33 Things People Say If They Want to Cheat
Learn the tells of infidelity.
Few people enter into a relationship with the express intention of committing infidelity. However, the harrowing truth is that cheating is definitely a reality for far too many couples. In fact, approximately 16 percent of married women and men admit to having been unfaithful, according to a 2018 report from the Institute for Family Studies.
So, what can you do to avoid having your heart broken? Well, the first step is learning the signs that your partner is at least thinking about cheating on you. For instance, you'll want to be careful if they're getting overly curious about when you'll be home. And if they ever ask you about your thoughts on cheating, then you know infidelity is on their mind. Here are 33 tips from relationship experts on some common things people will say if they want to cheat (or if they already are). And if you're worried that your relationship is falling apart in ways that aren't obvious signs of cheating, try these 50 Ways to Keep Your Marriage Fresh.
"What would you do if I cheated on you…hypothetically?"
If your partner ever says something like this, then you should consider that it's something they're genuinely thinking about doing, or at least that they're not happy in the relationship currently.
"When cheating is on the horizon, I often hear partners… list a certain kind of person, a location, time of day, or they may even name someone in their life," says Racine Henry, PhD, owner of Sankofa Therapy, a New York City-based relationship therapy group. And for more things to be on the lookout for, here are 20 Relationship Warning Signs Smart Couples Never Ignore.
"Do you like my new haircut?"
If your partner has had the same haircut for a decade but comes home one day with a bold new 'do, this could "indicate an effort to impress another person," says Jonathan Bennett, a certified counselor and co-owner of Double Trust Dating, an online and in-person dating service. And it's not just a new haircut you should be on the lookout for. Any big changes in appearance, like "losing weight, buying new clothes, or starting to wear makeup more often," could be subtle signs of cheating, according to Bennett. And if you want to salvage your relationship, try these 12 Ways to Spice Up Your Relationship—with Your Phone.
"Oh, John? I have no idea where he is."
A person in a committed relationship should be able to tell you where their partner is when they aren't with them. However, someone who's on the verge of cheating (intentionally or otherwise) will stop checking in with their spouse or significant other, if only to try to forget that they have one in the first place.
"How exactly did you manage to clean the dishes wrong?"
Though the partner cheating (or thinking about cheating) is in the wrong, they are often also the one in the relationship trying to bring their partner down due to their own guilt over their thoughts and/or actions.
"Often someone who is cheating is feeling a lot of guilt," says Bethany Ricciardi, a sex and relationship expert with TooTimid, an adult-only online store. "Your partner can easily take out this shame on you by making you feel bad about yourself." If your partner has suddenly become more hostile and aggressive with no reasonable explanation, you might want to sit down with them for a serious discussion about your relationship. And for ways to tell that your marriage or relationship is beyond repair, read up on the 20 Surefire Signs Your Relationship Is Over.
"Sorry I haven't texted today, work was really busy."
Your partner used to text you every hour on the hour, but now they're using "too much work" as an excuse to be MIA all day. If this sounds familiar, then be careful: It could be one of the red flags that infidelity is on the horizon.
"If your partner withdraws attention, then he or she might be giving it to other people," says Bennett. "For example, if you used to get a lot of text messages and photos throughout the day but that suddenly stops with no explanation, someone else might be getting that attention."
"I'm going to be traveling a lot more for work."
Even if your spouse hasn't ever considered cheating before, a promotion at work that offers them opportunities to travel could mean trouble in paradise. Unfortunately, disposable income combined with work travel makes cheating convenient.
"Powerful people have many opportunities to both be offered and conceal infidelity," says neuroscientist Nicole Prause, PhD."If your partner is taking a position that will increase their travel, it is worth talking about your expectations regarding sex." And if you want to use travel to help your relationship, plan a romantic getaway at one of these 10 Stunning Affordable American Resorts.
"Work was fine."
"When a relationship isn't working out, you might find your partner is sharing less and less with you," explains Raffi Bilek, LCSW-C, director of the Baltimore Therapy Center. "You used to hear about their day at work, and now it's mostly just, 'Nothing much happened.' Sharing is a sign of closeness and connection—and when that deteriorates, it's a sign that you are becoming more disconnected instead." And for ways to nurture the closeness that once existed, try The 50 Best Bonding Activities for Married Couples.
"I don't think I'd consider that cheating, per se."
