The Most Boring Town in Every State

By all measures, America is a pretty cool place. But if you venture too far from the main attractions—the bustling metropolises, the quaint vacation destinations, the jaw-dropping natural wonders—you can find yourself in some achingly drab territory. We're talking towns where the average age is higher than the speed limit, where most of the citizens are married (with kids!), and where the number of restaurants and venues can be counted on your fingers.

Now, that's not to say there's nothing to do in such towns; of course, every place has its charms. But there are some spots where you can count on having very, very little to do. Drawing on data from the U.S. Census and American Community Survey, we examined which places in each state have the highest median ages, the fewest number of things to do, and the lowest population density—making it a decent chance you'll have trouble finding tons and tons of fun. (In some cases, exact figures were not available for the individual town, so if a certain field is marked with an asterisk, the data relates to the county in which the place is located.)

To be crystal-clear, we didn't hand-select these towns. Everything here is based on qualitative figures, as fed through an algorithm. It's also essential to note that these towns aren't all boring in the same way; some scored higher because there's very little to do there, while others scored higher because there are so few people to do anything with. Each factor was weighed in coming up with the final decision on which town is the most boring town in your state. Hey, you can't argue with data. And for more fascinating knowledge about your state, check out The Most Famous Celebrity From Your State.

Population: 1,664
Size (square miles): 6.52
Density (people per square mile): 255.21
Median Age: 43.3
Percent of Population Over 65: 18.6
Percent of Family Households: 63.8
Number of Entertainment spots: 1
Number of Hotels/Restaurants: 4

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Population: 2,475
Size (square miles): 3,462
Density (people per square mile): 0.68
Median Age: 49.2
Percent of Population Over 65: 24.75
Percent of Family Households: 22.4
Number of Entertainment spots: 1
Number of Hotels/Restaurants: 6

Population: 3,669
Size (square miles): 36.3
Density (people per square mile): 101.07
Median Age: 70.2
Percent of Population Over 65: 71.4
Percent of Family Households: 53.8
Number of Entertainment spots: 0
Number of Hotels/Restaurants: 21

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Population: 2,312
Size (square miles): 4.98
Density (people per square mile): 464.26
Median Age: 57.7
Percent of Population Over 65: 35.6
Percent of Family Households: 59.5
Number of Entertainment spots*: 6
Number of Hotels/Restaurants*: 30

Population: 4,589
Size (square miles): 9.1
Density (people per square mile): 504.29
Median Age: 54.4
Percent of Population Over 65: 30.9
Percent of Family Households: 71.8
Number of Entertainment spots: 3
Number of Hotels/Restaurants: 5

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Population: 748
Size (square miles): 15.47
Density (people per square mile): 48.35
Median Age: 43.9
Percent of Population Over 65: 21.0
Percent of Family Households: 52.5
Number of Entertainment spots: 3
Number of Hotels/Restaurants: 12

Population: 2,477
Size (square miles): 5
Density (people per square mile): 516.04
Median Age: 57.3
Percent of Population Over 65: 36.4
Percent of Family Households: 62.4
Number of Entertainment spots*: 102
Number of Hotels/Restaurants*: 421

Population: 2,961
Size (square miles): 4.72
Density (people per square mile): 627.33
Median Age: 67.1
Percent of Population Over 65: 58.2
Percent of Family Households: 56.4
Number of Entertainment spots: 5
Number of Hotels/Restaurants: 35

Population: 6,311
Size (square miles): 40.45
Density (people per square mile): 156.02
Median Age: 54.8
Percent of Population Over 65: 37.6
Percent of Family Households: 66.8
Number of Entertainment spots: 3
Number of Hotels/Restaurants: 18

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Population: 9,690
Size (square miles): 13.9
Density (people per square mile): 697.12
Median Age: 37.4
Percent of Population Over 65: 21
Percent of Family Households: 59.7
Number of Entertainment spots: 2
Number of Hotels/Restaurants: 50

Population: 1,381
Size (square miles): 5.9
Density (people per square mile): 234.07
Median Age: 49.4
Percent of Population Over 65: 14.6
Percent of Family Households: 70.4
Number of Entertainment spots*: 69
Number of Hotels/Restaurants*: 430

Population: 903
Size (square miles): 1.08
Density (people per square mile): 836.11
Median Age: 48.3
Percent of Population Over 65: 26.4
Percent of Family Households: 62.2
Number of Entertainment spots: 5
Number of Hotels/Restaurants: 14

Population: 822
Size (square miles): 0.5
Density (people per square mile): 1,644.00
Median Age: 47
Percent of Population Over 65: 23.6
Percent of Family Households: 47
Number of Entertainment spots: 2
Number of Hotels/Restaurants: 5

Population: 1,219
Size (square miles): 1.42
Density (people per square mile): 858.45
Median Age: 55.4
Percent of Population Over 65: 32.8
Percent of Family Households: 46.5
Number of Entertainment spots*: 13
Number of Hotels/Restaurants*: 33

