Never let them get the last word.
These roasts will get both of you laughing.
These gags will satisfy your silly humor.
Spice up your next cocktail party.
This list is fire.
It's called the luck of the Irish for a reason.
Don't get left in the past.
Think twice before signing that birth certificate.
Show the community who you really are.
Send her to sleep with a smile.
Don't sleep on your Tinder bios.
Putting yourself first should come easy.
Send them a positive message to start their day.
Plus their unique definitions.
Let them know how you really feel.
Be the envy of everyone else on the road.
Never run out of the right words again.
These simple morning messages can go a long way.
A good character deserves a powerful name.
An unlikely sequence of events indeed.