Whether you live for your morning latte or drink your brew black as can be, coffee lovers know that a good cup of Joe can turn any day around. (Plus, there are a ton of amazing benefits of coffee, too!) But you know what's even better than regular coffee? Coffee with a dash of humor. To help you out in that regard, we're spilling the beans on some of the best coffee puns around. No matter if you're looking for a morning pick-me-up (after your grandé red-eye, that is) or a caption for your next Instagram, these coffee puns will jump-start your day.
The Best Funny Coffee Puns
- How are excited are you to read some coffee puns? I can't fully espresso my excitement!
- What's a barista's favorite morning mantra? Rise and grind!
- And what should every barista say to their customers? Have a brew-tiful day!
- What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso.
- What did the coffees say before their night out? Let's stir up some trouble!
- What do baristas say to their least-favorite customers? You mocha me crazy!
- What did the coffee say to its date? Hey there, hot stuff!
- What's a barista's favorite exercise at the gym? The French press.
- What's a coffee's favorite karaoke song? Hit Me With your Best Shot!
- And what's its favorite Bob Marley song? Don't Worry, Be Frappé.
- Why was the coffee-shop worker fired? He kept showing up in a Tea-shirt.
- Why did the coffee call the police? Because it was mugged.
- Why did the coffee bean keep checking his watch? Because he was pressed for time.
- How did the coffee show its love? It said, "Words cannot espresso how much you bean to me!"
- What do you call it when you walk into a coffee shop and feel like you've been there before? Déja-brew.
- What did the coffee say about its late assignment? Better latte than never!
- How did Henry VIII like his coffee? Decap.
- How is divorce like espresso? It's bitter and expensive.
- What happens when two coffee lovers disagree on their favorite roast? It turns into a heated debate.
- How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
- What do you do when your partner drinks your coffee? I don't know, but that's certainly grounds for divorce!
- What's a coffee's favorite spell? Espresso Patronum!
- What happened when one friend forgot to brew her pal a coffee? Their friendship came to a bitter end.
- What's the best Beatles' song to play at a coffee shop? Latte Be!
- What did the two coffee lovers say on their wedding day? We were meant to bean together!
