50 Annoying Things Everyone Does

Stop tapping your feet and smacking your gum, you sidewalk texter!

50 Annoying Things Everyone Does

Stop tapping your feet and smacking your gum, you sidewalk texter!

circle

Everyone out there has a bad habit or two, but for many of us, they’re not quite as obvious as sneaking the occasional smoke or peppering your language with more curse words than polite company dictates. In fact, with the exception of a precious few, virtually everyone has a laundry list of seemingly inconsequential—yet ultimately highly annoying—habits that are so deeply ingrained they forget they’re doing them.

Think this doesn’t apply to you? Think again. Herein, you’ll find a definitive list of annoying things everyone does, but few would be eager to admit. And to ditch some of your own bad behavior, check out The 50 Worst Pet Peeves That Grind on Relationships.

cheesy guy in suit on phone

1
Humblebragging

We all have those times in life when we’re eager to share a personal victory, but don’t know how quite to bring it up without sounding like we’re patting ourselves on the back. Unfortunately, in many cases, what comes out is worse: the humblebrag, or “backdoor brag,” a way of boasting without outright saying something. For instance: “I had to hire a housekeeper because my mansion is simply too big for me to take care of alone.” And before you get unfriended, quit these 15 Facebook Habits You Need to Break Now.

Escalator

2
Not standing to one side on an escalator

Despite what many people seem to think, there are rules for standing on an escalator. Unless you really want to annoy other people, stand to the right when you’re planning on standing still, and stick to the left side if you’re climbing up. And for more ironclad rules about everyday transportation etiquette, check out the 13 Mistakes You’re Making in an Elevator.

Things You Should Never Do in a Fancy Restaurant

3
Starting an order with, “Can I get a…?”

Just because you’re in a rush to get your morning coffee doesn’t mean that’s an excuse to be rude. However, despite our best intentions, many of us still place an order with, “Can I get a…?” instead of the politer, “May I please have…?” And to avoid further faux pas, make sure you know these 23 Old-Fashioned Etiquette Rules That Still Apply.

man holding door open

4
Not holding the door for the person behind you

If someone holds the door for you, it’s your job to grab it and hold it for the next person. Unfortunately, when we’re in a rush, many of us forget about this crucial etiquette rule, leaving the person who held the door for us initially to play de facto doorman for another 10 people before getting a break.

Crowded street etiquette mistakes

5
Refusing to walk single-file on a crowded sidewalk

Sometimes, you’re so in love with a new significant other or so wrapped up in a conversation with your friends, you don’t want to stop walking in step with them. This also presents a very annoying situation for practically anyone else walking near you: either slow down to walk at the pace you’ve determined or try to get around you, often to no avail.

friends singing karaoke

6
Singing along to a song like you’re trying to win a Grammy

Virtually everyone sings along to songs sometimes, regardless of their actual proficiency. However, the one thing more annoying than listening to someone’s off-key rendition of “In My Feelings” is listening to them try to deliver an American Idol-worthy performance when the rest of you are just trying to goof off.

man in a shopping cart, carefree, putting himself at risk.

7
Not returning your shopping cart

Sure, we all have those times when bringing the cart back to the store seems like more trouble than it’s worth. That said, there’s virtually nothing more annoying than finding the perfect parking spot in front of a store only to realize it’s already occupied by someone’s runaway cart. And before you make another embarrassing blunder, check out these 30 Things That Always Annoy People in Small Towns.

bad puns

8
Talking ad nauseam about how busy you are

No matter what your job, your family situation, or your list of hobbies, chances are, you consider yourself a pretty busy person. If you’re constantly talking about how busy you are, however, it comes across as the most annoying kind of humblebrag—and worse yet, people wear their busyness as a badge of honor.

40 things people under 40 don't know yet

9
Looking at your phone when you’re talking to someone in person

Even in the throes of an engrossing conversation, the appeal of a phone sometimes simply proves to be too much. Unfortunately, this often leads to one of the more egregiously annoying habits out there: talking to someone who’s more interested in what’s going on on their phone.

crazy body facts

10
Tapping your feet

Why is it that people in offices forget their manners with such shocking frequency? Tapping your foot under your desk does more than create distracting noise; it also has a tendency to shake whatever’s on your coworkers’ desks, too.