Population: 2,005
Size (square miles): 1.88
Density (people per square mile): 1,066.49
Median Age: 48.6
Percent of Population Over 65: 27.1
Percent of Family Households: 61
Number of Entertainment spots*: 3
Number of Hotels/Restaurants*: 6

Population: 894
Size (square miles): 1.01
Density (people per square mile): 885.15
Median Age: 46.6
Percent of Population Over 65: 23.7
Percent of Family Households: 59.8
Number of Entertainment spots*: 2
Number of Hotels/Restaurants*: 7

Population: 2,576
Size (square miles): 7.8
Density (people per square mile): 330.26
Median Age: 40.8
Percent of Population Over 65: 11.3
Percent of Family Households: 59.2
Number of Entertainment spots: 1
Number of Hotels/Restaurants: 12

Population: 9,367
Size (square miles): 2.49
Density (people per square mile): 3,761.85
Median Age: 44.8
Percent of Population Over 65: 19.2
Percent of Family Households: 66.4
Number of Entertainment spots: 5
Number of Hotels/Restaurants: 33

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Population: 4,077
Size (square miles): 71.18
Density (people per square mile): 57.28
Median Age: 49.5
Percent of Population Over 65: 24.3
Percent of Family Households: 63.2
Number of Entertainment spots: 3
Number of Hotels/Restaurants: 8

Population: 16,606
Size (square miles): 11.58
Density (people per square mile): 1,434.02
Median Age: 43.3
Percent of Population Over 65: 23.5
Percent of Family Households: 60.8
Number of Entertainment spots: 0
Number of Hotels/Restaurants: 81

Population: 44,325
Size (square miles): 76.3
Density (people per square mile): 580.93
Median Age: 48.2
Percent of Population Over 65: 22.9
Percent of Family Households: 63.4
Number of Entertainment spots: 40
Number of Hotels/Restaurants: 196

Population: 391
Size (square miles): 0.63
Density (people per square mile): 620.63
Median Age: 57.8
Percent of Population Over 65: 38.6
Percent of Family Households: 56.3
Number of Entertainment spots*: 8
Number of Hotels/Restaurants*: 26

Population: 11,253
Size (square miles): 10.05
Density (people per square mile): 1,119.70
Median Age: 50.4
Percent of Population Over 65: 21.8
Percent of Family Households: 73.2
Number of Entertainment spots: 7
Number of Hotels/Restaurants: 16

Population: 1,039
Size (square miles): 1.82
Density (people per square mile): 570.88
Median Age: 38
Percent of Population Over 65: 15.4
Percent of Family Households: 61.6
Number of Entertainment spots*: 1
Number of Hotels/Restaurants*: 3

Population: 5,443
Size (square miles): 7.64
Density (people per square mile): 712.43
Median Age: 54.9
Percent of Population Over 65: 27
Percent of Family Households: 77.1
Number of Entertainment spots: 6
Number of Hotels/Restaurants: 13

Population: 684
Size (square miles): 0.8
Density (people per square mile): 855.00
Median Age: 49.9
Percent of Population Over 65: 34.9
Percent of Family Households: 52.5
Number of Entertainment spots*: 2
Number of Hotels/Restaurants*: 16

Population: 2,367
Size (square miles): 2.1
Density (people per square mile): 1,127.14
Median Age: 42.6
Percent of Population Over 65: 25.6
Percent of Family Households: 57.2
Number of Entertainment spots*: 1
Number of Hotels/Restaurants*: 9

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Population: 546
Size (square miles): 0.8
Density (people per square mile): 682.50
Median Age: 51.3
Percent of Population Over 65: 31
Percent of Family Households: 55.6
Number of Entertainment spots*: 9
Number of Hotels/Restaurants*: 14

Population: 2,788
Size (square miles): 75.3
Density (people per square mile): 37.03
Median Age: 50.1
Percent of Population Over 65: 22.7
Percent of Family Households: 58.3
Number of Entertainment spots: 6
Number of Hotels/Restaurants: 31

Population: 951
Size (square miles): 0.155
Density (people per square mile): 6135.48
Median Age 52
Percent of Population Over 65: 26.3
Percent of Family Households: 57.2
Number of Entertainment spots*: 38
Number of Hotels/Restaurants*: 998

Population: 571
Size (square miles): 0.50
Density (people per square mile): 1,142.00
Median Age 35
Percent of Population Over 65: 24.2
Percent of Family Households: 56.6
Number of Entertainment spots*: 2
Number of Hotels/Restaurants*: 12

Population: 6,752
Size (square miles): 1.5
Density (people per square mile): 4,501.33
Median Age: 47.6
Percent of Population Over 65: 21.4
Percent of Family Households: 72.6
Number of Entertainment spots: 1
Number of Hotels/Restaurants: 15

Population: 18,023
Size (square miles): 19.9
Density (people per square mile): 905.68
Median Age: 41.7
Percent of Population Over 65: 22.3
Percent of Family Households: 69.9
Number of Entertainment spots: 5
Number of Hotels/Restaurants: 39

