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50 Designer Brand Names You're Probably Mispronouncing

Never screw up "Moschino" and "Givenchy" again.

We've all been there. You pool all of your money for the month on a gorgeous designer dress or custom tailored suit for a big event. You show up to said event, feeling like a million bucks, radiating your best possible self. Someone comes to compliment you, of course, and then asks, "Who are you wearing?"

You falter. Your heart pounds. Your palms start to sweat. You realize you have no idea how to actually pronounce the name of the designer, and now, in one second, you've been demoted from the king/queen of the palace to a complete and utter peasant fool.

And the worst part is that, every year, new designers with equally indecipherable names sprout on the fashion scene. You've only just mastered Givenchy and now you've got Yohji Yamamoto to deal with. Luckily, we've compiled this handy guide, so you don't end up with egg on your face at your next fashion-forward brunch. And for more great style tips, here are 14 Must-Have Looks from the Year's Most Anticipated Movies. 

1
Aritzia

The right way to pronounce it: uh-RI-tsi-ya

2
Anna Sui

The right way to pronounce it: anna swee

3
Ann Demeulemeester

The right way to pronounce it: ann de-mule-eh-meester

4
Azzedine Alaia

The right way to pronounce it: azz-eh-deen ah-lie-ah

5
Badgley Mischka

The right way to pronounce it: badge-lee meesh-kah

6
Balenciaga

The right way to pronounce it: bah-len-see-ah-gah

7
Balmain

The right way to pronounce it: bahl-mahhhhn

8
Bottega Veneta

The right way to pronounce it: bow-tay-guh vah-netta

9
Christian Lacroix

The right way to pronounce it: kreestyan luh-kwa

10
Christian Louboutin

The right way to pronounce it: kreestyan loo-boo-tan

11
Comme des Garçons

The right way to pronounce it: comb de gar-sohn

12
Dolce & Gabbana

The right way to pronounce it: dol-chey and gab-ana

13
Dries Van Noten

The right way to pronounce it: drees van know-ten

14
Ermenegildo Zegna

The right way to pronounce it: er-me-ne-geel-do zen-ya

15
Frederic Fekkai

The right way to pronounce it: fre-de-reek fe-kai

16
Guess by Marciano

The right way to pronounce it: guess by mar-chee-a-no

17
Giambattista Valli

The right way to pronounce it: gee-am-bah-tease-ta vah-lee

18
Givenchy

The right way to pronounce it: zhee-von-shee

19
Guerlain

The right way to pronounce it: ghor-lehng

20
Henri Bendel

The right way to pronounce it: hen-ree ben-del

21
Hermès

The right way to pronounce it: er-mez

22
Hervé Léger

The right way to pronounce it: air-vay lay-jah

23
Hussein Chalayan

The right way to pronounce it: hoo-sane sha-lion

24
Issey Miyake

The right way to pronounce it: iss-ee mee-yah-key

25
Jean Paul Gaultier

The right way to pronounce it: zhon paul go-tee-ay

26
Junya Watanabe

The right way to pronounce it: jun-yah wat-an-ah-be

27
Kinder Aggugini

The right way to pronounce it: kinder ag-ooh-gee-nee

28
Lanvin

The right way to pronounce it: lahn-vahn

29
Loewe

The right way to pronounce it: loh-wev-eh

30
Louis Vuitton

The right way to pronounce it: loo-wee vee-tahn

31
Lululemon

The right way to pronounce it: loo-loo-le-mon

32
L'Wren Scott

The right way to pronounce it: la-ren scott

33
Manolo Blahnik

The right way to pronounce it: mah-no-lo Bla-nik

34
Marchesa

The right way to pronounce it: mar-kay-zah

35
Massimo Dutti

The right way to pronounce it: mah-see-mo doo-tee

36
Miele

The right way to pronounce it: meal-uh

37
Miu Miu

The right way to pronounce it: mew-mew

38
Monique Lhuillier

The right way to pronounce it: monique le-hu-lee-ay

39
Moschino

The right way to pronounce it: mos-key-no

40
Olivier Theyskens

The right way to pronounce it: oh-liv-ee-ay tay-skins

41
Porsche

The right way to pronounce it: por-shya

42
Rochas

The right way to pronounce it: row-shahs

43
Salvatore Ferragamo

The right way to pronounce it: sal-vah-tor-re fer-ra-gah-moh

44
Sonia Rykiel

The right way to pronounce it: sewn-yah ree-key-el

45
Stuart Weitzman

The right way to pronounce it: stoo-art why-ts-min

46
Thakoon

The right way to pronounce it: tah-koon

47
Van Cleef & Arpels

The right way to pronounce it: van kleef and ahr-PELL

48
Versace

The right way to pronounce it: vur-sah-chee

49
Yves Saint Laurent

The right way to pronounce it: eve san lau-ron

50
Yohji Yamamoto

The right way to pronounce it: yoh-jee yam-ah-mo-to

And, if you want to be real fancy, it's za-GAT, not zah-gat, and AH-di-das, not uh-di-das.

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Diana Bruk
Diana is a senior editor who writes about sex and relationships, modern dating trends, and health and wellness. Read more
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