The 30 Funniest Words in the English Language—And How to Use Them
These fantysheeny words will bumfuzzle all your friends!
The English language is pretty wild. And by that, we mean it includes some wacky words that seem too weird to be real—and yet absolutely are. So if you appreciate a varied vocabulary and would like to embrace a wider range of words, then you're in luck! We can help you bumfuzzle your friends with the funniest words that are undeniably fantysheeny and will leave you in a finifugal mood. If you don't believe us—or have any clue what that means—then take a peek below to learn the funniest words in the English language and how to use them.
We all find ourselves confused and flustered from time to time, perhaps even to the point where we might describe ourselves as perplexed. But if those words don't quite capture your bewildered state of mind, then you may want to use the term bumfuzzle.
Example: "That movie was bumfuzzling and left me, well, bumfuzzled."
While a winklepicker sounds like it should refer to someone who picks winkles (whatever those might be), a winklepicker is, in fact, a shoe or boot that features a sharp-pointed toe.
Example: "I've been looking for the perfect winklepicker to go with these pants."
A perfect example of a word that sounds like its meaning, hullaballoo refers to a ruckus or a loud bruhaha or uproar that usually leans on the unpleasant side and is unappreciated by anyone who witnesses it.
Example: "The hullaballoo was totally wild."
Blah, blah, blah, some people like to drone on for as long as others are willing to listen and there are those particular kinds of mind-numbing conversations that never seem to end. Meaningless arguments and worthless chatter—whether done by talking or writing—is called argle-bargle.
Example: "This is just a bunch of pointless argle-bargle."
Scottish musicians are well-known for their skill with the bagpipes, but they're not as famous for their talents with the doodlesack. And that's kind of funny considering this funniest word is just another word for bagpipes.
Example: "What songs do you like to play on a doodlesack?"
Slang is one thing, but people who indulge in gobbledygook are a lot like turkeys who also gobble, gobble, gobble, or use language that is basically incomprehensible.
Example: "He sure likes to go on and on with the gobbledygook."
If you like everything in your world to be perfectly balanced or appreciate even numbers and identical amounts, then you like things to be eeksie-peeksie, which is a term for equal.
Example: "I think it should be eeksie–peeksie for each of us."
No one would blame you for thinking that nudiusterian had something to do with being naked, perhaps a cheeky lifestyle that rejects clothes. But the word has nothing to do with showing off your body. Instead, it refers to the day before yesterday.
Example: "I went to work on that nudiustertian morning.
Although we no longer toss garbage out of the windows the way people did years ago, it's still helpful to know that if you hear someone shout "gardyloo" then you better watch out for flying trash since that's the appropriate warning to use.
Example: "Gardyloo and watch out!"
This is another word that might make you blush until you find out its perfectly innocent meaning. Tittynope is what you call a small amount of something that's simply leftover.
Example: "There's a tittynope of sugar in the bowl."
If you know someone who's rather lazy and fails to show any sort of enthusiasm or ambition, then they're lackadaisical. It's probably one of the funniest words because of all those syllables.
Example: "My coworker never gets his work done because he's lackadaisical."
Snickersnee is certainly a funny word, but the item behind its meaning is no joke. The term refers to a large (and obviously super sharp) knife.
Example: "That's not a snickersnee. This is a snickersnee."
Some people are unreliable and don't seem to be bothered by their own silly vibe. And while we generally accept that they're the flighty ones among us, you could also call that certain someone a flibbertigibbet.
Example: "My flibbertigibbet friend failed to show up again."
If you like the finer things in life—and like to show them off—then you appreciate anything that's fantysheeny, which is a word that can be used for someone or something that's fancy or even ostentatious.
Example: "Her house was filled with fantysheeny furniture."
If something is askew, awry, or lined up in a way that's not totally straight, such as diagonally—basically, slightly off-center or not quite right—then it's not just annoying, you could say it's cattywampus.
Example: "The books on the desk are all cattywampus."
If you know that "woe" is a word for sadness, then it might seem like woebegone is a term for wanting sadness to go away. But since "begone" is actually an old word for being within something, it turns out that woebegone is actually one of the funniest words for being in a sad state.
Example: "He was left woebegone, but hopeful."
It may seem like pretentious nonsense to use a word that sounds like taradiddle to describe, well, pretentious nonsense, but it would certainly suitable since that's exactly what taradiddle means.
Example: "His stories are more taradiddle than truth."
The next time you're thinking about getting a new pet, perhaps you'll consider a Maltipoo, which is a cross-breed originating from a Maltese terrier and a miniature or toy poodle. Otherwise, you could also consider a Puggle (a pug and beagle mix) or a Dorgi (a dachshund and corgi cross). It's one of the funniest words for obvious reasons.
Example: "I just adopted the cutest multipoo puppy."
Cartoon character Elmer Fudd was famous for calling Bugs Bunny a "wascally wabbit," which we assumed was because of his particular way of speaking. But perhaps he was actually using the word wabbit, which means weary or exhausted.
Example: "You wabbit rabbit."
When your insides make a little noise, you can accurately call that borborygmus. That's the word for the noisy rumbling and gurgling that comes from your midsection. It's caused by fluids or gas moving in your intestines.
Example: "Can you hear my belly borborygmus?"
If you're looking for a new pastime and prefer extreme endeavors, you could take up skydiving or white water rafting. But you might want to try funambulism instead, which is another way to say tightrope walking.
Example: "I always thought funambulism looked fun—but I'm afraid of heights, so no thanks."
Counterclockwise is rather fun to say, but take things up a notch wonky word-wise when referring to which way you're heading by saying that your walking widdershins, which is another word for counterclockwise.
Example: "I took a path widdershins through the forest."
If you're experiencing stomach pain or queasiness, whether it's due to illness or anxiety, then you're feeling collywobbles, a term for that icky feeling.
Example: "I have some collywobbles happening in my tummy."
While the word looks rather complicated, it's meaning is simple. Quomodocunquizing is a way to describe something (or someone) who makes money in any way possible.
Example: "He's a quomodocunquizing businessperson."
When you combine two vowel sounds together in one word to create something a little different, then you're using a diphthong.
Example: "The sound 'oy' in boy or toy is a diphthong. So is the 'ou' in you or loud."
If you were given the task of coming up with a word to describe a person who likes to ramble on, then you might opt for something like bloviate, which is the perfect term for your local windbag.
Example: "That guy couldn't resist bloviating at the party."
While gibbons are the adorable primates that spend their days swinging through the rain forest, gubbins is something totally different. Instead of being cute creatures, they're miscellaneous bits and pieces or gadgets.
Example: "The drawer is filled with random gubbins."
There are plenty of terms for people who like to use words to their full extent (or perhaps even overuse language), which is why we also have blatherskite to describe the kind of person who can't self-edit and cares more about making noise than making sense.
Example: "My ex is a boring blatherskite."
Any time you cross paths with someone who's a snollygoster, then it's time to head in the other direction. Although they may be a person who's shrewd, they're also more likely to be the villain than the hero, which means you'll want to be wary.
Example: "My nemesis is a snollygoster."
Finifugal is not only a fear of finishing things, it's also the term you can put into use any time you get the desire to prolong a final moment or prevent a seemingly inevitable ending.
Example: "I have a finifugal vibe towards this funniest words piece I'm reading on Best Life.