Population: 979
Size (square miles): 1.45
Density (people per square mile): 675.17
Median Age: 53.2
Percent of Population Over 65: 33.2
Percent of Family Households: 57.9
Number of Entertainment spots*: 3
Number of Hotels/Restaurants: 10

Population: 2,269
Size (square miles): 9.1
Density (people per square mile): 249.34
Median Age: 52
Percent of Population Over 65: 24.1
Percent of Family Households: 59.5
Number of Entertainment spots: 2
Number of Hotels/Restaurants: 22

Population: 6,791
Size (square miles): 9.3
Density (people per square mile): 730.22
Median Age: 55.4
Percent of Population Over 65: 36.5
Percent of Family Households: 62.8
Number of Entertainment spots: 7
Number of Hotels/Restaurants: 27

Population: 436
Size (square miles): 0.79
Density (people per square mile): 551.90
Median Age: 59.1
Percent of Population Over 65: 39.2
Percent of Family Households: 55.4
Number of Entertainment spots*: 1
Number of Hotels/Restaurants*: 5

Population: 7,774
Size (square miles): 6.67
Density (people per square mile): 1,165.52
Median Age: 52
Percent of Population Over 65: 24.1
Percent of Family Households: 59.5
Number of Entertainment spots: 2
Number of Hotels/Restaurants: 22

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Population: 35,014
Size (square miles): 62.3
Density (people per square mile): 562.02
Median Age: 44.2
Percent of Population Over 65: 15.8
Percent of Family Households: 71.4
Number of Entertainment spots: 8
Number of Hotels/Restaurants: 60

Population: 4,714
Size (square miles): 24.5
Density (people per square mile): 192.41
Median Age: 56.8
Percent of Population Over 65: 28.8
Percent of Family Households: 72.5
Number of Entertainment spots: 1
Number of Hotels/Restaurants: 4

Population: 2,124
Size (square miles): 2.54
Density (people per square mile): 836.22
Median Age: 54.5
Percent of Population Over 65: 28.3
Percent of Family Households: 56
Number of Entertainment spots*: 10
Number of Hotels/Restaurants*: 54

Population: 4,812
Size (square miles): 9.3
Density (people per square mile): 517.42
Median Age: 47.7
Percent of Population Over 65: 21.4
Percent of Family Households: 85.3
Number of Entertainment spots: 5
Number of Hotels/Restaurants*: 1,714 (Forest Hills is in the same county as Nashville)

Population: 785
Size (square miles): 1.2
Density (people per square mile): 654.17
Median Age: 50.8
Percent of Population Over 65: 28.7
Percent of Family Households: 55.1
Number of Entertainment spots: 5
Number of Hotels/Restaurants: 32

Population: 505
Size (square miles): 9.1
Density (people per square mile): 55.49
Median Age*: 48.3
Percent of Population Over 65: 21
Percent of Family Households: 77.8
Number of Entertainment spots*: 1
Number of Hotels/Restaurants*: 5ae0fcc31ae342fd3a1346ebb1f342fcb

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Population: 1,030
Size (square miles): 675
Density (people per square mile): 30.83
Median Age: 49.2
Percent of Population Over 65: 20.5
Percent of Family Households: 67
Number of Entertainment spots*: 3
Number of Hotels/Restaurants*: 13

Population: 8,211
Size (square miles): 14.3
Density (people per square mile): 574.20
Median Age: 50
Percent of Population Over 65: 26.3
Percent of Family Households: 56.6
Number of Entertainment spots: 6
Number of Hotels/Restaurants: 59

Population: 9,315
Size (square miles): 9.46
Density (people per square mile): 984.67
Median Age: 55
Percent of Population Over 65: 30.4
Percent of Family Households: 51.1
Number of Entertainment spots: 8
Number of Hotels/Restaurants: 74

Population: 721
Size (square miles): 0.56
Density (people per square mile): 1,287.50
Median Age: 38.7
Percent of Population Over 65: 18.5
Percent of Family Households: 66.2
Number of Entertainment spots: 2
Number of Hotels/Restaurants: 28

Population: 1,487
Size (square miles): 3.58
Density (people per square mile): 415.36
Median Age: 51.5
Percent of Population Over 65: 28
Percent of Family Households: 46.7
Number of Entertainment spots*: 3
Number of Hotels/Restaurants*: 54

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Population: 2,544
Size (square miles): 3.58
Density (people per square mile): 718.6
Median Age: 32.9
Percent of Population Over 65: 8.8
Percent of Family Households: 65.9
Number of Entertainment spots: 0
Number of Hotels/Restaurants: 12

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Correction: An earlier version of this article misstated the number of hotels and restaurants in Bayville, New York. According to the U.S. Census Bureau, there are 15 hotels and restaurants, and not zero. We regret the error.

Editor's note: This article has been updated with a new "most boring" town for the state of New Jersey. It is now Audubon Park, and not Ocean City.

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