30 Things No Husband Ever Wants to Hear

1 | "We need to talk."

Yikes. Even if you really do need to talk, this isn't a great way to start a serious conversation. "This is really the king of all phrases that strikes dread in the hearts of men," says Jill Murray, PhD a licensed psychotherapist and author. "It always means that there is going to be a difficult conversation, and it's probably not going to go well for the man. The fear of the unknown and the accompanying dread makes it worse." And if your relationship is going swimmingly, consider elevating things by embracing your wilder side. 

2 | "You should know how I'm feeling."

No matter how well your husband knows you, he probably can't guess your exact emotions. "Humans aren't natural mind readers, and guys tend to be less socially and emotionally aware than women," notes David Bennett, a certified counselor and relationship expert. "So, your husband may not know what you're feeling unless you tell him, and having him guess when you could tell him just comes across as if you're playing a game." Playing this guessing game is definitely one of the 40 Worst Mistakes Married People Make.

3 | "Why don't you ever…?"

"No matter what the end of this question is, it is already overflowing with negative connotations and shame before the subject is even delivered," notes Britanny Burr, a love and relationship expert. "Asking someone why they don't do something that you would like them to do is not going to make them want to do it; it is merely shaming them and making them feel poorly about something they may not have known you wanted." So instead of saying: ‘Why don't you ever take me out to dinner anymore?' Try: ‘Wouldn't it be fun to go for dinner sometime this week?'

4 | "I hate your friends."

Even if you're not crazy about his buddies (or perhaps one buddy in particular), it's best not to just flat out say that you hate them. "Men's friendships with other men are tenuous. It's even harder to extend these relationships once a man is in a committed romantic one," explains Justin Lioi, LCSW, a men's mental health and relationship expert. "There are limits, and a woman should certainly not put up with negative demeaning behavior, but many of the men I work with feel isolated outside of their primary relationship." So even if you're not crazy about your husband's friends, as long as they're not disrespectful, it's better not to mention it. You don't want to be known as overly negative so here are 30 Ways to Be a (Much) Better Wife.

5 | "You need a better job."

"No one needs to hear things in a direct way that makes them feel bad about themselves," says Stef Safran, a dating and matchmaking expert. Regardless of whether you think they can do better on the career-front, saying it this bluntly won't get you very far. "You need to find ways to talk to them without putting them down. Suggesting some goals is a better way to deal with them instead of flat out stating something negative about them or their habits."

6 | "You never help around the house."

"This is one of the worst things you can say to your husband, says Erica Gordon, dating coach and author. "Even if you feel as though he doesn't do much to help around the house, he most likely does some things, and so by saying that he never does anything you're showcasing that you don't notice when he does do things." The best way to ask him to do more is to acknowledge what he's already done, praise him for it, and after doing that, simply ask for help with specific tasks when you need it.

7 | "We need some space."

Much like number one on this list, this phrase indicates that something is very, very wrong. "While this can often be a useful strategy in a relationship, it's important for both partners to understand why some time apart could be useful," says Alex Hedger, a cognitive behavioral therapist and Clinical Director of Dynamic You Therapy Clinics. "Unless both fully understand the rationale and the possible benefits that could come from downtime, then it can seem like a threatening thing to hear in a relationship." Sometimes saying something like "we need some space" can be heard as "I'm getting ready to end our relationship." If the other kind of space is challenging your relationship, take a look at the 30 Secrets of Long-Distance Relationships.

8 | "You're not listening to me."

"Instead of assuming they didn't hear you, you can nicely ask if they are listening," says Rori Sassoon, matchmaker and CEO of PlatinumPoire. Instead of starting out with an accusation, check in with them and ask them what they have going on that has them distracted.

9 | "I don't want to talk about it."

This might seem like a non-dramatic thing to say, but it can actually make them feel worse about whatever is going on. "Studies show that the silent treatment is harmful to relationships," Bennett notes. "If your husband wants to know what's wrong, and your go-to response is to shut down the conversation, it's going to make him frustrated and hurt."

10 | "What are you thinking about?"

"Men usually aren't thinking about anything that would remotely interest woman: who's going to win the Super Bowl, what was the name of that cute server at Applebee's 15 years ago, am I going to have sex tonight, etc." says Dr. Murray. Plus, asking this question can put a lot of pressure on them to come up with something acceptable quickly. "Men usually aren't thinking about the ‘right' thing that women want them to think about: the woman, their relationship, planning her birthday dinner. So, there isn't going to be a correct or good-enough answer to the question and he's destined to fail."

11 | "You're being ridiculous."

It's not always easy for guys to share their feelings, so saying something that invalidates them in this way is a no-go. "Being heard, empathized with, and 'validated' are crucial to a healthy relationship," Hedger says. "Statements like ‘you're being ridiculous' demonstrate that someone is either struggling to or unwilling to empathize. This often leads to a position of confrontation with the other partner feeling that they have to justify their thoughts or feelings." Hedger suggests sticking to "I" statements instead of "you" ones in moments of conflict. For example, ‘I don't understand why you feel that way,' would be a good substitute, here.