50 funniest facts

11
Parking too close to the line in a parking lot

We’ve all been there: you’re in a hurry to get into the store before it closes and you wind up parking your car a little too close to the line in the parking lot or, worse yet, over it. Unfortunately, when you do this, you might just be the one who pays the price—in dings to your precious ride.

eating late health myths

12
Finishing a food item and putting the container back in the fridge

Whether it’s a forgetful habit or just a lazy one, we’ve all been guilty of putting an empty container back in the fridge after you’ve taken the last bite.

email

13
Replying all

Reply all is a great function when you’re working on a group project or delivering information to your whole family in one fell swoop. However, in most settings, there’s no reason to deliver your response to everyone on an email chain—thanking your boss for your holiday bonus doesn’t need to be something the whole office sees. For more tips on mastering the art of email, learn the 17 Genius Email Hacks That Will Improve Your Life.

weight loss motivation

14
Putting something back on the wrong shelf at the grocery store

So, you’re at the grocery store and you realized that you just bought the wrong kind of bread. What do you do? Unfortunately, for many of us, the answer is, “Stick it on any nearby shelf and hope someone finds it.”

secretly hilarious things

15
Talking at the movies

We all get surprised and scared at the movies from time to time. That said, we all know better than to scream, “Don’t go in there!” at the screen—even if we can’t help but do it anyway.

woman spraying perfume floral

16
Wearing too much fragrance

It’s not always easy to know exactly what the right amount of cologne or perfume is, especially once you’re used to the smell of your signature fragrance. However, if you’re putting on more than a spritz or two—especially if you’re going to be in close quarters with others—you’re probably annoying someone.

be smarter with money in 2018

17
Going to an express checkout with more than 10 items

The sign overhead says 10 items! All you have to do is count up to 10! Why is this so hard?

weight loss motivation

18
Taking a phone call at the gym

It’s fine to talk at the gym, but taking a phone call is particularly annoying. The gym is a meditative space for plenty of people, meaning that fight you’re having with your significant is just about the last thing they want to hear.

cardboard roll in bathroom

19
Not replacing the toilet paper roll

It takes virtually no time to replace a roll of toilet paper when you’ve used the last of it. If you leave an empty roll or just place a new one on top of the old one, make no mistake: you’re guilty of some seriously annoying behavior.

energy before noon

20
Humming along with a song in public

Just because your jam comes on doesn’t mean it’s time to sing along. However, there is one greater offense out there: humming. Nobody’s ever thought, “This song would sound so much better if it was kind of amelodic and had no words.”

RSVP card etiquette rules

21
RSVPing at the last minute

RSVPs are there for a reason. If you’re leaving your RSVP until the last minute or not RSVPing at all, you’re definitely holding up the hosts and possibly guaranteeing yourself a spot on next year’s “don’t invite” list.

Toilet with lid up

22
Leaving the toilet seat up

Unless you think it’s hilarious to have someone else fall into toilet water, it’s time to start putting the toilet seat down—and the lid, too.

Parent and child

23
Stopping short while walking

We’ve all had that moment of realization while walking where we remember something we needed to do and it stops us in our tracks. Unfortunately, it’s always pretty annoying for the person behind you who’s forced to suddenly navigate around you or risk bumping straight into you.

checking for food in teeth Embarrassing Things

24
Fishing food out of your teeth

That corn kernel stuck in your teeth from earlier is annoying. The only thing more annoying? Watching you pick it out.

earworms

25
Listening to music on your headphones loud enough so other people can hear

It’s not always easy to tell how loud your music is when you’ve got your headphones on. The sound of the beat blasting out of someone else’s earbuds, however, is never short of incredibly irritating to hear.

Open office sick

26
Sniffing loudly instead of blowing your nose

Sometimes, you just don’t feel like blowing your nose. And while loudly honking into a tissue isn’t exactly cute, nonstop sniffing is infinitely more irritating to those around you.

Plane armrest worst plane behavior

27
Taking up both armrests

It’s totally understandable that you’d want two armrests—you do have two arms, after all. However, you never want to be the person who’s always stealing both sides. You get one to yourself, and the other’s for sharing.

hamburger and french fries

28
Eating loudly

Whether you’re slurping soup or taking big bites of a salad, we’ve all been guilty of eating loudly at one point or another. And if you’re a person who smacks their lips or kind of moans when something’s really delicious, someone out there is definitely annoyed by your dining habits.

energy before noon

29
Biking without obeying traffic signals

If you’re on a bike, you can kind of fudge the rules a bit when it comes to traffic signals, right? Well, just because you’ve seen other bikers do it doesn’t mean it’s anything less than a traffic-causing, potentially injurious mess when you do the same.

couple Being Single in your thirties

30
Blocking the sidewalk to get a photo

People will do virtually anything in pursuit of the perfect selfie. Unfortunately, that often means taking up virtually an entire city block to do so, slowing down everybody in the process.

Side gigs ebook typing computer

31
Typing in all caps

It’s sometimes hard to get your point across via text, leading to the inevitable annoyance of the occasional all caps message. That said, there are plenty of people who don’t seem to know how to turn off their caps lock at all, leading to strangely aggressive—and always irritating—forms of communication.