"Rarely do partners have a clear and honest conversation about exactly what behaviors they consider to be unfaithful and that sometimes leads to unintentional cheating," says Henry. Of course, this doesn't apply to cheating in the traditional sense, but refers more to emotional cheating or overstepping the boundary between friendship and something more. If you want your partner to stay faithful, it is essential that you sit down with them and clarify precisely what "cheating" entails.
"What time do you think you'll be home tonight?"
Some spouses just want to know when their husband or wife is coming home because they miss them and can't wait to see them. Less honorable spouses, however, could be checking in because they want to know how much time they have to sneak around, or to explore the idea of being with someone else through dating apps or online chat rooms.
"Why don't we try something new in bed tonight?"
If your significant other is looking to spice things up in the bedroom, it could be an indication that they find the current situation to be lackluster and unsatisfactory. And while it's good that they're still trying to salvage the relationship you have, this could also be a sign that your partner is considering finding satisfaction elsewhere. And if you think your sex life is a little too boring, try these 10 Moves That Will Save Your Relationship.
"Let's try (insert new position here)."
Again, your partner trying new things in bed isn't necessarily a bad thing. But if they're suddenly showing up in the bedroom with moves you've never seen before, you may want to question what—or who—is giving them these ideas.
"Yes, [your partner] could be learning a thing or two from the porn they watch, or maybe they've been doing some research in a lifestyle magazine—but if you aren't sure where these new moves are coming from, your partner could be learning them from someone else," says Ricciardi.
"I just feel like you don't appreciate me."
A person's insecurities can interfere with their relationships in many major ways. Not only will an insecure person question whether they're worthy of being in a relationship and create problems that don't exist, but often times they will also seek validation in other places, including by cheating.
"Do you still find me attractive?"
It's hard to be in a healthy relationship when your inner thoughts are constantly telling you that you're too fat or too ugly to be loved by someone, let alone someone as incredible as your significant other. And when someone is too insecure to love their body, they might seek external affirmation—and not only from their partner.
"Why don't we ever go out anymore?"
It's easy—and natural!—to fall into a routine in a long-term relationship. However, if you don't make an effort to change it up every once in a while, your partner might lose interest in the relationship altogether and instead try to find someone who will take them out on the town.
"I know you're cheating on me!"
Ironically, an easy way to tell if your spouse is cheating on you is by how often they accuse you of cheating. "This is often a sign of self-guilt, and it also will put the blame on you, causing you to be on the defense and distracted from their actions," says Ricciardi. "It's quite manipulative… because they get so upset during the conversation, you start to think they hate cheating and would never do it to you, when in reality they might have already."
"That's months away, so let's not worry about it right now."
If you're trying to plan a vacation a few months in advance but your partner keeps putting it off with one excuse after another, this might be a sign that they're starting to see a future with someone else. When someone is unhappy in their current situation, they will avoid making plans or even talking about the long term, since for them any plans would just prolong the inevitable breakup and get in the way of their new life and relationship.
"I should retire to Florida one day."
Take note of whether your significant other is using the word "I" or "we" when they talk about the future. If they're starting to use the former, it could mean that they're imaging a future without you in it, explains Dr. Ramani Durvasula, licensed clinical psychologist and relationship expert with Tone Networks. "They might start saying things like, 'I sure hope to go to Bali someday,' 'I would love to buy a house in Spain'—that sort of thing," Durvasula says.
"Seriously, you really didn't have to do that."
You come home from work with flowers and chocolates for your significant other—but instead of reacting with excitement and gratitude, they act like you just brought home a box of deadly spiders. This could be because your spouse isn't emotionally invested in the relationship, and so the last thing they want is for you to be nice to them. In their mind, the meaner you are, the easier it is for them to justify their actions.
"Let's go skydiving!"
When a person begins to lose interest in their relationship, they may look for thrill and adventure in other areas of their life before they decide to venture into the uncharted territories of infidelity. If your parter starts hinting at trying crazy, adventurous activities that they've never mentioned before (like skydiving or extreme rock-climbing), this could be an indication that the relationship isn't providing them with the stimulation they crave.
"What? I like looking at you!"
Catching your significant other staring at you when you aren't looking might feel like a good sign, but it could actually be an indication that trouble is brewing. When someone is questioning their current situation, they will take any opportunity they can get to analyze their partner and even compare them to the other men or women in their life who they are considering romantically.
"Samantha is fine, I guess. I barely even see her anymore."
