13 Funny Jokes About Stimulus Checks From Twitter That'll Crack You Up
Whether you've gotten your check yet or not, these hilarious stimulus checks jokes will make you smile.
The first stimulus checks started rolling out this week, and it seems like everyone has something to say about the situation. Some people are still wondering where their check is, others are pondering what they might spend their money on, and then there are the choice few who managed to get millions from the government for a fleeting moment. But no matter what category you fall into, these hilarious Twitter jokes about stimulus checks will make you laugh. And for more ways people have made the most of these dark times, check out 13 Funny Quarantine Videos and Photos of People Entertaining Themselves.
1. First things first, everyone on Twitter is joking about constantly checking their bank accounts.
And it hurts when you don't see that $1,200 pending.
2. But those without their stimulus checks are feeling a little left out.
me watching everyone get stimulus checks pic.twitter.com/Ex3DdlvLzr
— LILI LA ARTISTA (@CHlSMOSA) April 15, 2020
You're just trying to join the party—and pay for groceries.
3. The IRS website is not making things any better.
Watching everyone else get stimulated while you stuck with those "payment status not available" vibes. pic.twitter.com/v6uVfdcIpM
— swoopervillain (@oldohteebastard) April 15, 2020
If you've gone to check your status on the IRS website, you've most like been hit with the "Payment Status Not Available" alert—which just makes you feel worse.
4. Of course, things always seem to be working when the IRS needs your money.
— Misha B. Barkin' (@MishaTheLeafeon) April 15, 2020
So your taxes come out of your account immediately every year, but your stimulus check is nowhere to be found? Iiiiinteresting…
5. For those who haven't gotten their stimulus checks yet, it's all starting to feel like a real game.
Just got my stimulus check pic.twitter.com/EUOzGIrIJc
— little miss (@owen__lang) April 17, 2020
You're the battleship and you're sinking.
6. It's kind of like Charlie and the Chocolate Factory out there right now.
I heard a rumor that there are 5 golden stimulus checks and if you find one you get invited to the money factory
— cryptoKiyosaki (@CryptoKiyosaki) April 15, 2020
To quote Veruca Salt, "Don't care how, I want it now."
7. In the meanwhile, you're just thinking about how good it'll feel to have more than $1 in your bank account.
How I'm gonna sleep tn knowing I have $1,201 in my bank account pic.twitter.com/2sZeifJLuX
— Shannon Whitaker (@ShannWhitaker) April 16, 2020
That's a 1,200 percent increase! And if you're trying to pass the time in quarantine, waiting for your stimulus check, check out 17 Things to Do by Yourself While You're Social Distancing.
8. And you're already fantasizing about what you're going to buy.
When the stimulus check hits pic.twitter.com/LE31vy5nL7
— Quarantine Daydream ☢️☀️ (@tylerperry827) April 16, 2020
Stimulus well spent.
9. Of course, in New York, for example, $1,200 doesn't get you very far.
$1200 stimulus check in NY will get you a carton of cigarettes and a meat lovers pizza
— Bobby (@grandpa) April 17, 2020
At least you can splurge for the toppings?
10. But in reality, you know what you have to spend the money on.
i owe 3 different creditors $1200 but i only have one stimulus check in my hands pic.twitter.com/3NfHG8WrH6
— shopgirl (@FierceMajeure) April 16, 2020
Credit card debt? Student loans? Car payment? Who will be crowned America's Next Top Payment? And for more hilarious tweets from quarantine, check out these 12 Tweets From Parents Hilariously Struggling to Homeschool in Quarantine.
11. Meanwhile, of course, your ex got their stimulus check.
These stimulus checks remind me of how you stimulated all my senses to keep me in check…. I still think about us, maybe we weren't meant to be. I guess I just wish I could stimulate your senses in return. I'm not really sure where I'm going with this, but be well. I miss us. pic.twitter.com/R8YVgDKti4
— Ultra 🔥 (@Ultra15151) April 15, 2020
If your former flame is using stimulus checks and the coronavirus as an excuse to reach out, don't respond!
12. And some people are getting a little wild with all this money.
— Joe Dombrowski (@JahD1191) April 15, 2020
13. But sadly, we all know $1,200 doesn't last forever.
Me to Congress after I spend the stimulus check in 3 days pic.twitter.com/lKjpFvA5K5
— Mr.Flick (@ChillOzz) April 10, 2020
What can you say? Online shopping is a little too tempting right now.