Jennifer Lawrence Has Some Very Strong Words for Your Penis
She's, um, not exactly appreciative of the male form.
Jennifer Lawrence, 27, is single and looking better than ever thanks to a strict diet and workout regimen for her sexy new spy thriller, Red Sparrow.
But in spite of her killer physique, it seems the stunning leading lady isn’t getting a whole lot of action off-screen lately.
“I am making it clear that I have not had sex in a very long time,” she told The Sun. “I would like to have a relationship, you know. It is hard out there.”
Indeed it is, and it seems like despite being notoriously foul-mouthed, the actress isn’t as into casual sex as she would appear to be.
“I am all bark and no bite,” she said. “I always talk like I want dick, but the truth is when I look back at my sexual past it was always with boyfriends. I talk like I like it, but I don’t really do it.”
It would appear that her aversion to casual sex has a lot to do with the fact that she’s, erm, not exactly appreciative of the male form.
“I am mostly also a germaphobe,” she said. “I have made it this far without an STI. Dick is dangerous.”
So, there you go. JLaw thinks your penis is a festering fountain of viral disease. Have a good night!
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