There’s a special kind of bond in female friendship, and while all people are different, some things are universal among gal pals. If you and your buds have ever eaten a shameless amount of pizza or sat around in sweatpants watching bad reality TV on Netflix, you know what we’re talking about.
It’s the degree of comfort around your closest friends that really lets you be your most authentic, grossest self. If you thought you and your clique were alone on this, think again. These are things every woman does with her friends at one point or another. And when you want to make the members of your inner circle laugh, start with these 50 Amazing Jokes You Can Text to Friends.
Share Their Worst Selfies
What’s too nightmarish for Instagram is perfect for your bestie. But nothing compares to the 30 Most Hilarious Celebrity Instagram Photos.
Facebook Creep on Their Crushes
As long as more than one person is doing it, it’s not a big deal. Take things a step beyond creeping with This Guide to Flirting on Instagram.
Collaborate on Texts to Love Interests
You want to come across as flirty, not thirsty. Want to up your own flirting game? Consider these 20 Timeless One-Liners From History’s Extraordinary Women.
Eat an Entire Pizza
That’s per person, by the way. If a whole pizza isn’t enough carbs for you, Here’s How Eating Pasta Can Help You Lose Weight.
Lie About the Time
By now we all know what “leaving in five minutes” really means. While nobody loves that white lie, these are 30 Things Women Always Want to Hear.
Sing as Loudly as Possible
When you’re with your friends, the world is your karaoke bar. Wondering what to sing? Try out the 30 Funniest Lines From Country Songs.
Make a DIY Spa Day
Real friends have seen each other with yogurt all over their faces. Or go all in with the 20 Best Ways to Reduce Wrinkles.
“Borrow” Each Other’s Clothes
Sorry. You’re never getting that shirt back. Among lady friends, it’s one of 20 Everyday Things It’s OK to Lie About.
Go to the Bathroom
If one person’s going, everyone’s going. But it’s not okay to go to the bathroom when the bill arrives. Check out 12 Things Women Need to Stop Doing on Dates.
Diagnose Each Other
Who needs WebMD when your friends can make uneducated guesses about what’s wrong with you? Before you consult your makeshift MD, make sure they know the 30 Worst Women’s Health Myths That Need to Die.
Send Screenshots of Texts From Crushes
There’s a big difference between “hahaha” and “lol.”
Yoga Followed by Bottomless Brunch
Life’s all about striking a balance.
Give Everyone a Code Name
It’s important to know if you’re talking about Bald Dan or Danger Dan.
Be Brutally Honest
Yes, those pants make your calves look freakish.
Participate in Reverse Competitions
No, I live like the world’s youngest grandma.
Converse Entirely in GIFs and Emojis
Why say it with words when you can say it with pictures?
Create and Abandon Elaborate Exercise Goals
Thinking about running a marathon has to count for something, right?
Get Outfit Approval
It’s perfectly normal to send a picture of an outfit asking if you look ridiculous or not.
Some Spanx are better than others.
Dish on In-Laws
Keep family business in the family. And friends are like extended family. Ipso facto….
Text From Across the Room
First person to laugh at an inappropriate moment loses.
Sometimes you can just sense when everyone secretly wants a sweatpants night.
Try on the Worst Clothes
As long as you’re out shopping, may as well try on all the puffy shirts for a laugh.
Watch the Worst Television
Don’t let anyone tell you bingeing Long Island Medium with friends isn’t a good time.
Share Embarrassing Tinder Messages
One person’s mortifying experience should be everyone’s laughter.
Vent Serious Invectives
Sometimes you need to put the ladylike behavior aside and tell your friends how you really feel about someone.
You can’t complain about drooping eyelids to just anybody.
Share Other People’s Secrets
Obviously “don’t tell anybody” doesn’t include partners and best friends.
Detail Skin Care Regimens
That includes the part about removing chin hairs.
Send a Bombardment of Texts
Why send one long text when you can send three words at a time? For more relatable laughs, check out 30 Hilarious Tweets Every Parent Can Relate To.
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