The 50 Weirdest Town Names in America

Burns Down! Bacon Level! Buttzville! (And that's just "B.")

The 50 Weirdest Town Names in America

Burns Down! Bacon Level! Buttzville! (And that's just "B.")

The United States is known as “the land of the free.” But honestly, “the land of the weirdly named” might be more accurate. Across the 50 states, more than anywhere else in the world, cities and townships have some of the strangest names you’ll find. From monikers that tell you where, exactly, you’ll be spending all of eternity (it’s not pleasant…) to locales inspired by Saint Nick, these unusual town names are sure to leave you in stitches. And when you want to tickle that funny bone again, check out the 75 Jokes That Are So Bad They’re Actually Funny.

Bacon Level Alabama

1
Bacon Level, AL

A triumphant name if followed by “high.” A tragic one if followed by “low.”

Deadhorse Alaska sign

2
Deadhorse, AK

Alaska may be beautiful, but we hear this town is always telling visitors to beat it. If you want to make your trip to Alaska way more fun, start with the 20 Ways to Make Travel Less Stressful.

Nothing sign

3
Nothing, AZ

C’mon, Arizona, get some self-esteem. An easy way to do that? Brush up on the 75 Genius Tricks to Make Yourself Instantly Happy.

Greasy Corner Arkansas

4
Greasy Corner, AR

We’re guessing tourism isn’t exactly booming in this unappetizingly-named town.

salmon edamame, food synergy

5
Forks of Salmon, CA

We’re all about omega-3s, but this is taking things a bit far.

Nowhere sign

6
Nowhere, CO

The perfect town to escape to when you don’t want your mom, significant other, or boss to know where you’ve been but aren’t a good liar.

Hazardville Connecticut

7
Hazardville, CT

Let’s hope Insuranceville and Lawyerville are within driving distance. When you want a less perilous-sounding vacation, book a trip to one of the 20 Most Zen Places on Earth.

Blue Balls

8
Blue Ball, DE

Not a great town for dating, or so we hear.

Kid jumping on bed

9
Fluffy Landing, FL

Is anyone imagining a town-sized pillow fort? Knowing Florida, it’s probably a fort full of alligators, though.

40 things people under 40 don't know

10
Ty Ty, GA

Wait until the nap hotel industry hears about this place.

Volcano, HI

11
Volcano, HI

We’re sure it’s beautiful, but rumor has it this town is hot as blazes.

Mall Santa and kid

12
Santa, ID

No offense to Idaho, but this seems like downgrade from the North Pole. If Idaho isn’t on the itinerary, try out the powder in one of these 9 Best Luxury Ski Resorts in America.

dog, dog house, celebrities not like us

13
Bone Gap, IL

This sounds like one of those Instagram body trends that lands teenagers in the hospital.

American Flag

14
Young America, IN

Babies only.

Cheerleaders

15
What Cheer, IA

If you’re happy and you know it, move here.

Neutral, KS

16
Neutral, KS

The Switzerland of Kansas. And when you want to make your trip to Neutral a little more exciting, get there on one of the 40 Roads Everyone Should Drive by Age 40.

Flames

17
Hell for Certain, KY

I mean, we always knew there was a chance.

Bookshelf

18
Book, LA

Every librarian’s dream vacation destination.

trill is a phrase people under 40 use

19
Friendship, ME

There’s a place called Friendship in a state that calls itself Vacationland? And we were just about to buy that house in Hell for Certain.

broken glass

20
Accident, MD

Probably not a great place to live if you’re trying to cut your car insurance payments.

The Devil

21
Satan’s Kingdom, MA

We never imagined the underworld would be so far north.

White bird

22
White Pigeon, MI

Did they mean “dove”?

Embarrassed Man

23
Embarrass, MN

We’re a little red in the face for learning about this Minnesota town so late. Want to make a pit stop on your next adventure? Check out The 33 Best Roadside Attractions in America.

amazon alexa questions

24
Money, MS

We’ve got our minds on this Mississippi town and this Mississippi town on our minds.

Cat licking mouth

25
Licking, MO

Lollipop and ice cream sales here are through the roof, or so we hear.

Brown bear

26
Bear Dance, MT

This sounds equal parts dangerous and adorable.

Parliament

27
Funk, NE

We need it, want it, and gotta have it. And while you’re road-tripping to Funk, make sure to get a load of The Ugliest Statue in Every State.

Scott Disick

28
Scotty’s Junction, NV

Well, at least he got something out of his relationship with Kourtney Kardashian.

30 compliments

29
Happy Corner, NH

The part of the room with the bed/a town in New Hampshire.

Women in underwear

30
Buttzville, NJ

We like this town and we cannot lie.

Truth or Consequences New Mexico

31
Truth or Consequences, NM

This town got so excited about the prospect of having the radio show of the same name aired from here that the town changed its name to make it happen.

Horse

32
Horseheads, NY

This town’s name feels like a Godfather reference, but it actually refers to the not-any-less-creepy horse skulls found in this location.

blowing nose, cultural mistakes

33
Boogertown, NC

This icky name actually refers to the boogeymen legend locals would tell to keep tourists out.

Trench coat

34
Flasher, ND

A terrible town to wear a trench coat in.

Man showing stress at the gym

35
Knockemstiff, OH

This town’s name doesn’t refer to fighting but is actually thought to be a reference to the strength of the local moonshine.

Palm creases

36
Slapout, OK

Apparently, Slapout’s unusual name comes from the local store having low inventory, or being “slap out” of whatever customers wanted.

Zigzag, Oregon

37
Zigzag, OR

This Oregon town is named after a river that—you guessed it—zigzags through the land.

Beaver in grass

38
Big Beaver, PA

Dam, that’s an unusual name.

Dr. Dre

39
Little Compton, RI

Home of the famous Little NWA.

Putting out fire

40
Burns Down, SC

If this South Carolina town was going for something confidence-inspiring, they may have just missed the mark.

Hooker, South Dakota

41
Hooker, SD

We’re guessing business is booming?

angry woman

42
Difficult, TN

If you’re looking for the opposite of the Big Easy, we may have found it.

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43
Jot Em Down, TX

Yet another town named for a radio show, this town took the name of the store on Lum and Abner, which ran from 1931 to 1954.

Silver forks

44
American Fork, UT

A town that captured the United States’ two greatest passions: patriotism and snacks.

Sliced bread

45
Bread Loaf, VT

But is it gluten-free?

Woman with cast on wrist

46
Hurt, VA

This is what happens when you let people name towns after a breakup.

Electricity, lightbulbs, scandalous

47
Electric City, WA

With a population of just about 1,000, we’re guessing this Washington town isn’t the all-night rave the name makes it out to be.

Woman pinching fat

48
Pinch, WV

“Just a dash” and “smidge” were already taken.

Mirror ball

49
Disco, WI

Donna Summer’s ghost is said to roam the streets of this town, looking for someone to take her up on that last dance.

woman cozy reading in her bed stay sharp

50
Recluse, WY

We’re going to go ahead and guess that Recluse residents aren’t exactly the partying type. Luckily, when you want to travel somewhere a little more exciting, these 15 Best Under-the-Radar American Escapes.

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