People who cheat on their significant others with someone in their life—say, a good friend or a colleague—might make an effort to stop mentioning that person in conversation so as to avoid an accidental slip-up. And when you try to bring that person up in conversation, you'll notice that your spouse will hastily reroute the conversation, emphasizing how they barely even talk to so-and-so anymore.
"Why does it matter where I'm going?"
When your partner suddenly starts to become secretive about where they're going and what they're doing, it could be because they're sneaking around behind your back. They may also get defensive and shift the blame when you ask questions, retorting with "Why do you care?" and "It's none of your business where I am all the time!"
"What do you mean? I've always listened to country music!"
Your partner always used to change the station when Luke Bryan was on, but now all of a sudden, they're jamming out in the car with "Country Girl" on repeat. Of course, they could've found their inner Southern charm, but maybe they're listening to the music they once detested because it reminds them of someone else—particularly, someone they have feelings for. Your partner might not be cheating yet, but the fact that they're making an effort to enjoy someone else's taste in music is a sign that infidelity isn't far off.
"Have I told you how good you look today?"
When someone is on the verge of committing adultery, they want to mask their guilt behind niceties, partially to distract their partner and partially to make themselves feel better about their wrongdoings. "There might be a lot more compliments when a partner is starting to think about infidelity," says Durvasula. "They will perhaps even go out of their way to be nice or helpful."
"I'm so sick of this!"
Someone who's committing infidelity–or thinking about it—definitely isn't trying to resolve the problems in their current relationship. "The assumption is that the partner won't understand and/or won't make the necessary changes to meet the person's needs," says Henry.
In fact, many people will use cheating as an opportunity to break things off and start anew with another partner. "They delight in the ease of creating something else with a person they have less investment in and less history with," she adds.
"What? I always take my phone with me to shower."
If your significant other is cheating on you, then there is likely evidence on their phone. And because they don't want to get caught, they are going to guard this evidence at all costs, making sure to never leave their phone unattended—especially with you.
"Oh, sorry, I completely forgot we had that today."
Leading a double life is no easy feat. And because a cheater has to juggle their life at home with their secret exploits, they will often forget what's happening in one life versus the other, leading to forgotten obligations, repeated conversations, and accidental slip-ups that are quickly covered up with yet another lie.
"I just think it's too hot to be holding hands outside."
If your partner suddenly goes from holding your hand every day to brushing you off when you reach out for their palm, this could be a sign that they're trying to distance themselves from you both emotionally and physically.
"I'm going out with a new friend tonight, so don't wait up."
Obviously you should encourage your partner to get out there and make new friends—but if your spouse starts spending more time with this new "friend" than they do with you, then it might be time to consider that there are some emotions involved that could turn into something inappropriate.
"I think I'm going to join a book club."
You should always be encouraging of your partner picking up new hobbies, of course—but if you start to notice that your spouse doesn't talk about their new hobby and doesn't want you anywhere near it, it could be a sign that they're using it as an excuse to meet someone new or even meet up with someone they're getting to know behind your back.
"If your partner starts being really interested in a random place or thing, make sure there isn't also a person attached to that," says Ricciardi.
"I just think it's weird that you're hanging out with my friends without me."
Generally speaking, people in relationships appreciate it when their partners take the time to get to know their friends—and should it turn out that they genuinely get along, well, even better. That's why if your partner suddenly starts telling you that he or she would rather you not hang out with their friends without them present, it might be a sign that they're thinking about being unfaithful. After all, it's possible that their pals know of their desires to cheat, and should you hang out with them alone, they might accidentally let something slip.
"You head off to bed—I'll be there soon."
If your spouse is a night owl through and through, then you shouldn't take them staying up late as a sign that they're thinking about cheating. But if you're used to going to bed with your partner next to you at 10 p.m. then it's possible that they're using this newfound time alone at night to talk to other people.
In an article for HuffPost, one woman revealed that before she caught her partner cheating, she noticed that he had started going to bed later. As it turns out, "he had an obsession with online cybersex."
"Don't worry about doing my laundry!"
You've been doing their laundry every week for years now, so what gives? Well, if your partner is worried that there might be a lipstick stain or a lingering smell of cologne on their clothes, they're definitely not going to risk having you clean them. And if you're going through a bout of infidelity with your partner, get some insight here: 20 Real Women Explain Why They Forgave Their Partners for Cheating.
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