This 10-Year-Old Girl's Demanding Christmas Wish List Will Crack You Up
Her many requests include an iPhone 11, a Chanel purse, $4,000, and some "asenchal" oils.
If you thought that the 2019 Goop Holiday Gift Guide was extravagant, wait until you see what this 10-year-old girl wants Santa to bring her this year. Her father, Twitter user @A_Johnson412, shared the hilariously demanding Christmas wish list online, and it includes—among many things—an iPhone 11, a new MacBook Air, "asenchal" oil, a Chanel purse, and a real bunny. Oh, and $4,000, presumably in cash.
My 10 year old daughter must be out of her mind with this Christmas list 😒😒😒 pic.twitter.com/Qqsje79rda
— @A_Johnson412 (@a_johnson412) November 13, 2019
Some of the other highlights include Pink Puma sneakers, Gucci slide sandals, checkerboard-printed Vans, "purfum," a Go Pro, pink duct tape, glue, food coloring, laundry detergent, new bedsheets, and an alarm clock. So she's really blending the luxurious with the practical.
The tweet was shared on Nov. 13, and it instantly went viral, gaining more than 20,000 retweets and 108,000 likes in just two days.
People are loving this girl's pure sass.
Sneaking in that 4K at the bottom is a rockstar move.
— Ryan Lehmeier (@R_Lehmeier) November 13, 2019
She knows what she's worth and she's not willing to settle for less.
An alarm clock, Gucci slides and some laundry detergent? Mama has range and her priorities in check!
— kam bam (@ItsKamillah) November 14, 2019
She is a living legend and we could all learn a thing or two from her.
4000 dollars and the Chanel purs is iconic
— JADD 🔱 (@j4dds) November 14, 2019
After all, you know what they say: "You can't get what you don't ask for."
Just watch out 'cause next year that bunny's going to make a list too. "Rolex. Maserati. 4,000 Karuts." pic.twitter.com/5fJvoimMoy
— Susan Ranes (@Susan_Ranes) November 15, 2019
Granted, given that her father captioned the tweet by saying that his "daughter must be out of her mind with this Christmas list," it seems unlikely that all of her demands will be met. But he better come prepared for some serious negotiating, because this little girl put "clothes for bunny" several lines after "a real bunny." Clearly, she's one to think ahead.
was gonna say how 4,000 dollars was funny- but right above that is "clothes for bunny" and now I'm actually just deceased 🤣 she's got a PLAN
— Misguided Merman~ ⭐️ (@misguidedmerman) November 15, 2019
Even if she doesn't get everything she wanted, the important thing is that she shot her shot. And we applaud her!
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