These Hilarious Yoga Pants Reviews Prove Just How Much Women Love Pockets
Especially for moms, they are the gift that keeps on giving.
Ask any woman what she wants out of clothing, and her eyes will gleam as she responds with one simple word: pockets. For years now, women have been calling for more female clothing to include pockets, and not those tiny ones that can only fit a quarter—big, glorious pockets like the kind that men’s clothing tends to have. After all, who doesn’t want the freedom of being able to carry their essentials without being bogged down by a bag?
exec: So what do we think women want in fashion?
exec: Cold shoulder tops in pastels. Got it.
exec: Clothes with pre-made holes in delicate fabrics.
exec: Cut-outs in flabby areas. Good.
exec: Shapes that require new bras!
— Delilah S. Dawson (@DelilahSDawson) June 20, 2018
Now, an Amazon review for a pair of yoga pants shows just how deep the female desire for pockets goes. “I bought these after seeing my friend wearing a similar pair that had pockets and watch [sic] her phone not fall out,” Karen Sherman wrote. “But little did I know the heaven that would grace my butt when I put these on.”
Karen added that while she loves how comfortable the pants are and the way they tuck away the “post baby belly chub,” the best part by far is the pockets. “The fact that they exist is awesome but I decided, for science, to see just how mom friendly these suckers are,” she wrote. “They hold everything and securely!”
As evidence, she included a photo of her carrying a full bottle of rosé in her new yoga pants, which—let’s face it—sounds like heaven. “Trust me when I tell you I could run from the police in these things and … [my rosé] is just as safe and secure as my kids once were in their baby carriers,” she wrote. “Probably more so since I was never going to win any awards for tying those baby wrap things on… and the pocket was not stretched or bagged out after I removed the bottle, the material snapped right back in place like it was never there.”
Karen was not alone in her enthusiasm, either. In another five-star review simply entitled, “Pocketsssss,” Sandrea Park Welch wrote that she too has discovered the joy of buying a pair of yoga pants that can fill an entire bottle of wine.
And another online shopper chimed in with a close-up of the wonder that is the pockets.
Finally, the fashion world has heeded our cry, and freed us from the torment of living in a pocket-less world! And if you’re wondering why more women’s clothing doesn’t include pockets, check out Here’s Why Every Dress Should Come Equipped with Pockets—Period.
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