12 | "I hate your family."

"He may hate his family, too, but deep down he knows that he came from them and they are a part of him—whether they are actively present in your life or not," Lioi says. "This comes down to identity. Talk about the qualities in his family that you want to make sure the two of you don't replicate, but just a blanket condemnation of people may get in the way of him working through his own feelings for the flawed parents or siblings he has."

13 | "You better..."

"Unless this is said playfully and in the bedroom, this phrase will likely not go over smoothly," Sassoon says. If you want him to do something, just ask nicely.

14 | "This is your fault."

Placing all of the blame on someone else isn't a great way to work through problems, especially when the person you're speaking to is a guy. "Making a blanket statement of blame can cause a man to unplug from the marriage," says Michelle Frankel, Founder & Chief Love Officer of NYCity Matchmaking. "It is extremely important for couples to solve problems as a team, rather than hold one partner responsible. If you want to make changes to how they might have done something, there are much better ways to say it."

15 | "If you don't like it, leave."

Ultimatums don't generally go over well with husbands. "This all-or-nothing approach to relationships is a manipulative conversation-killer, as it leave you with no reasonable way to respond," says Dr. Jess O'Reilly, Astroglide's resident sexologist. It's best to avoid this kind of demand at all costs.

16 | "You can't understand what I'm going through."

This is especially true when it come to pregnancy and early parenting, Lioi says. "Of course they can't, and they know it. But they want to find a way in, and there's a battle between asking permission because a woman who has defined herself by the type of mother she is may see the nurturing father as taking over her place. He is often walking on eggshells as he is trying to be the dad he may not have had—and didn't have a model for."

17 | "You're just like my ex."

Comparing him to a past lover can be hurtful, even for guys with thick skin. "Most times in life, comparisons are unhelpful to us psychologically," Hedger explains. "Sadly, they are also often easy things to make. We all have what psychologists call 'rules and expectations' for how life should be, and making comparisons is one way to check out if we're living the type of life we expect to. Unfortunately, comparing a partner to a previous partner often causes fear and resentment. It can also prevent the partner who is making the comparison from experiencing their current relationship fully and healthily."

18 | "I'm fine."

"Nothing is worse than the ‘I'm fine,' says Frankel. "It says to your husband that you can't trust him enough to say how you really feel, or that he just can't understand your feelings at all." If you're not actually fine, then say so.

19 | "_____'s husband always..."

Again with the comparisons. "This phrase is never uttered simply for the sake of sharing information," Burr points out. "If you are telling your husband what someone else's husband has done for them, it is likely that you are doing so to draw a comparison between your husband and this individual (even if subconsciously)." Every relationships is different, so this doesn't really accomplish anything. "If your friend or coworker's husband is constantly doing something that you'd like your husband to do, ask him and leave the other guy out of it, plain and simple!"

20 | Do you think she's prettier than me?

See also: "Does this dress make me look fat?" "No man wants to hear this," Sassoon says. "He wants you to believe you are the most confident woman. If you're confident in your beauty, he will be a believer too." Take that newfound confidence and use some simple ways to spice up your relationship with your phone.

21 | "You got a, uh, haircut."

Men don't always go to the same barber-slash-stylist. Sometimes, they go to wherever is most convenient. Sometimes men go in desperation when the sideburns get too fluffy. Sometimes they go—and the cut stinks. But we deal—and don't need to hear how bad it is—and then move on to the next one.

22 | "Why on earth did your mom….?"

Yes, the wife needs to vent in this clash of familial titans, but a man standing between his mom and wife is like having two fire hoses firing into his ears. In these conflicts, he can't win—and while he'll take the side of his wife, please understand that these are rough seas to navigate.

23 | "I hate to keep harping, but…"

He knows she has high standards and tries to meet them, but he sometimes spaces out—and well, the actual mathematical equation is this: the more you rag him, the less motivated he is to change.

24 | "Can you pick up the phone when I call?"

Common courtesy does, in fact, dictate for him to do so, but sometimes, he gets pulled away—even if he texted her 13 seconds earlier. Don't take it as avoidance, but that he's managing the best he can.

25 | "You need to…"

He doesn't need to do what she thinks he should do. He wants to help. He wants to please her. He wants to do right by her. But he doesn't need to do anything. Except fill up his tumbler the minute she says this.

26 | "How much have you had to drink?"

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27 | "You better make this green light."

Telling him to drive the way she wants him to drive feels like a public flog. He's done an okay job up to this point and he drives this route 82 times a week, so he doesn't need to be GPS-voiced at every turn. And for help with making driving a bit less stressful, don't miss these 6 Genius Driving Secrets That Could Save Your Life.

28 | "Hurry up."

[multiple interpretations]

29 | "How do these pants fit?"

He. Can't. Win. No. Matter. What. He. Says. Unless. It's. "Great!"

30 | "Stop looking at your phone."

She's 400 percent right that he needs to stop being so connected to technology, but maybe he is dealing with something that, yeah, is kind of important. Better to work through some compromises at another time than to admonish him like he's a bouncing-off-the-wall kindergartener.

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