?

The hen-cyclopedia!

What do you call a mischievous Easter egg?

A practical yolker!

What’s an Easter egg’s favorite motivational phrase?

“Stay on the sunny side up!”

What happened to the Easter Bunny at school?

He was eggspelled!

What kind of bunny can’t hop?

A chocolate one!

What do you call a rabbit that tells great jokes?

A funny bunny!

What the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance move?

The bunny hop!

What did you think of these Easter jokes?

They were seriously egg-cellent!

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