20 Slang Terms From the 1990s No One Uses Anymore

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20 Slang Terms From the 1990s No One Uses Anymore

Make sure no one knocks you off your modem while you read this.

There’s one surefire way to find out if somebody came of age in the 90s. Randomly shout out “Schwing!” If they stare at you like you’re having a mental collapse, they’re probably one of those darned Millennials. But if they laugh or cringe, in some way acknowledging the reference, you’ve identified a bona fide 90s kid. (“Schwing,” by the way, is 90s slang for excitement, first coined by Mike Myers in his “Wayne’s World” Saturday Night Live sketch and movie spin-offs.).

Once somebody has opened the 90s slang floodgates, those memories can come rushing back and you start using words and phrases that haven’t entered your brain since you last bought Pearl Jam records. Don’t resist that urge. Slip on some flannel and Skechers, slap on that slap bracelet, and let’s revisit the best of 90s slang. And if you’re feeling old today after this list, check out these 40 Ways to Feel Younger After 40.

90s slang no one uses

1
All that and a bag of chips

A compliment of sorts. The person or thing being described is everything one could possibly hope for, and they come with a side dish. Because who doesn’t want a snack for later?

Example: “She’s not just cool. She’s all that and a bag of chips.”

90s slang no one uses

2
Kick him to the curb

When it’s not enough just to break up with somebody. You need to let them know, in the strongest possible terms, why you want them out of your life. Oh, and don’t let a breakup catch you by surprise, here are 20 Signs Your Relationship Is Doomed.

Example: “He did what? Oh girl, you’ve got to kick him to the curb.”

90s slang no one uses

3
Home skillet

Your best bud and closest confidant. The guy or girl you count on and trust above all others. But not, ironically, the person most likely to make you dinner on a skillet. And to see how far we’ve come in terms of language, check out these words from the 1950s no one uses anymore. 

Example: “Home skillet! It’s about time you got here.

90s slang no one uses

4
Talk to the hand

Whatever the other person is trying to tell you has been rejected. You are no longer interested in conversing with them. If they want to continue anyway, well, they are welcome to direct their grievances towards your open palm. And if you don’t recognize this expression, maybe you’ll remember the slang words from the 1960s that no one uses anymore?

Example: “Can I please explain why you’re wrong about Tonya Harding?” “Talk to the hand!”

90s slang no one uses

5
As if!

A sarcastic retort to a preposterous suggestion. “As if” imagines a ridiculous alternate reality in which the subject being discussed could actually happen. We can thank Clueless for this one.

Example: “She thinks we’re going to get married and have a bunch of kids together. As if!”

90s slang no one uses

6
Booyah!

When you’re feeling so much exuberance but no real word in the English language seems sufficient enough to capture the full scale of your emotions.

Example: “I’m finally moving out of my parent’s basement. Booyah!”

90s slang no one uses

7
Scrub

A guy with no money, no job, no prospects, and no class. Pretty much the lowest of the low. Also, they won’t be getting any love from the R&B girl group TLC. Sorry, fellas. Don’t be a scrub and avoid the 17 Worst Things a Man Can Say to a Woman.

Example: “I appreciate the offer for a date, but I have a strict no scrubs policy.”

90s slang no one use

8
Not!

It’s the 90s version of “psych.” You think somebody is telling you the truth or agreeing with you, and then blammo, they hit you with the ol’ reversal!

Example: “I think Spin Doctors are the best band of all time… NOT!”

90s slang no one uses

9
Fart-Knocker

A more confusing way to insult somebody. Just say it with a Beavis and Butthead voice and leave it at that.

Example: “I’m not going anywhere with that fart-knocker.”

90s slang no one uses

10
Monet

Someone or something seems attractive from a distance, but when you get up close for a better look, it’s a hot mess. Not unlike the paintings of French impressionist Claude Monet. For more fun with slang, know the words from the 80s that are ancient history now. 

Example: “You actually think he’s hot? You better look again, he’s a total Monet.”

90s slang no one uses

11
Aiight

It’s just the words “all right,” but, you know, said by a cool kid.

Example: “Nah, I’m cool. I know it looks like I slept in a dumpster, but I’m aiight.”

90s slang no one uses

12
Crunk

A celebration that’s gotten so wild and crazy, Snoop Dogg himself might very well show up.

Example: “Don’t come till at least midnight. That’s when the party really gets crunk.”

90s slang no one uses

13
Whatever

When you’re just done with somebody and you want out of the conversation immediately. “Whatever” doesn’t declare a winner or loser, just that you don’t care anymore. And if you like dismissive sarcasm, you’ll love these 40 Things Only Millennials Say.

Example: “Okay, okay, I get it, you think you’ve got the best soul patch on the eastern seaboard. Whatever!”

90s slang no one uses

14
Fly

If it’s fly, it must be dope. Or as your grandfather might say, “The bee’s knees.” The dancers on In Living Color weren’t called Fly Girls because they could levitate. They were just that awesome.

Example: “Your Vanilla Ice dance moves are totally fly!”

90s slang no one uses

15
Hella

When your sentence need a little extra emphasis, this word will do the trick. It’s an adjective that automatically adds three exclamation points.

Example: “I just watched the O.J. Simpson verdict, and I am hella surprised!”

90s slang no one uses

16
Getting jiggy

This phrase comes from a popular meme at the time. Sorry, no, just kidding. We mean music video. Remember those? Will Smith’s “Gettin’ Jiggy With It” taught the world that the only way to dance was like you’d just downed two pots of coffee. Put on those dancing shoes, cause getting jiggy is one of the 100 Ways to Live to 100.

Example: “It’s been a tough week at work. I need to get jiggy with it.”

90s slang no one uses

17
Sup

A greeting. When you mean to say “wassup” (i.e. “what’s up with you?”) but that just seems like too much mouth exercise.

Example: “Sup?”

“Nuthin’. Sup with you?”

“Nuthin, just playing Sega.”

90s slang no one uses

18
Bugging out

Weirdly, it’s not (usually) meant as an insult. If somebody is bugging, they’re behaving in unfamiliar ways that concern you. You want them to stop, or at least explain why they’re acting so darn crazy. If you’ve been bugging out lately, you may need one of these 20 Ways Smart Workers Keep Cool Under Pressure.

Example: “You okay? Why are you bugging out?”

90s slang no one uses

19
Open up a can of…

Somebody got on your wrong side and they’re going to regret it. It doesn’t necessarily mean a physical scuffle is on the horizon. That can of butt-kicking might just translate as a verbal lashing.

Example: “He broke my GameBoy, so I’m about to open up a can on him.”

90s slang no one uses

20
You go, girl!

It sounds like you’re throwing somebody out of your house, but it’s really a celebratory cheer. It’s the hip person’s way to say, “I’m so proud of you!!”

Example: “You got that job promotion at Blockbuster? You go, girl!”

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