The Goop Holiday Gift Guide Is Here and It's as Outrageous as You'd Expect
From a $16,000 jar of caviar to a trip to the moon, Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop guide will blow your mind.
It's the age-old question: What do you get for the one who has everything? According to the holiday gift guides for 2019 from Goop, Gwyneth Paltrow's lifestyle brand, the answer is a bunch of stuff that's outrageously expensive. Their somewhat self-aware Ridiculous But Awesome Guide includes, among other things…
A conceptual modular treehouse that could be yours, starting at just $110,000…
A luxury brass fire extinguisher ($250) for those who want to look stylish while saving their house from burning down…
A "dehydrated caviar" bar ($99) that's "perfect on top of potato or pumpkin purees"…
The opportunity to fly in a jet suit ($6,450 and up) for anyone who's ever dreamt of being a superhero…
A special hybrid brand of caviar for $16,000…
A piece of a rock from the moon ($275,000) along with a book in an aluminum case inspired by Apollo 11.
Oh, and let's not forget the $250,000 flight to the actual moon (which is apparently already all booked up, so look out for future dates!).
The guide only dropped yesterday and already people are making fun of it, especially since Paltrow recently went viral after she appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live and seemingly had no familiarity with the products her company sells.
☃️IT'S THE MOST MAGICAL DAY OF THE YEAR☃️
THE GOOP GIFT GUIDE IS OUT!
Let's see what rich white people in LA, SF, NY and London (west of the Bond Street parallel) will be buying each other for Christmas.https://t.co/U6eGdLd4KZ
— Chris McCrudden (@cmccrudden) November 14, 2019
But if you can appreciate it as the hilariously ridiculous list it is—as the name suggests—the release of the Goop holiday gift guide itself is an early Christmas present.
goop gift guide drop day should be a national holiday
— Allison P Davis (@AllisonPDavis) November 14, 2019
And while most of us may not be able to afford the $500 infrared sauna blanket on the list, at least we'll have our laughter to keep us warm!
And for a shopping list that runs slightly more within budget, check out The 20 Best Holiday Gifts From Best Buy at Any Price Point.