Man on smartphone

32
Texting while walking

Do texts sometimes come in when you’re on the sidewalk? Of course. Does it annoy virtually everyone when you keep bumping into them because you refuse to look up from your phone? Also yes.

30 compliments

33
Somehow making every conversation about you

Everyone wants to talk about themselves—it’s just human nature. That said, if you find yourself talking about your personal life when you went over to a friend’s house to console them about a breakup or a death in their family, you’re definitely guilty of an annoying habit you should break, stat.

Queue

34
Trying to add to a line from the side instead of getting in the back

Lines are pretty simple: you stand one behind the next person until you reach where you’re going. That said, we’ve all been guilty of trying to add to lines in our own creative ways to get into a line, whether that means creating a perpendicular line or deciding that the existing line is suddenly double-file or just straight-up cutting.

Bag on chair etiquette rules

35
Putting your bag on the seat next to you

A nice bag can cost more than a decent used car, and that sometimes means we baby our briefcases and purses a bit too much. And while this is a pretty annoying habit in any situation, it’s a particularly egregious one when you’re on public transportation.

worst us airports

36
Standing too close to other people in line

Just because you’ve mostly mastered the art of standing in line doesn’t mean you’re free of annoying in-line habits. Case in point: all of those people who will get so close to you in a checkout or check-in line that you can feel their breath on your neck.

man clicking pen

37
Clicking a pen

It’s a shame that pens are so fun to click over and over, because there are few sounds more infuriating, particularly in close quarters like an office.

habits after 40

38
Leaving read receipts on

It’s 2018—there’s no excuse to keep your read receipts on at this point. Unless, of course, you’re just trying to make it clear to specific friends that you’re not responding to their texts.

woman leaving elevator

39
Not letting people off an elevator before you get on

It’s always annoying to find yourself waiting for what seems like an interminable amount of time to find an elevator you can squeeze yourself into. However, no matter how rushed you are, there’s no excuse not to let the people getting off first.

young man talking to old man conversationalist

40
Starting a sentence with “no offense”

If you start a sentence with no offense, you’re just queuing up some offensive thought. And unsurprisingly, it’s annoying!

Time Being Single in your thirties

41
Running late

We all have those days when we just can’t seem to get anywhere on time. That said, if you’re consistently late, it’s pretty annoying for all of those people waiting on you.

higher energy person

42
Posting vague status updates

Commonly known as “vague-booking,” posting cryptic statuses on social media about your life has to be one of the most annoying habits of all time. Seriously, you took the time to write, “You know what you did,” but won’t tell any of your rapt audience? Come on!

woman chewing gum bubble

43
Snapping your gum

Those who follow strict etiquette rules will tell you that chewing gum is a pretty major faux pas in the first place. If you’re also snapping it while you chew, you’re definitely making everyone around you annoyed, too.

Office dating

44
Using overly-familiar nicknames

Those nicknames you have for your significant other and close friends are cute. Calling your coworker “sweetie” or “hon,” however, is nothing short of annoying.

weight loss motivation

45
Bringing pungent food to work

That batch of steamed broccoli that you decided to work has to be one of the greatest olfactory office offenses. There are few things more irritating—or nauseating—than having the entire office fill up with the scent of someone’s questionable cuisine.

watching tv at gym

46
Not wiping down the machines at the gym

We get it: you’re tired and a little distracted after a hard workout. That said, unless you’re trying to get yourself banned from the gym, it really is your responsibility to personally wipe your sweat off the machines.

hilarious words

47
Talking incessantly about your diet

Unless someone asks you about your diet, odds are they don’t really have much interest in hearing about it. Your friends probably know the ins and outs of going vegan or ditching gluten without you rattling off everything you eat in a week.

profile mistakes

48
Gushing about new relationships

Is new love special and magical? Of course! Is it really, really, really annoying for someone else to hear why you think your significant other has the world’s most perfect calves? Of course.

cell phone games Never Buy

49
Keeping your phone’s sound on

While science has yet to confirm it, virtually anyone can attest to the fact that the sounds made by another person’s phone in public are at least 1,000 percent more irritating than the sounds made by their own devices.

man at cafe

50
Not being ready to order when you get to the counter

Sure, everyone gets flustered from time to time when they reach the counter after waiting in a long line. However, unless you’re consciously trying to annoy everyone behind you, there’s no reason to not know what you’re getting by the time you reach the counter—even if you can’t see the menu, this is what smartphones are for!

To discover more amazing secrets about living your best life, click here to sign up for our FREE daily newsletter!

Best Life
Live smarter, look better,​ and live your life to the absolute fullest.
Get Our Newsletter Every Day!
Enter your email address to get the best tips and advice.
close modal
close modal
GET YOUR FREE GIFT
SUBSCRIBE